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Kermit Da Toad said:
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Here’s what you sister humping, Jorts wearing trailer dwelling mouth breathers don’t seem to comprehend, no one on this site harbors the delusion that Richt is this great game day coach or “QB Whisperer”, which is just Fvcken hilarious. Matter of Fact over 95% has been saying he shouldn’t be OC since day 1. Vaugh doesn’t get hurt in the first half and you lose that Vandy game by 3 TDs. Which would have given you loses to 2 teams you hadn’t lost to in 30 years with your excellent game day Corch. You’re still getting your *** kicked next year and you will remember why you soft *** bytches stop playing us years ago. So GTFO and go back to making mutuan Babies with your fat fvck sister wife Mrs Piggy.
 
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Sorry gaturd, we still own you. ****, you can't even hold a candle to FSU. You guys are truly the shlthole of Florida. You cowards are scared shltless of us. Stopped playing us annually in the 80s and after 01-04. I can at least respect FSU. It's alright though, we will put you in your place come 2019.
 
Hodor said:
Dont forget the team that ***** slapped you guys the first game. Big brother got your back tho..
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Hilarious. Big Brother? Based on what? You jorts are the little sister to both FSU and us.
 
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Not worried about the Gaytors. Canes still better if they played rn Canes win easily. Franks is honestly that bad. Canes only lost to Florida 1 time in 20 years
 
TRick72 said:
Here’s what you sister humping, Jorts wearing trailer dwelling mouth breathers don’t seem to comprehend, no one on this site harbors the delusion that Richt is this great game day coach or “QB Whisperer”, which is just Fvcken hilarious. Matter of Fact over 95% has been saying he shouldn’t be OC since day 1. Vaugh doesn’t get hurt in the first half and you lose that Vandy game by 3 TDs. Which would have given you loses to 2 teams you hadn’t lost to in 30 years with your excellent game day Corch. You’re still getting your *** kicked next year and you will remember why you soft *** bytches stop playing us years ago. So GTFO and go back to making mutuan Babies with your fat fvck sister wife Mrs Piggy.
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Oh this gal is extremely upset.

MOAR CANE TEARS
 
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Kermit Da Toad said:
Hes gotta resort to made up personal attacks because lord knows he cant say anything to refute the facts of the situation. And those facts are Miami still sucks in yeqr 3 of Richt because he's a corch who lost to Shark Humper not once but twice. Miami still has no QB. Florida is on the uptick and this thread is beaitifully ironic and it needs to live on forever. these are the facts that can not be refuted .
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Okay here are some stats for you since I know Gaytor fans love to break out their GaytorLogix-Modded Ti-83plus whenever possible.

Florida scoring related to opponents total defense rankings.

Miss. State - #8 Defense, 13 Points
Kentucky - #11 Defense, 16 Points
LSU - #33 Defense, 27 Points
Tenn. - #47 Defense, 47 Points
Vandy - #98 Defense, 37 Points
Col. St. - #108 Defense, 48 Points

Based on the trend there, plus the fact that Miami still owns the #1 total defense and #1 TFL defense, the Gaytors score a max 13 points, but likely 10 or less.

Now, our latest crap performance against #25 defense Virginia, we put up a crappy 13 points. Gators have the #21 defense. So looks like a wash. But wait...it looks like when the Gaytors play a team with a poor offense, they tend to give up more points.

Miss. State - #48 offense, 6 Points
Col. State - #64 offense, 10 Points
LSU - #70 offense, 19 points
Vandy - #84 offense, 27 points
Kentucky - #96 offense, 27 points
Tenn - #97 offense, 21 points

Miami sadly is at #77 right now. So it looks like unless your defense has a good night like they did against Miss. State, Miami could stand to score around 20 points.

Now obviously games are played for a reason, and not just decided on statistical averages....but I wouldn't come in here thumping your chest like you are. We have won 12 of the last 16 times we have played you. If the game were played today it would statistically be close, but with an overall nod to Miami.

To your other points. Miami fans are more realistic than Gaytor fans. You guys think you are the perennial flip machine in recruiting. Mullet has not shown any prowess in recruiting up to this point. Mr. "Enjoy the Process" seems to enjoy recruits committing elsewhere while taking his advice. Just a few days ago someone on your boards said you would be getting 17 4 star recruits this year. Good ******* luck with that!
 
Did not read.

You lost to Virginia in year 3 of Richt.

You clowns got curb stomped by a team we beat.

Mark freaking Richt is your Corch.

MOAR CANE TEARS
 
Hodor said:
You guys are an afterthought to us!! !
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Then why exactly are you here? You did just go through the effort of making an account and looking through at least some of this thread.

Nah I think you have a little resentment remaining over the fact that we currently out recruit you...we have out played you 75% of the time since 1978...and only once in the last 32 years have you beaten us! It got to the point where your school said "**** no we don't want the U to kick our asses every year!" Your fan base is best known for men wearing cheerleader outfits and jorts.

You are correct though that we should be blowing out teams like UVA, and we are ****ed about this weekend. But, you need to look at your program a little better and not get ahead of yourself...you're still the Gaytors and you will always be our ******* step child.
 
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mikensherri924 said:
Then why exactly are you here? You did just go through the effort of making an account and looking through at least some of this thread.

Nah I think you have a little resentment remaining over the fact that we currently out recruit you...we have out played you 75% of the time since 1978...and only once in the last 32 years have you beaten us! It got to the point where your school said "**** no we don't want the U to kick our asses every year!" Your fan base is best known for men wearing cheerleader outfits and jorts.

You are correct though that we should be blowing out teams like UVA, and we are ****ed about this weekend. But, you need to look at your program a little better and not get ahead of yourself...you're still the Gaytors and you will always be our ******* step child.
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Yep they see a tiny glimmer of hope, thumping their chest. After hundreds of pages of embarrassment, they see an opportunity to troll. That Kermit has an old account and just lurks but never posted until today. The very definition of bltch made. They have an inferiority complex. Notice how they never address the fact that they ran from us like little b!tches. Ran from us in the 80s, again in the early 2000s. 2019, we're sticking their jorts so far up their *** they will remember, "oh so that's why we don't play Miami".
 
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Gayturds talking smack...okay:

Miami leads the UF series 29–26, and has won seven of the past eight match-ups including a 21–16 victory in the most recent game played in 2013. I was at the 2001 and 2013 game. One of my favorite memories was sitting in the UF student section at that dingleberry of a stadium in Canesville decked out in UM gear. I got to soak in all the Gayturd tears. There was so many I can still taste them.
 
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