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Gates now getting mainstream articles for their recruiting incompetence. I wonder if the author is a CIS member cause it sure reads like it
As a Miami Hurricanes fan, I’m aware of how dumb the Florida Gators program can be

 
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I’m not arguing the blocking nor a low win total. But 0-1 wins is the lowest win total I’ve see predicted on this board and it would be momentous. I think I predicted 4 wins. I only saw 3 but figured they’d luck out somewhere.
Thats actually not good for us, 0-1 wins would get "Billy" fired. We need him there for a long time1!!!!
 
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Lmao looks like they set up a last minute budget prom.


Hold your tongue!

Katie found out at the LAST MINUTE that Spurrier's was booked for a bar mitzvah...

...do you know how hard it is to find an alternate venue in Hogtown in the summer when there are no students arouud? Well...OK, it's pretty easy, BUT STILL...
 
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So, my gator partner just congratulated us on using our big weekend to land another 3 star guy who couldn’t start for Louisville……..

…….I may not go into the office tomorrow.



Make it stop, please.

Your gator partner isn’t gonna like when our next commit leapfrogs us over them in recruiting rankings lol
 
When is their next recruiting weekend? The last two have provided untold bounties of amusement as the details have filtered in.

- Crayon sheets with Florida Gators on them
- Retention ponds
- Rented cars
- Rented cars in front of stadium bathrooms
- Photo shoots in a rusty luxury area at the Swamp. Peanut shells abound
- Photo shoot with wide receivers encouraged to do wire based stunts, absent any wires
- Game cards at Dave & Busters. Presume the players have to give back any prizes that they win though, if they do not commit
- Cinnamon buns
- Flips of valued recruits

Please, let there be even more recruiting visits.
 
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