It's Emory's time

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What if Emory starts the Pop Tart bowl game and throws for 450 yards and 5tds. How do you feel going into next year?
If he throws for 500 yards and 6 TDs or 38 yards with 4 INTs it doesn’t change the fact that

EMORY DA GAWWWWWWWW


Professor @Empirical Cane will show you the science behind it if you need proof
 
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Well what if? Sure would be awful to have a Miami QB light up the scoreboard in anticipation of next season. Might poke a hole in all the miserable ***** rooting for "their" team to fail at every turn.

I hope Emory throws for 500. I hope Judd is in by the 3rd quarter and throws for 300 more. I hope every RB that touches the ball goes over 100 yards and I hope the defense shuts out Iowa State and forces 6 turnovers. Gosh wouldn't that be terrible if we played well in our allotted bowl game for the first time in ever?

10-2 with a chance to make it 11 wins for the first time in 20 freaking years. Take a gummy, wash it down with some brown liquor and have a Holly Jolly postseason.
 
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Well what if? Sure would be awful to have a Miami QB light up the scoreboard in anticipation of next season. Might poke a hole in all the miserable ***** rooting for "their" team to fail at every turn.

I hope Emory throws for 500. I hope Judd is in by the 3rd quarter and throws for 300 more. I hope every RB that touches the ball goes over 100 yards and I hope the defense shuts out Iowa State and forces 6 turnovers. Gosh wouldn't that be terrible if we played well in our allotted bowl game for the first time in ever?

10-2 with a chance to make it 11 wins for the first time in 20 freaking years. Take a gummy, wash it down with some brown liquor and have a Holly Jolly postseason.
The Miami team that plays in the bowl game vs the Miami team that takes the field vs Notre Dame next year may well not even have the same name, mascot, or logo due to the vast differences between the two.
 
I mean with everyone talking **** about the game this can be a big thing for the PROGRUM
They're talking **** about the game because it's a let down not making the playoffs and therefore, it will be a bunch of backups playing for the Canes. If Emory plays lights out, then it's all the more amazing because he's doing it with a bunch of other 2nd teamers.
 
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The Miami team that plays in the bowl game vs the Miami team that takes the field vs Notre Dame next year may well not even have the same name, mascot, or logo due to the vast differences between the two.
Much as I longed to see Miles FooYoung dominate his last game in orange and green I'll happily root for whoever we trot out there to beat the crap out of whoever they trot out across from us.
 
The Miami team that plays in the bowl game vs the Miami team that takes the field vs Notre Dame next year may well not even have the same name, mascot, or logo due to the vast differences between the two.
True, but the sky is falling Canes “fans” will still be made up of the same ****** 46 chromosomes. Well, 47 in some cases for sure.
 
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