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Is Urban coming back???

Haven't yall figured out Urby's M/O yet?

He always fakes his own death every time he wants to move on to a new job.

As soon as the rumors came out that ol Urby was stepping down due to "health issues" it was clear as day he was getting out of town because of the Zach Smith debacle & positioning himself for whenever the USC or Notre Dame job opened up.

Both programs will back up the Brinks truck for him, plus he gets to stick it to Oh St after they embarrassed him by suspending him 3 games last year.

Nobody does a better job at faking heart attacks than Urby Liar. As soon as it's time to get out of dodge he immediately goes down on one knee & starts clinching his chest lol.
 
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A lot of people here and pundits said this exact thing. Both have a do anything to win mentality, that’s why Pete Carroll did so well out there
 
Liberty City El said:
Haven't yall figured out Urby's M/O yet?

He always fakes his death every time he wants to move on to a new job.

As soon as the rumors came out that ol Urby was stepping down due to "health issues" it was clear as day he was getting out of town because of the Zach Smith debacle & positioning himself for whenever the USC or Notre Dame job opened up.

Both programs will back up the Brinks truck for him, plus he gets to stick it to Oh St after they embarrassed him by suspending him 3 games last year.

Nobody does a better job at faking heart attacks than Urby Liar. As soon as it's time to get out of dodge he immediately goes down on one knee & starts clinching his chest lol.
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Exactly. He gets out of Dodge before the scandals catch up to him.
 
miamicanephins said:
Haha look at @Hemsleysalmons down voting cheating and herpes as I'm sure both have happened to him.

Oh yeah f Meyer and usc
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Hey a Donkey's gotta do ....what ALL Asses do

That's why they're called what they're called
 
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Liberty City El said:
Haven't yall figured out Urby's M/O yet?

He always fakes his own death every time he wants to move on to a new job.

As soon as the rumors came out that ol Urby was stepping down due to "health issues" it was clear as day he was getting out of town because of the Zach Smith debacle & positioning himself for whenever the USC or Notre Dame job opened up.

Both programs will back up the Brinks truck for him, plus he gets to stick it to Oh St after they embarrassed him by suspending him 3 games last year.

Nobody does a better job at faking heart attacks than Urby Liar. As soon as it's time to get out of dodge he immediately goes down on one knee & starts clinching his chest lol.
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100%.
His playbook goes like this: Show up someplace desperate with big expectations for big $$$. Obtain solid results by ignoring the rules. Scandal and/or performance issues. Fake illness as a diversion. Disappear for a season. Find another job at a desperate location with big expectations willing to pay big $$$.
 
Liberty City El said:
Haven't yall figured out Urby's M/O yet?

He always fakes his own death every time he wants to move on to a new job.

Nobody does a better job at faking heart attacks than Urby Liar. As soon as it's time to get out of dodge he immediately goes down on one knee & starts clinching his chest lol.
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Fred Sanford was the greatest .....BUT Urban is right up there too
 
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reg said:
Urban may very well end up at USC. However, L.A. does not seem to fit his personality. He has chosen schools in conservative areas in his previous stops...Bowling Green (Bowling Green, Ohio), Utah (Utah), Florida (Gainesville), Ohio State (Columbus). Columbus is not as conservative as the previous mentioned places, but a transition to a state like California, but more specifically, a city like Los Angeles, seems to be a bit of a leap.

I can see him at Notre Dame, LSU, Bama, etc...before I can see him living in L.A. Obviously, I'm just speculating, but that's my opinion.
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Especially Bama if Dabo turns down their bank vault offer when Satan retires back to the plains of ****
 
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Come on, guys, there's only one place Urban Liar can go. It has to be Notre Lame.

That's his dream job. And it would complete the infamous trifecta of coaching at three places that are despised above all others by most Canes fans.

If Brian Kelly has a down year, expect to see Meyer on the sideline in South Bend in 2020 or 2021.
 
Liberty City El said:
Haven't yall figured out Urby's M/O yet?

He always fakes his own death every time he wants to move on to a new job.

As soon as the rumors came out that ol Urby was stepping down due to "health issues" it was clear as day he was getting out of town because of the Zach Smith debacle & positioning himself for whenever the USC or Notre Dame job opened up.

Both programs will back up the Brinks truck for him, plus he gets to stick it to Oh St after they embarrassed him by suspending him 3 games last year.

Nobody does a better job at faking heart attacks than Urby Liar. As soon as it's time to get out of dodge he immediately goes down on one knee & starts clinching his chest lol.
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Wrong........wrong.......wrong...........Yes somebody does a better job of faking heart attacks........
Sanford............."Sanford and Son"..............ask Ethel.....she is still waiting.......
 
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Liberty City El said:
Haven't yall figured out Urby's M/O yet?

He always fakes his own death every time he wants to move on to a new job.

As soon as the rumors came out that ol Urby was stepping down due to "health issues" it was clear as day he was getting out of town because of the Zach Smith debacle & positioning himself for whenever the USC or Notre Dame job opened up.

Both programs will back up the Brinks truck for him, plus he gets to stick it to Oh St after they embarrassed him by suspending him 3 games last year.

Nobody does a better job at faking heart attacks than Urby Liar. As soon as it's time to get out of dodge he immediately goes down on one knee & starts clinching his chest lol.
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The white Fred G Sanford 🤣🤣
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Complete BULLSH!T. "Most other coaches" do not employ criminal coaches or players.
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Really, keep telling yourself that to further prop up your narrative of “Urban is a piece of ****”. Just look at the NFL and how many players are getting caught with domestic abuse. If you think the vast majority of lockers don’t have some players and coaches that are ****ed up then you’re being naive.
 
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