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calinative umstudent said:
kryptonite said:
Ok, here's my new thing. I think we want McSharky fired this year. gayters have to swallow (they're good at that) the $12.5 mil plus the staph salaries putting them in a very deep hole. Then they have to hire a new coach/staph putting them even deeper, and I'm willing to roll the dice on that. I don't think they'll land somebody who can truly turn that ship around, and if they have to fire their next coach...

Basically, I think them having to pony up that buyout hurts them more than keeping the staph for another year. They'll suck next year no matter who's running the show, why not make them pay while they're sucking.
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Nah, I say they keep McElwain as long as possible, then they go hire Jeremy Pruitt or like Greg Schiano or something lol.

Just don't want them to hire Chip Kelly.
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Lol... Chip Kelly would flop at UF too.

He was never a big time recruiter at Oregon, he had a lot of 3-stars from Cali & plucked the Polynesian kids from Hawaii & Utah.

He won because of X's & O's not Jimmy's & Joe's. He's an awkward dude who never enjoyed recruiting.

If he comes back to College, he'll go somewhere out West where it's small market, quiet media & patient AD.

He's been fired from his last 2 jobs in the NFL, he's not looked at as some world beater Coach that everyone is after.

You guys gotta remember this Florida we talking about, they got lucky with Urby, but he literally faked a Heart attack just to get the **** out of there.

UF is never going to hit a homerun like that again. Zook, Muschamp & McElway lol They're gonna **** it up, bet on it.
 
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Liberty City El said:
calinative umstudent said:
kryptonite said:
Ok, here's my new thing. I think we want McSharky fired this year. gayters have to swallow (they're good at that) the $12.5 mil plus the staph salaries putting them in a very deep hole. Then they have to hire a new coach/staph putting them even deeper, and I'm willing to roll the dice on that. I don't think they'll land somebody who can truly turn that ship around, and if they have to fire their next coach...

Basically, I think them having to pony up that buyout hurts them more than keeping the staph for another year. They'll suck next year no matter who's running the show, why not make them pay while they're sucking.
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Nah, I say they keep McElwain as long as possible, then they go hire Jeremy Pruitt or like Greg Schiano or something lol.

Just don't want them to hire Chip Kelly.
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Lol... Chip Kelly would flop at UF too.

He was never a big time recruiter at Oregon, he had a lot of 3-stars from Cali & plucked the Polynesian kids from Hawaii & Utah.

He won because of X's & O's not Jimmy's & Joe's. He's an awkward dude who never enjoyed recruiting.

If he comes back to College, he'll go somewhere out West where it's small market, quiet media & patient AD.

He's been fired from his last 2 jobs in the NFL, he's not looked at as some world beater Coach that everyone is after.

You guys gotta remember this Florida we talking about, they got lucky with Urby, but he literally faked a Heart attack just to get the **** out of there.

UF is never going to hit a homerun like that again. Zook, Muschamp & McElway lol They're gonna **** it up, bet on it.
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Here's the thing about the Gaytors coaching job.

Their alums and fans think it is a Top 5 coaching job. It is not.

Furthermore, the way in which Spurrier and Urban left really hurt UF, though they won't admit it. Spurrier left his own alma mater, where they have a statue of him. Urban faked a heart attack to get out of Hogtown. The coaching fraternity takes note of that and starts to think that the job is toxic.

Since that time, they have made horrible hires. Not even "hometown" Muschamp could hack it.

If UF could get past the racism, they would be smart to hire a coach like Dino Babers, who is trying to run 100 offensive plays per game. That type of mindset by a HC could be very attractive to skill position recruits.

Otherwise, they are going to continue to repeat their failures.
 
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Man I read this and I need to start a KWConch Tears thread cause I’m crying I’m laughing so hard at these losers....I might have to reassess my 500 page projection.We might have that before Thanksgiving.

And by the way,this thread is over 400 pages and 1/2 a million views and has all kinds of ads at the top that CIS is surely banking from but yet no Pete Or DMoney around to congratulate the cast and crew of **** Tears....

