Tears Gator Tears

[theribdoctor]

Well, he's a Gator, so probably in more ways than one.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

for a guy a couple cheeseburgers short of 5 bills, he's a solid athlete.

Maybe, but this tub is an big insurance risk for any prospective employer.

Also, he’s fairly active now, what happens when his playing days are over (which may be soon) and he becomes more sedentary? 6 bills? Three quarters of the way to 1K? I can almost guarantee he’s already got a significant amount of plaque buildup in his arteries.

The turds did him no favors in not being more strict with his health. They just didn’t care enough.

 

[TrumpyCane]

 

[theribdoctor]

Also, that's half his body weight...if he can't lift half his body weight...thats problematic.

 

[pyhooya]

whats he going pro in?

Chestnut and Kobayashi better watch out

 

[wnycanesfan]

for a guy a couple cheeseburgers short of 5 bills, he's a solid athlete.

Makes you wonder what kind of player he could have been if here could have gotten even remotely close to in shape. Not sure how he could spend what 4 years at UF and they couldn't get him to drop any weight.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Well, he's a Gator, so probably in more ways than one.

All the hot dogs count, no matter what ******* they are jammed into...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Without that bench press ability, Fatson would never be able to get up off the ground...

 

[Felonious Monk]

All the hot dogs count, no matter what ******* they are jammed into...

"jammed" Lol. As if that would be necessary.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Makes you wonder what kind of player he could have been if here could have gotten even remotely close to in shape. Not sure how he could spend what 4 years at UF and they couldn't get him to drop any weight.

I think he actually gained weight in Hogtown.

 

[DTP]

Benching half your body weight 30 times isn’t really a flex.

 

[BALLHAWKU]

whats he going pro in?

 

[Rickd]

If the guy had legit interest in a pro career ... and a life beyond 45 ... he would have gotten down to a svelte 375 pounds. Can't believe the Gator's s&c coach permitted him to remain THAT out of condition.

 

[JD08]

 

[CanefaninBuckeyeland]

Chestnut and Kobayashi better watch out

I Think they should more concerned with him retiring them.

 

[GojiraCane]

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[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Hilarious

You should read some of the responses. Really had me going.

 

[PennsylvaniaCane]

Didn’t Simeon do it 32X while weighing 160lbs less?

 

[CreamCityCane]

Makes you wonder what kind of player he could have been if here could have gotten even remotely close to in shape. Not sure how he could spend what 4 years at UF and they couldn't get him to drop any weight.

Especially since Ozempic exists.

 

[Felonious Monk]

You know who isn't winless in conference play?