Tears Gator Tears

[Dwinstitles]

This is the most delusional piece of fan fiction I’ve ever read in my life. It’s astonishingly sophomoric, and so delusional that whoever wrote this needs a heavy dose of an antipsychotic.

That strategy has worked for absolutely no one

 

[RVACane]

I'm not sure if I agree with their mopers or slurpers more. I'd have have killed for a qb and DT in the top 10 under any coach besides Cristobal, class ranking aside. But with the context and their numbers and transfers leaving, they are definitely screwed lol. Wonder how much Lagway can mask that--if he even plays a down for them

The real difference is the QB is a stud. McRay as well but the QB is what’s been missed on here. With the guys they’ve lost, it’s just not good.

 

[ball915]

Either he’s trolling or that’s an al golden disciple

Got 19 likes too…

 

[Cane44]

Imagine being a gator right now, waking up every morning knowing your coach sux, no bowl game, crappy class, and counting down til the Canes whoop your *** in your own stadium.

 

[DoctorKrazey]

Imagine being a gator right now, waking up every morning knowing your coach sux, no bowl game, crappy class, and counting down til the Canes whoop your *** in your own stadium.

As Canes Fans, we’ve been truly blessed these last few months. Slingblade Billy doesn’t even know where he is right now and Norvell is trying to plug the hole of half their team portaling out by imitating Shakespeare on Twitter. We must have done something right this year because we truly don’t deserve all of this good fortune .

 

[Yoyo82]

Jesus P. Christ…

Poor guys .. you almost have to start feeling bad for them.


Almost .....

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Yep I can just see Putin scouring the portal and transfer list saying “ yep USA is so weak now cause they have kids trading schools.”

Again as I said in my Christmas gift to everyone…….there’s not a group of people more delusional….

YOU THINK IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT PUTIN INVADED THE UKRAINE JUST AS THE PORTAL AND NIL BECAME HUGE?!?!

Come on, now, connect the dots...open your minds...see the patterns...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

She got it for $9.99 on Fanatics...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

The problem is that your three star players will be at risk for leaving too the moment that they exceed expectations.

Very true. Happens at all the G5 schools.

 

[Cajuncane]

She got it for $9.99 on Fanatics...

You’d think you could get a basket full of **** stuff at fanatics for 10 bucks now especially since 95% of it is useless now for anything other than cleaning up dog ****…

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

The real difference is the QB is a stud. McRay as well but the QB is what’s been missed on here. With the guys they’ve lost, it’s just not good.

So next year supposedly it’s Schmutz that’s going to be playing, but no matter how talented he is, if Langway gets thrown in to play next year, he will absolutely be killed. A freshman quarterback, behind a porous offensive line and a complete mental midget like sling blade calling plays? That’s kind of recipe for disaster. Add their schedule to the mix, and I predict pain.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I want to buy one just to wear on game day at the gator bars.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[kmoj9kmo]

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Our own shop has the same discount on Sean Taylor’s jersey FWIW

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Our own shop has the same discount on Sean Taylor’s jersey FWIW

************, do you not realize what thread you are on?

Nobody needs your ******* For What It's Worth bull**** here.

 

[LokiCane]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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You draft a guy, you play him in 14 games per season, you start him, and you STILL want him to go away...

Sad...

 

[DoctorKrazey]

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Yea, and it’s not like he can go back to Gainesville either ever since the infamous shoe toss. You know it’s bad when you get disowned by the Gators.

 

[tane000]

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The shoe guy