This thread has or will set a record that will never be broken.Youd think you’d get a pop in by the execs to say thanks...JS
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Expect a couple of Christmas cards
 
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Liberty City El said:
calinative umstudent said:
kryptonite said:
Ok, here's my new thing. I think we want McSharky fired this year. gayters have to swallow (they're good at that) the $12.5 mil plus the staph salaries putting them in a very deep hole. Then they have to hire a new coach/staph putting them even deeper, and I'm willing to roll the dice on that. I don't think they'll land somebody who can truly turn that ship around, and if they have to fire their next coach...

Basically, I think them having to pony up that buyout hurts them more than keeping the staph for another year. They'll suck next year no matter who's running the show, why not make them pay while they're sucking.
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Nah, I say they keep McElwain as long as possible, then they go hire Jeremy Pruitt or like Greg Schiano or something lol.

Just don't want them to hire Chip Kelly.
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Lol... Chip Kelly would flop at UF too.

He was never a big time recruiter at Oregon, he had a lot of 3-stars from Cali & plucked the Polynesian kids from Hawaii & Utah.

He won because of X's & O's not Jimmy's & Joe's. He's an awkward dude who never enjoyed recruiting.

If he comes back to College, he'll go somewhere out West where it's small market, quiet media & patient AD.

He's been fired from his last 2 jobs in the NFL, he's not looked at as some world beater Coach that everyone is after.

You guys gotta remember this Florida we talking about, they got lucky with Urby, but he literally faked a Heart attack just to get the **** out of there.

UF is never going to hit a homerun like that again. Zook, Muschamp & McElway lol They're gonna **** it up, bet on it.
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Chip wouldn't be successful at Florida because recruiting, yet you say he won at oregon becasue of X's & O's....well last time I checked thats what wins football games. At UF even if he is a poor recruiter will get better players than 70% of the country simply by recruiting florida players. We trash UF for recruiting a lot, but lets not act like the South Florida kids they get aren't better than recruits coming from oregon, jersey, etc, etc. Sure they're getting the lower level Florida guys compared to us, but I'd still take those guys over recruits from most states.

I agree Chip fits more at a school not in the south, but I think he'd tear it up at any school he goes to. He doesn't need to go to a small market school. And what does he need a patient AD for? give him 2 yrs at any school, and i guarantee the offense will drastically improve. Chip Kelly will be a successful CFB HC whereever he goes. IDK if he'll be as succesful as he was at Oregon or win a Championship or anything, but dude will win.

Yall can think UF would still suck with Chip, but I doubt it. Dudes a winner in CFB
 
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calinative umstudent said:
Liberty City El said:
calinative umstudent said:
kryptonite said:
Ok, here's my new thing. I think we want McSharky fired this year. gayters have to swallow (they're good at that) the $12.5 mil plus the staph salaries putting them in a very deep hole. Then they have to hire a new coach/staph putting them even deeper, and I'm willing to roll the dice on that. I don't think they'll land somebody who can truly turn that ship around, and if they have to fire their next coach...

Basically, I think them having to pony up that buyout hurts them more than keeping the staph for another year. They'll suck next year no matter who's running the show, why not make them pay while they're sucking.
Click to expand...

Nah, I say they keep McElwain as long as possible, then they go hire Jeremy Pruitt or like Greg Schiano or something lol.

Just don't want them to hire Chip Kelly.
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Lol... Chip Kelly would flop at UF too.

He was never a big time recruiter at Oregon, he had a lot of 3-stars from Cali & plucked the Polynesian kids from Hawaii & Utah.

He won because of X's & O's not Jimmy's & Joe's. He's an awkward dude who never enjoyed recruiting.

If he comes back to College, he'll go somewhere out West where it's small market, quiet media & patient AD.

He's been fired from his last 2 jobs in the NFL, he's not looked at as some world beater Coach that everyone is after.

You guys gotta remember this Florida we talking about, they got lucky with Urby, but he literally faked a Heart attack just to get the **** out of there.

UF is never going to hit a homerun like that again. Zook, Muschamp & McElway lol They're gonna **** it up, bet on it.
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Chip wouldn't be successful at Florida because recruiting, yet you say he won at oregon becasue of X's & O's....well last time I checked thats what wins football games. At UF even if he is a poor recruiter will get better players than 70% of the country simply by recruiting florida players. We trash UF for recruiting a lot, but lets not act like the South Florida kids they get aren't better than recruits coming from oregon, jersey, etc, etc. Sure they're getting the lower level Florida guys compared to us, but I'd still take those guys over recruits from most states.

