Tears Gator Tears

[TheOriginalCane]

Wait, they are seriously taking recruits to Dave & Busters? I don’t know anyone over the age of 10 that gets hype for that place anymore.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

So it’s similar to a North Korean indoctrination film but with a twist of Sling Blade and Deliverance.

Mix in some Clockwork Orange...

 

[Yoyo423]

 

[RVACane]

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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Kris is probably the one new 2024 verbal they pull from this weekend.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

So it’s similar to a North Korean indoctrination film but with a twist of Sling Blade and Deliverance.

North Korean recruiters would have better **** than the gators provide.

Did you actually look in that hotel room? 99% of that stuff was trashcan material. Paper cutouts of shoes? Reams of whacked out marketing materials. Nothing there anybody would want to take home.

I’m honestly in a state of shock as to how third rate and kitschy all that stuff is.

It really is embarrassing.

This is what sling blade’s army is up to. Holy ****. You need an army of assistants for that garbage?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

North Korean recruiters would have better **** than the gators provide.

Did you actually look in that hotel room? 99% of that stuff was trashcan material. Paper cutouts of shoes? Reams of whacked out marketing materials. Nothing there anybody would want to take home.

I’m honestly in a state of shock as to how third rate and kitschy all that stuff is.

It really is embarrassing.

This is what sling blade’s army is up to. Holy ****. You need an army of assistants for that garbage?

Hey, those handwritten Gaytor slogans TAKE TIME, MAN!!!

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

I typed this ^^^^^

before I saw this vvvvvvv


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They way overpaid for that Mercedes then. Did saban cut them a deal from his dealership?

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Hey, those handwritten Gaytor slogans TAKE TIME, MAN!!!

And those backwood hayseeds actually think they’re providing the recruits a first class experience.

 

[Cajuncane]

The big event! Oooooh, I'm so excited...



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Looks like something you’d find in a Lego box…

 

[TRick72]

yep. Apparently it's w video make by UF football and Billy is the narrator. It's playing on a loop in all the recruits rooms

 

[RVACane]

North Korean recruiters would have better **** than the gators provide.

Did you actually look in that hotel room? 99% of that stuff was trashcan material. Paper cutouts of shoes? Reams of whacked out marketing materials. Nothing there anybody would want to take home.

I’m honestly in a state of shock as to how third rate and kitschy all that stuff is.

It really is embarrassing.

This is what sling blade’s army is up to. Holy ****. You need an army of assistants for that garbage?

As I was watching that my thought was if this is where I’m staying, this is annoying seeing all this cluttered crap on my sink and bed. Like now I need a hefty lawn bag to throw all this trash in, including the Walmart Cinnamon Buns.

 

[GojiraCane]

Wait, they are seriously taking recruits to Dave & Busters? I don’t know anyone over the age of 10 that gets hype for that place anymore.

Is there a Chuck E Cheese?

 

[GojiraCane]

yep. Apparently it's w video make by UF football and Billy is the narrator. It's playing on a loop in all the recruits rooms

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

As I was watching that my thought was if this is where I’m staying, this is annoying seeing all this cluttered crap on my sink and bed. Like now I need a hefty lawn bag to throw all this trash in, including the Walmart Cinnamon Buns.

Honestly, I missed those Walmart cinnamon buns on the first pass. But who knows maybe they were Sam’s Club cinnamon buns, no?

Seriously though, it’s hard to believe that’s real. But it is. It’s shockingly bad.

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

Gaytors like errrbody. And are getting errrbody...


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David stones game is well liked by the staff, huh? In a few weeks, we will be hearing how he wasn’t a take for them because they had bigger fish.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Is there a Chuck E Cheese?

Sadly...

 

[wnycanesfan]

Did Hugh Hathnocock downgrade from a blue Lambo to a blue Slingshot???


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The best spot at the stadium they could find for this photoshoot was outside the bathrooms or maybe that was to make it easier if the mac and mayo started coming back out.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This guy gets it:

But this guy doesn't...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

The best spot at the stadium they could find for this photoshoot was outside the bathrooms or maybe that was to make it easier if the mac and mayo started coming back out.