I'm skipping mat drills at the Y this morning.

[The Franchise]

We missed you this morning, CD. I gimped The Turk. Sorry, man.

Catch you guys in the sauna later this evening though, right?

Can't! Wait!

I'll bring the olive oil and surgical gloves

You guys keep the surgical gloves. I don't like anything that reduces sensation. Even my singlet is made of lamb skin.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

We missed you this morning, CD. I gimped The Turk. Sorry, man.

Catch you guys in the sauna later this evening though, right?

Can't! Wait!

I'll bring the olive oil and surgical gloves

You guys keep the surgical gloves. I don't like anything that reduces sensation. Even my singlet is made of lamb skin.

I always wondered how you seduced The Turk so easily.

He's always been a sucker for a supple dongle.

 

[AV1994]

Catch you guys in the sauna later this evening though, right?

Can't! Wait!

I'll bring the olive oil and surgical gloves

You guys keep the surgical gloves. I don't like anything that reduces sensation. Even my singlet is made of lamb skin.

I always wondered how you seduced The Turk so easily.

He's always been a sucker for a supple dongle.

If I join tomorrow would I have a better time than I've had at the Blue Lot with JuanFromLittleHavana?

 

[1mg of Epi]

[MENTION=7366]Cane Dynasty[/MENTION] - I can't believe you didn't explain the rules to [MENTION=11252]1mg of Epi[/MENTION]. Apparently, he thought it was like WWE. First he put a pile driver on Hairy Larry and then he put a figure 4 leg lock on the Turk and started yelling "wooooooo" like Ric Flair. I heard something about him yelling "to be the man, you gotta beat the man" to Big Chet as he was escorted out.

Didn't realize there's another kinda wrestling. Color me embarrassed!

 

[Cane Dynasty]

[MENTION=7366]Cane Dynasty[/MENTION] - I can't believe you didn't explain the rules to [MENTION=11252]1mg of Epi[/MENTION]. Apparently, he thought it was like WWE. First he put a pile driver on Hairy Larry and then he put a figure 4 leg lock on the Turk and started yelling "wooooooo" like Ric Flair. I heard something about him yelling "to be the man, you gotta beat the man" to Big Chet as he was escorted out.

Didn't realize there's another kinda wrestling. Color me embarrassed!

We preserve the unique tradition of Greco-Roman Indian Crank Wrestling.

 

[1mg of Epi]

Can't! Wait!

I'll bring the olive oil and surgical gloves

You guys keep the surgical gloves. I don't like anything that reduces sensation. Even my singlet is made of lamb skin.

I always wondered how you seduced The Turk so easily.

He's always been a sucker for a supple dongle.

If I join tomorrow would I have a better time than I've had at the Blue Lot with JuanFromLittleHavana?

You won't be disappointed.. let's just say that when Juan says "little" he isn't referring to Havana.

 

[1mg of Epi]

[MENTION=7366]Cane Dynasty[/MENTION] - I can't believe you didn't explain the rules to [MENTION=11252]1mg of Epi[/MENTION]. Apparently, he thought it was like WWE. First he put a pile driver on Hairy Larry and then he put a figure 4 leg lock on the Turk and started yelling "wooooooo" like Ric Flair. I heard something about him yelling "to be the man, you gotta beat the man" to Big Chet as he was escorted out.

Didn't realize there's another kinda wrestling. Color me embarrassed!

We preserve the unique tradition of Greco-Roman Indian Crank Wrestling.

Very similar to Australian **** wrestling, but for the modern crank yanker.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

I'll bring the olive oil and surgical gloves

You guys keep the surgical gloves. I don't like anything that reduces sensation. Even my singlet is made of lamb skin.

I always wondered how you seduced The Turk so easily.

He's always been a sucker for a supple dongle.

If I join tomorrow would I have a better time than I've had at the Blue Lot with JuanFromLittleHavana?

You won't be disappointed.. let's just say that when Juan says "little" he isn't referring to Havana.

But it's solid as a railroad spike. I'll give him that.

 

[Zbrod95]

Sorry I missed out today guys, I had to report early. See y'all at the sauna tonight, btw @Cane Dynasty you owe me a match next meeting

 

[Zbrod95]

You guys keep the surgical gloves. I don't like anything that reduces sensation. Even my singlet is made of lamb skin.

I always wondered how you seduced The Turk so easily.

He's always been a sucker for a supple dongle.

If I join tomorrow would I have a better time than I've had at the Blue Lot with JuanFromLittleHavana?

You won't be disappointed.. let's just say that when Juan says "little" he isn't referring to Havana.

But it's solid as a railroad spike. I'll give him that.

I still whipped dat *** though

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Sorry I missed out today guys, I had to report early. See y'all at the sauna tonight, btw @Cane Dynasty you owe me a match next meeting

I'll be greased up and ready to go.

 

[1mg of Epi]

Sorry I missed out today guys, I had to report early. See y'all at the sauna tonight, btw @Cane Dynasty you owe me a match next meeting

I'll be greased up and ready to go.

Debating whether or not I have just found my new avatar.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Sorry I missed out today guys, I had to report early. See y'all at the sauna tonight, btw @Cane Dynasty you owe me a match next meeting

I'll be greased up and ready to go.

Debating whether or not I have just found my new avatar.

You have my permission to use my likeness.