I agree Chip fits more at a school not in the south, but I think he'd tear it up at any school he goes to. He doesn't need to go to a small market school. And what does he need a patient AD for? give him 2 yrs at any school, and i guarantee the offense will drastically improve. Chip Kelly will be a successful CFB HC whereever he goes. IDK if he'll be as succesful as he was at Oregon or win a Championship or anything, but dude will win.

Yall can think UF would still suck with Chip, but I doubt it. Dudes a winner in CFB
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Much easier to win in the Pac-12 than it is in the SEC, the level of competition is solely based on the ability to recruit.

If you can't consistently recruit in the SEC it doesn't matter how much of a Guru you are, you can't win.

Sumlin is one of the best Offensive coaches in the country, he's also a great recruiter & still can't win the SEC West.

Chip Kelly would have to recruit at high level to win at a school like UF, which is something he's never done, which is exactly why I wouldn't be worried if they hired him.

Furthermore, because of how his career ended in the NFL, he wouldn't wanna go to a program like UF anyway, because they would be impatient with him, thinking he's supposed to win a Natty right away.
 
Oh my God, here we go again with another porster who wants to give Chip Kelly a *******.

Look, I realize that the Gaytors are addicted to trying to hire a "name" coach, and Chip Kelly fits that bill. But he has also failed twice in a row in the NFL, and he is a very stubborn coach committed to "his system".

I am sure he could compensate for his lack of affinity for recruiting by hiring some guys to do the dirty work for him. Fine. But that still doesn't mean that he will build a network of trust and support among the high school coaches in Florida. He would get some talented kids, no doubt, but kids more interested in making a "business decision" to attend UF. And that is good, to a certain point, but it certainly doesn't build a "family" of alums like what we have at Miami.

Anyhow, it also calls into question whether he will have ongoing and maintainable success, or whether he only builds a cult of personality that dissipates when he inevitably chooses to try the NFL again.

But this concept that Chip Kelly is some sort of perpetual winner who never fails and can succeed anywhere and anytime simply flies in the face of the evidence to the contrary. He might be able to succeed at UF, but he's no Spurrier, he's no Urban, his heart isn't in the college game, and he will always flirt with the next big job.
 
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RVACane said:
LOL... Go Fund Me campaign:

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Wow, they are taking this pretty serious! Lmao...If they are correct in how they claim to have over a million fans in lizard nation, then if every one of them gives a measly $12, then bingo !!! They got the buyout...This could really take steam! Lmao
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Ya but Gaytor math would some how never figure that out
 
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Liberty City El said:
calinative umstudent said:
kryptonite said:
Ok, here's my new thing. I think we want McSharky fired this year. gayters have to swallow (they're good at that) the $12.5 mil plus the staph salaries putting them in a very deep hole. Then they have to hire a new coach/staph putting them even deeper, and I'm willing to roll the dice on that. I don't think they'll land somebody who can truly turn that ship around, and if they have to fire their next coach...

Basically, I think them having to pony up that buyout hurts them more than keeping the staph for another year. They'll suck next year no matter who's running the show, why not make them pay while they're sucking.
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Nah, I say they keep McElwain as long as possible, then they go hire Jeremy Pruitt or like Greg Schiano or something lol.

Just don't want them to hire Chip Kelly.
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Lol... Chip Kelly would flop at UF too.

He was never a big time recruiter at Oregon, he had a lot of 3-stars from Cali & plucked the Polynesian kids from Hawaii & Utah.

He won because of X's & O's not Jimmy's & Joe's. He's an awkward dude who never enjoyed recruiting.

If he comes back to College, he'll go somewhere out West where it's small market, quiet media & patient AD.

He's been fired from his last 2 jobs in the NFL, he's not looked at as some world beater Coach that everyone is after.

You guys gotta remember this Florida we talking about, they got lucky with Urby, but he literally faked a Heart attack just to get the **** out of there.

