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My bull gator partner is now backtracking on his guarantee that Billy is gone. He says there is now a booster segment that wants to keep Billy for another year provided he makes major changes to his staff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I told him I hoped they did just that. It would guarantee that we start off next year with a win.


Just ask your partner this.

Who do they think will take a job on Dead-Man-Walking's staff?

Seriously. They expect that making major changes will lead to major improvements.

But...WHY?
 
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So which is it Gator fans? Is Miami overrated and they just beat up on an absolutely terrible UF squad? Or is UF a playoff team that got absolutely demolished by Miami?


Personally, I think it’s somewhere in the middle.
 
F the turds.JPG
 
Just ask your partner this.

Who do they think will take a job on Dead-Man-Walking's staff?

Seriously. They expect that making major changes will lead to major improvements.

But...WHY?
According to him, some think that Billy needs a real OC and to stay out of the offense. (Sounds familiar). They could land a legit OC by giving him a multi year guaranteed contract. The money they save off of Billy’s buyout would be more than many NFL OCs make…..If the OC saves Billy, he likely gets a HC job, much like Lashlee.

My partner wants Billy gone asap.
 
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According to him, some think that Billy needs a real OC and to stay out of the offense. (Sounds familiar). They could land a legit OC by giving him a multi year guaranteed contract. The money they save off of Billy’s buyout would be more than many NFL OCs make…..If the OC saves Billy, he likely gets a HC job, much like Lashlee.

My partner wants Billy gone asap.
Thinking an OC is going to fix that mess is pretty optimistic.
 
My bull gator partner is now backtracking on his guarantee that Billy is gone. He says there is now a booster segment that wants to keep Billy for another year provided he makes major changes to his staff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I told him I hoped they did just that. It would guarantee that we start off next year with a win.
I'm not one for this 'pause' nonsense, but every time I see the bolded I think "alright, mate..."
 
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According to him, some think that Billy needs a real OC and to stay out of the offense. (Sounds familiar). They could land a legit OC by giving him a multi year guaranteed contract. The money they save off of Billy’s buyout would be more than many NFL OCs make…..If the OC saves Billy, he likely gets a HC job, much like Lashlee.

My partner wants Billy gone asap.
As a TRUE HOMEBOY, I’d say ever so slightly that “You-Can’t-Always-Get-What-You-Want.” 😂😂😂
 
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According to him, some think that Billy needs a real OC and to stay out of the offense. (Sounds familiar). They could land a legit OC by giving him a multi year guaranteed contract. The money they save off of Billy’s buyout would be more than many NFL OCs make…..If the OC saves Billy, he likely gets a HC job, much like Lashlee.

My partner wants Billy gone asap.


It sounds so reasonable on paper.

First, Billy did NOT hire an OC this past off-season when he was already on the hot seat.

Second, what can an OC do in a few months to fix that horrible O-line? Meryl is gone, but he suffered two injuries this year. They would be a Lagway injury away from 0-12.

Yes, the “best case scenario” would seem nice for an OC. But the worst case scenario could derail his career.

And there is zero history at UF of Slingblade Billy’s staff moving onward and upward. Except maybe the DB coach that Slingblade fired.
 
My bull gator partner is now backtracking on his guarantee that Billy is gone. He says there is now a booster segment that wants to keep Billy for another year provided he makes major changes to his staff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I told him I hoped they did just that. It would guarantee that we start off next year with a win.

Looks like UF and fsu will be competing for the same g5 coordinator pool
 
Just ask your partner this.

Who do they think will take a job on Dead-Man-Walking's staff?

Seriously. They expect that making major changes will lead to major improvements.

But...WHY?
I'm a little late here, but you're exactly right. Why would they? After 2 losing seasons, they'd keep him around if he can finish 1 game over .500?

He's already reached the "cut off the hand to save the arm" stage. He's replaced every position coach except for RB.

He's on his THIRD play calling defensive coordinator, and his FOURTH DC overall. He's on his second play calling offensive coordinator, and his THIRD OC overall.

What staff changes are left to make?

Its classic gator. Beat Kentucky and "they're back".
 
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According to him, some think that Billy needs a real OC and to stay out of the offense. (Sounds familiar). They could land a legit OC by giving him a multi year guaranteed contract. The money they save off of Billy’s buyout would be more than many NFL OCs make…..If the OC saves Billy, he likely gets a HC job, much like Lashlee.

My partner wants Billy gone asap.
Where’s he gonna find enough players good enough to execute any decent offensive scheme…🤷‍♂️
 
I'm a little late here, but you're exactly right. Why would they? After 2 losing seasons, they'd keep him around if he can finish 1 game over .500?

He's already reached the "cut off the hand to save the arm" stage. He's replaced every position coach except for RB.

He's on his THIRD play calling defensive coordinator, and his FOURTH DC overall. He's on his second play calling offensive coordinator, and his THIRD OC overall.

What staff changes are left to make?

Its classic gator. Beat Kentucky and "they're back".
I’ll give you a hint….his initials are Billy Bayou Slingblade Napier…the ONLY change that will fix things
 
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