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Man, that's going to be a corching orgy on Saturday. McSharkFvcker vs Butch Jones. Corching goofiness will be pegged in the red.

This:

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versus this:

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I can't wait for the Canes to get back on the field, another week without Canes Football just doesn't feel right.

College Football just ain't the same without us, win, lose, or draw.

As much as I can't stand the Vols, I hope they beat the sh*t out of the Gaytors.

I know everybody wants to keep McElway around for the 2019 slaughter, but trust me he's not getting fired no matter how many games they lose this season.

And even if he did, they're going to f*ck it up with whoever they hire next.

They got lucky with Urb, they'll never hit a home run like that again, I guarantee it.

A Gaytors 4-7/5-6 type season would destroy their recruiting down in South Fla, especially for the 2018/19 classes these kids really need to see how bad a program UF really is.

They need to see it with their own eyes, I hope they host a bunch of kids at one of their home games & get completely embarrassed on the field.

I'm telling yall it would destroy the myth that they sell to South Fla kids about playing in Gaynesville.
 
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I can't wait for the Canes to get back on the field, another week without Canes Football just doesn't feel right.

College Football just ain't the same without us, win, lose, or draw.

As much as I can't stand the Vols, I hope they beat the sh*t out of the Gaytors.

I know everybody wants to keep McElway around for the 2019 slaughter, but trust me he's not getting fired no matter how many games they lose this season.

And even if he did, they're going to f*ck it up with whoever they hire next.

They got lucky with Urb, they'll never hit a home run like that again, I guarantee it.

A Gaytors 4-7/5-6 type season would destroy their recruiting down in South Fla, especially for the 2018/19 classes these kids really need to see how bad a program UF really is.

They need to see it with their own eyes, I hope they host a bunch of kids at one of their home games & get completely embarrassed on the field.

I'm telling yall it would destroy the myth that they sell to South Fla kids about playing in Gaynesville.

I've come around to this way of thinking. I think it's just best if they lose as many games as possible and look awful in the process. That would kill them in South Florida with recruiting and also open up more avenues for us in Central Florida.
 
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I can't wait for the Canes to get back on the field, another week without Canes Football just doesn't feel right.

College Football just ain't the same without us, win, lose, or draw.

As much as I can't stand the Vols, I hope they beat the sh*t out of the Gaytors.

I know everybody wants to keep McElway around for the 2019 slaughter, but trust me he's not getting fired no matter how many games they lose this season.

And even if he did, they're going to f*ck it up with whoever they hire next.

They got lucky with Urb, they'll never hit a home run like that again, I guarantee it.

A Gaytors 4-7/5-6 type season would destroy their recruiting down in South Fla, especially for the 2018/19 classes these kids really need to see how bad a program UF really is.

They need to see it with their own eyes, I hope they host a bunch of kids at one of their home games & get completely embarrassed on the field.

I'm telling yall it would destroy the myth that they sell to South Fla kids about playing in Gaynesville.

From ya fingas!
 
For real tho UF CAN lose every game left on the schedule.

Tenn is a L
UK Benny Snell is going to go off
Vandy will be competitive with UF (Derek Mason alright)
LSU is a L
TAMU is going to roll they *** up
UGA Frohm going to have that rust off by this game. L
Drew Lock gone eat they *** alive with 500 yards and 7 TD
USCE is in that race for the SEC East right now.
UAB = UF win
FSU = Depends on how good or bad blackman is. Good Blackman = L

UF goes 1-10 and everyone laughs that they were ever ranked. Recruiting sinks
 
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For real tho UF CAN lose every game left on the schedule.

Tenn is a L
UK Benny Snell is going to go off
Vandy will be competitive with UF (Derek Mason alright)
LSU is a L
TAMU is going to roll they *** up
UGA Frohm going to have that rust off by this game. L
Drew Lock gone eat they *** alive with 500 yards and 7 TD
USCE is in that race for the SEC East right now.
UAB = UF win
FSU = Depends on how good or bad blackman is. Good Blackman = L

UF goes 1-10 and everyone laughs that they were ever ranked. Recruiting sinks

... And this thread explodes with endless material. Think about the panic setting in about keeping their recruiting classes intact and then the dismay after signing day. It would be epic.
 
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