UF is never going to hit a homerun like that again. Zook, Muschamp & McElway lol They're gonna **** it up, bet on it.
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Which is exactly why them having to pay mac top dollar to leave is best case scenario. They'll get a golden special of a coach no matter what, I just hope they have to pay through the nose for him.
 
Liberty City El said:
calinative umstudent said:
Liberty City El said:
calinative umstudent said:
kryptonite said:
Ok, here's my new thing. I think we want McSharky fired this year. gayters have to swallow (they're good at that) the $12.5 mil plus the staph salaries putting them in a very deep hole. Then they have to hire a new coach/staph putting them even deeper, and I'm willing to roll the dice on that. I don't think they'll land somebody who can truly turn that ship around, and if they have to fire their next coach...

Basically, I think them having to pony up that buyout hurts them more than keeping the staph for another year. They'll suck next year no matter who's running the show, why not make them pay while they're sucking.
Click to expand...

Nah, I say they keep McElwain as long as possible, then they go hire Jeremy Pruitt or like Greg Schiano or something lol.

Just don't want them to hire Chip Kelly.
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Lol... Chip Kelly would flop at UF too.

He was never a big time recruiter at Oregon, he had a lot of 3-stars from Cali & plucked the Polynesian kids from Hawaii & Utah.

He won because of X's & O's not Jimmy's & Joe's. He's an awkward dude who never enjoyed recruiting.

If he comes back to College, he'll go somewhere out West where it's small market, quiet media & patient AD.

He's been fired from his last 2 jobs in the NFL, he's not looked at as some world beater Coach that everyone is after.

You guys gotta remember this Florida we talking about, they got lucky with Urby, but he literally faked a Heart attack just to get the **** out of there.

UF is never going to hit a homerun like that again. Zook, Muschamp & McElway lol They're gonna **** it up, bet on it.
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Chip wouldn't be successful at Florida because recruiting, yet you say he won at oregon becasue of X's & O's....well last time I checked thats what wins football games. At UF even if he is a poor recruiter will get better players than 70% of the country simply by recruiting florida players. We trash UF for recruiting a lot, but lets not act like the South Florida kids they get aren't better than recruits coming from oregon, jersey, etc, etc. Sure they're getting the lower level Florida guys compared to us, but I'd still take those guys over recruits from most states.

I agree Chip fits more at a school not in the south, but I think he'd tear it up at any school he goes to. He doesn't need to go to a small market school. And what does he need a patient AD for? give him 2 yrs at any school, and i guarantee the offense will drastically improve. Chip Kelly will be a successful CFB HC whereever he goes. IDK if he'll be as succesful as he was at Oregon or win a Championship or anything, but dude will win.

Yall can think UF would still suck with Chip, but I doubt it. Dudes a winner in CFB
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Much easier to win in the Pac-12 than it is in the SEC, the level of competition is solely based on the ability to recruit.

If you can't consistently recruit in the SEC it doesn't matter how much of a Guru you are, you can't win.

Sumlin is one of the best Offensive coaches in the country, he's also a great recruiter & still can't win the SEC West.

Chip Kelly would have to recruit at high level to win at a school like UF, which is something he's never done, which is exactly why I wouldn't be worried if they hired him.

Furthermore, because of how his career ended in the NFL, he wouldn't wanna go to a program like UF anyway, because they would be impatient with him, thinking he's supposed to win a Natty right away.
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Oregon was running rough shod over everyone the year they went to the national title game. They don't play defense out in the Pac-12. The minute they ran into an SEC school that focused on defense (Auburn) that offense got shut down with the quickness.
 
kryptonite said:
Ok, here's my new thing. I think we want McSharky fired this year. gayters have to swallow (they're good at that) the $12.5 mil plus the staph salaries putting them in a very deep hole. Then they have to hire a new coach/staph putting them even deeper, and I'm willing to roll the dice on that. I don't think they'll land somebody who can truly turn that ship around, and if they have to fire their next coach...

Basically, I think them having to pony up that buyout hurts them more than keeping the staph for another year. They'll suck next year no matter who's running the show, why not make them pay while they're sucking.
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I think they’re still on the hook for a couple of years of Muschumps salary too.The coaches are normally paid year to year except the coordinators that may be on a 2 yr. contract.
 
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