How Many CIS Laws of Recruiting Can Mario Eradicate?

Raising the recruiting bar for Mario. Adding some new, incontrovertible laws of recruiting

27. You can't pull two or more 5* DTs in the same cycle
28. You can't pull two or more 5* DEs in the same cycle
29. You can't pull three or more 5* DLs in the same cycle
30. You can't pull a 4*/5* RB from Tuscaloosa that Saban wants
31. You can't pull five or more 4*/5* DTs in the same cycle
 
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Raising the recruiting bar for Mario. Adding some new, incontrovertible laws of recruiting

30. You can't pull a 4*/5* RB from Tuscaloosa that Saban wants

That didn't last long

You can't pull a 4*/5* RB from Tuscaloosa that Saban wants
 
Here's one he cannot eradicate:

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Mario is laughing at my attempts to raise the bar (see Kamarion (Big Kam) Franklin news)

This new law

28. You can't pull two or more 5* DEs in the same cycle

might not last longer than the previously impossible RB law

30. You can't pull a 4*/5* RB from Tuscaloosa that Saban wants

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JoJo did some damage to the CIS Recruiting Laws tonight

16. 5* SFL Receivers are mercenaries and will never commit/play for UM.
20. Can't pull a legit 5* recruit from SFL.
 
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JoJo did some damage to the CIS Recruiting Laws tonight

16. 5* SFL Receivers are mercenaries and will never commit/play for UM.
20. Can't pull a legit 5* recruit from SFL.

Give it a couple months when he gets pumped down just enough to only be a 4 star by every site because it’s Miami….. I kid I kid.
 
Over the years, we have a number of fundamental assumptions when it comes to recruiting. How many of these will Mario eradicate with his relentless recruiting and which one(s) do you think are the hardest?

  1. You can't pull a 4*/5* RB from LA that L$U wants. (Citizen)
  2. You can't pull a 4*/5* DT from LA that L$U wants.
  3. You can't pull a 4*/5* DT from Alabama that the Tide wants.
  4. You can't pull a 4*/5* CB from Alabama that the Tide wants.
  5. You can't pull an elite kid from Lakeland.
  6. Elite CB's from Heritage will always make a business decision
  7. Elite CBs from Broward will always make a business decision (Antione Jackson)
  8. Can't pull an elite recruit from Dwyer. (this solved itself with Jack Daniels leaving and Al Shipman replacing him).
  9. We only get scraps from IMG. Elite IMG recruits only sign with $EC teams (Skinner, Mauigoa, Riley and hopefully more)
  10. Kids don't decommit from Clemson/Dabo and the definitely don't flip to UM if they decommit (Ray Ray)
  11. Elite OTs don't consider Miami (Mauigoa)
  12. Multiple Elite OTs definitely won't commit in the same recruiting class.
  13. Canes can no longer recruit nationally for multiple elite recruits in the same class
  14. Canes can only have highly rated classes if the vast majority of the commits are from SFL.
  15. Once a recruit's page his 250+ pages, they're not coming.
  16. 5* SFL Receivers are mercenaries and will never commit/play for UM.
  17. Follow the visits. No official visit, no commit. (Popo says hello)
  18. Multiple (3x) elite DE/Edges will not commit in the same recruiting cycle.
  19. Multiple elite Lakeland kids can't be pulled in the same cycle
  20. Can't pull a legit 5* recruit from SFL.
  21. Elite DEs from Heritage will always make a business decision
  22. You can't win multiple head to head battles w/Bama and Saban for 4*/5* CBs in the same cycle
  23. You can't win multiple head to head battles w/Bama and Saban for CBs playing in Heritage and Lakeland in the same cycle
  24. You can't win a head to head battle with OSU/Hartline for a 5* WR
  25. You can't win a head to head battle with OSU/Hartline for a SFL 5* WR
  26. You can't pull two 5* WR in the same recruiting cycle
  27. You can't pull two or more 5* DTs in the same cycle
  28. You can't pull two or more 5* DEs in the same cycle
  29. You can't pull three or more 5* DLs in the same cycle
  30. You can't pull a 4*/5* RB from Tuscaloosa that Saban wants
  31. You can't pull five or more 4*/5* DTs in the same cycle
Also, if you can think of other recruiting taboos, let me know.
 
27. You can't pull two or more 5* DTs in the same cycle

This law is no more

29. You can't pull three or more 5* DLs in the same cycle​

This law almost went down in flames too, but it persists (unless Lightfoot gets a 5th star in the composite)
 
Want feedback on these two

24. You can't win a head to head battle with OSU/Hartline for a 5* WR​
25. You can't win a head to head battle with OSU/Hartline for a SFL 5* WR​


JoJo was a 5* at the time that Hartline was interested. Does this count?

Smith alone could've wiped out all the SFL Diva WR rules but those remain intact.
 
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These even being laws tells u how low are standards got lol like we really use to be the top dawg
 
That didn't last long

You can't pull a 4*/5* RB from Tuscaloosa that Saban wants

Saban and the Alabama penal system said not so fast! Missed this one after signing day and its back on the table.

30.You can't pull a 4*/5* RB from Tuscaloosa that Saban wants

Added this one cause the whole Riley situation soured me on trying to sneak RBs out of Bama.

32. You can't pull a 4*/5* RB from Alabama that the Tide wants.
 
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@lindend Do we reopen #7 since Jackson never actually came to Miami or keep it closed cuz he chased ***?
Don't think so. He did sign the NLI here and then he didn't make a business decision after that to leave. Either way, no business decision.
 
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