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[RVACane]

In all seriousness this DB doesn't look half as good as the Safety from Delaware that Golden recruited

Right now their board has him as a regular no star but a white borderline 3-4 star.

 

[RVACane]

This isn't Shannon. This one is all on McEltooth. The kid called the shark fuqqer himself to commit to not Randy.

 

[Problem2]

Shark ****** has their fans talking about recruits grades to make themselves feel better

What the **** is this, intramurals?

 

[kryptonite]

Ahhhh....so Whittemore's a white man's 4 star...

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The more I read, the more I love this pickup for the gayturds.

#PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy

I'm just gonna mention that RL III ran for like 9 billion yards and 4k TDs in HS and still wasn't a Miami calibre athlete, so there's an outside chance this kid being a starter doesn't actually mean much. To his credit, I hear he's a real high motor guy with a great football IQ.

 

[theibisrules]

Ahhhh....so Whittemore's a white man's 4 star...

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The more I read, the more I love this pickup for the gayturds.

#PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy

I'm just gonna mention that RL III ran for like 9 billion yards and 4k TDs in HS and still wasn't a Miami calibre athlete, so there's an outside chance this kid being a starter doesn't actually mean much. To his credit, I hear he's a real high motor guy with a great football IQ.

His football IQ can't be too great...if he's a ****

 

[orange&green84]

So, this was tweeted in regards to their newest commitment. Needless to say, this person needs to be drug testedView attachment 45640

Fck him and his evaluations on football talent. I question his knowing of what a ****** is and what it looks like. He needs to pass that bar before he starts throwing this lanky kid's name amongst South Florida talent.

 

[ChosenOne]

Shannon sure love them 2-3 stars.

 

[RVACane]

Shannon sure love them 2-3 stars.

I think this one's on McEltooth. That's who the kid called when he committed.

Here's the article:

2019 DB Trent Whittemore talks about his UF commitment

 

[dfagundo]

Ahhhh....so Whittemore's a white man's 4 star...

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#PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy

Looks like their board sniffed one too many cans of spray paint over Memorial Day weekend. Gotta love the level of delusion

 

[Plzwork4]

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I had to look it up.

By that definition the whole **** nation are " jits"

I love how they took a "Miami" slang term for little one or jitterbug and made it wack. dayum gators wanna be us so bad.

I found the definition in the Urban Dictionary. Do they have a different meaning in there than the Miami slang version? Us older guys try to keep up where we can.

I used to be called that on the football field and b-ball courts. It meant short for jitterbug.

 

[RVACane]

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I had to look it up.

By that definition the whole **** nation are " jits"

I love how they took a "Miami" slang term for little one or jitterbug and made it wack. dayum gators wanna be us so bad.

I found the definition in the Urban Dictionary. Do they have a different meaning in there than the Miami slang version? Us older guys try to keep up where we can.

I used to be called that on the football field and b-ball courts. It meant short for jitterbug.

And look at you now...all growns up! Apparently, that word never crossed the causeways to Miami Beach way back when. I grew up in an isolated bubble before the rise of South Beach. We didn't even get slang words til after everyone else.

 

[killa1storm]

Well McElwain outdid himself this time taking a commit from a slow, white DB who doesn't even have a recruiting profile. That's ****** even for him. And unsurprisingly the weirdo can't land or develop a QB, he's pure trash. I can't wait till that clown is gone. We won the East doe!

 

[PanteraCanes]

Well McElwain outdid himself this time taking a commit from a slow, white DB who doesn't even have a recruiting profile. That's ****ty even for him. And unsurprisingly the weirdo can't land or develop a QB, he's pure trash. I can't wait till that clown is gone. We won the East doe!

I don't know. I think he deserves 5 or 10 more years to really put his plan in. If that doesn't work then you guys and promote Randy.

 

[Canes2082]

Well McElwain outdid himself this time taking a commit from a slow, white DB who doesn't even have a recruiting profile. That's ****ty even for him. And unsurprisingly the weirdo can't land or develop a QB, he's pure trash. I can't wait till that clown is gone. We won the East doe!

I think he's doing a pretty good job. You guys have won the east twice. As long as he keeps getting you to the SEC championship game his job should be safe

 

[RVACane]

Moar McEltooth!

 

[RVACane]

Malik Zaire... Just like Treon Harris...???

 

[Invalid Username]

Are they actually excited about this pick haha

 

[RVACane]

They just can't handle a dose of reality...



My only issue with the OP in this screenshot is that he doesn't have an original ranking to out play.

 

[superman]

I wish I could rep every single one of you in real life
nice job fellas

 

[jwcane97]

Ahhhh....so Whittemore's a white man's 4 star...

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#PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy

So a skinny 140lb white kid would have a composite of 87-91... for comparison, Amari Carter had a composite this year of .8708, so this kid is a better find than Amari.

The crazy is strong in Gainesville.