I Despise The Meathead…

[CaneTheGaytors]

…more than any other corch in the history of our Canes.

Obviously winning isn’t important to him. On top of being an absolute moron when it comes to having a feel for the game, game day decisions and time management, he also rather let losing permeate the team than bring Cam back in to get us in FG range.

To all of the Mario Bros., eat a ****!

 

[TheU1984]

I’ve stuck up for him and kept hoping and hoping. But this was the last straw. He better go find a D1 QB. I will not watch this team with Emory taking snaps next season. Bring back fkn Hoffenberger or something.

Not sure if the Cam decision was his and we may never know but he still sucks. Badly.

 

[KevinCaneFace]

Kicking the field goal to get a 6 point lead was such a stupid move. Your defense is wet paper. You really thought they wouldn’t get 7?

 

[KevinCaneFace]

Don’t even get me started on timeout management.

1st and goal you stuff the run.
You have two timeouts but don’t call one.
They burn 30 seconds and then throw a very likely and possible incomplete pass
Of course they score. Now you have under a minute with a qb who hasn’t completed a pass past the LOS

 

[Cane_Mutiny]

Kicking the field goal to get a 6 point lead was such a stupid move. Your defense is wet paper. You really thought they wouldn’t get 7?

He literally JUST learned that lesson in our last game

 

[Empirical Cane]

and so it begins...

 

[nickster]

Kicking the field goal to get a 6 point lead was such a stupid move. Your defense is wet paper. You really thought they wouldn’t get 7?

It certainly was but what do you expect from Mario. He has ZERO football acumen.

 

[Ibis4life]

Whew... going to be a long hard off season around here.

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Don’t even get me started on timeout management.

1st and goal you stuff the run.
You have two timeouts but don’t call one.
They burn 30 seconds and then throw a very likely and possible incomplete pass
Of course they score. Now you have under a minute with a qb who hasn’t completed a pass past the LOS

That’s exactly what I said in the game day thread. Dude is an absolute moron. Has to be the dumbest HC in all of CFB, and it’s not particularly close.

 

[theibisrules]

ROCCO UNITAS LOOKED GOOD TONIGHT

 

[SouthsideAtl]

Mario Cristobal is a fraud

 

[561caneforever]

What does Mario really bring to the table?

 

[FrancisSawyer]

That’s exactly what I said in the game day thread. Dude is an absolute moron. Has to be the dumbest HC in all of CFB, and it’s not particularly close.

I was screaming at the TV at that point.

 

[nycane]

im done until he fires guidry.

 

[Mr. Dynasty1]

Anti Mario gang tried to give ppl a heads up from day one

 

[NC_Canes_11]

Guys been here 3 years and the only difference is Cam Ward. Without Cam he’s expensive Manny

 

[88]

Mario Cristobal is a fraud

Why a fraud and not just ******? He had all the signs of mediocrity before he got here but he's a Miami Guy.

I'm just pumped for the first coaching search in decades (3-4 years from now) without Mario Cristobals name splattered all over it.

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

I was screaming at the TV at that point.

The meathead is a moron of epic proportions. How on earth is a man with such a low IQ making $8 million a year? Unbelievable!

 

[Jedi Master Cane]

I need someone with a football IQ to explain NOT CALLING A TIMEOUT on first down on that last goal to go defensive possession.

Who cares if you get the ball back with zero timeouts if it means you have almost TWO full minutes? Did someone not explain to the meathead that the clock stops on first downs?

Emory probably wasn't going to lead us to FG range regardless but it's the HC's job to give his team the best opportunity to win. He hasn't learned a **** thing after all these years.

 

[FrancisSawyer]

The meathead is a moron of epic proportions. How on earth is a man with such a low IQ making $8 million a year? Unbelievable!

Also there is zero attention to detail on this staff. On our last possession with little time we actually have someone trying to return the kick instead of getting the touch back and starting at the 25. Unless he was hoping for a huge return lol. The guy is an embarrassment! Hey Mario! What's our trajectory now????