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Cylo said:
Sounds like Festivus came early for ya. Now you know what to to say on your airing of grievances
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I just can't get worked up for a comedy-contrived holiday - to celebrate moaning, piz zing, and bit ching.

I can already do that 365 days a year - if I'm so inclined.

Which I'm not. Only during football season.
 
1mg of Epi said:
The airing of grievances will make you feel whole inside.
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I really don't have grievances.

When I awake each day - I decide what kind of day I will have. If I decide to have a good day, and that no one can do anything to really bother me - thus it shall be.

I determine me.
 
UMFarArcher said:
I really don't have grievances.

When I awake each day - I decide what kind of day I will have. If I decide to have a good day, and that no one can do anything to really bother me - thus it shall be.

I determine me.
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JamesQuall said:
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At times, coming here is akin to walking into a large room of toddlers.
mcnaire2004 said:
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No. That's not cool. Dumba** costumes are not indicative of what's cool.

Cool is having your Theatre Commanding General tell you, "I'm not going to Courts Martial you two, I'm not even going to give you an Article 15 - but you WILL voluntarily donate one month's Jump Pay to your Company Fund - won't you?"

Too cool to even punish. But his parting words were the pinnacle.

"And if I ever see your names again - they better be on the Casualty List. Get out of here."


Coolest parting words EVER.
 
UMFarArcher said:
At times, coming here is akin to walking into a large room of toddlers.



No. That's not cool. Dumba** costumes are not indicative of what's cool.

Cool is having your Theatre Commanding General tell you, "I'm not going to Courts Martial you two, I'm not even going to give you an Article 15 - but you WILL voluntarily donate one month's Jump Pay to your Company Fund - won't you?"

Too cool to even punish. But his parting words were the pinnacle.

"And if I ever see your names again - they better be on the Casualty List. Get out of here."


Coolest parting words EVER.
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Do you think Seinfeld would’ve been a more funny show if Jerry and his friends were an ELITE special forces unit?

Elaine would be the first Navy SEAL woman. I think that would’ve made the show better. Don't you?

I mean can you imagine this scene but her wearing the full SEAL getup? It wouldve been 10x funnier. Night vision on and everything

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UMFarArcher said:
At times, coming here is akin to walking into a large room of toddlers.



No. That's not cool. Dumba** costumes are not indicative of what's cool.

Cool is having your Theatre Commanding General tell you, "I'm not going to Courts Martial you two, I'm not even going to give you an Article 15 - but you WILL voluntarily donate one month's Jump Pay to your Company Fund - won't you?"

Too cool to even punish. But his parting words were the pinnacle.

"And if I ever see your names again - they better be on the Casualty List. Get out of here."


Coolest parting words EVER.
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Sir, I have the set from the Merv Griffin Show in my apartment. I'd love to have you on as a guest.

Happy Festivus!
 
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JamesQuall said:
Do you think Seinfeld would’ve been a more funny show if Jerry and his friends were an ELITE special forces unit?

Elaine would be the first Navy SEAL woman. I think that would’ve made the show better. Don't you?

I mean can you imagine this scene but her wearing the full SEAL getup? It wouldve been 10x funnier. Night vision on and everything

Toilet Paper Comedy GIF
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Well, we sure had a lot of laughs.

But then - we had an actual purpose in our actions.

Simple minds can be manipulated easily to accept the ludicrous as funny. The contrived. The absurd.

Harsh reality is bitterly hilarious.

The best comics - take simple, everyday tasks and show the humor therein. Because the viewer says to himself, "oh ! I've done that!"

Our not-so-simple - but everyday tasks - were full of humor as well. Just not many folks had such everyday tasks - as we were few - and US law would frown on our actions here. On another plane - so is the humor.

My best advice to anyone and everyone would be - you do you.

Some of us were not chained to Seinfeld. With a laugh-track to direct you as to what was funny.
 
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