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RVACane said:
But but but the gator does things the right way???
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You'll love this one (David Stone article thread)...THIS was his takeaway?

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TheOriginalCane said:
You'll love this one (David Stone article thread)...THIS was his takeaway?

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They actually believe that.

They were supposed to make a $500k payment to Rashada before he even signed on ESD yet they believe their machine is the only one following rules and that’s why Billy and the gator gets cucked.
 
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DamnLiesAndStatistics said:
The same meetings on the same days at the same times? ****tttt, Napier figured out how to set up a recurring meeting in Outlook. The rest of the P5 is ****ed
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Alright guys, I need to give you an update. I drove from ATL to ORL this weekend to see my mom for Mother's Day, and let me tell you something...

There was a security checkpoint on I-75 southbound right around the Alachua/High Springs 441 exit. They were only letting you go southbound on I-75 if you were planning on attending the University of Florida graduation. Fortunately, I knew about it, and I mentioned that my niece is a UiF student and that I am also a UiF alum (true story), so they let me through.

Then, when I tried to get gas on Archer Road, the lines for gas stations were about 3 miles long, for every station. Fortunately, UiF had deployed both the National Guard and the Army ROTC battalion for crowd control.

Next, I tried to get food, but the people were crowded onto the sidewalks and out into the streets, just waiting to get even patio seating at all the finest Hogtown fast food joints. But I was smarter than those people, or so I thought. I went down to Wawa to use the touchscreen ordering to order, but to no avail. Wawa was out of hoagies, though I found a half-full bag of chips out by the dumpster.

So I got in my car and tried to get back to I-75. I saw the homeless guy who always hangs out at the Exxon-Mobil on Archer, and I gave him some of my spare change/toll money. He congratulated me on finally graduating, but I decided not to try to explain things to him. I tried to get on I-75 southbound again, but some cop stopped me and asked me why I was leaving graduation so early. In a burst of quick-thinking, I told him I was a December graduate, and then sped away before he realized what was happening.

I made it down to Ocala on fumes, and proceeded to gas up there.

So, yeah, I completely understand why Slingblade Billy couldn't host any recruits this past weekend...
 
flagator86 said:
But yall said AR sucks tho so why him not being our QB anymore matters?
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It doesn’t…he might keep your turds within 25-30 though cause he might run for one against Utahs 3rd string when they put them in at the start of the 4th quarter.
 
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RVACane said:
He did flip a USF-bound FIU portal OL who had ODU & App State offers.
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And I flipped some burgers for Mothers Day…gonna get the same football result from both…in fact at least people enjoyed the burgers.Nobody gonna enjoy anything about this flip except the FIU kid that now gets to eat all the Mayo Mac and Cheese he can hold…
 
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flagator86 said:
Yea mom’s doesn’t go on recruiting trips like that with her son. She’ll be there with em for his OV to UF next month though
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You sure about that? You 💯percent sure Billy got the tape already🤷‍♂️….seems mail must run real slow in Hogstown with Billy missing all these portal kids waiting on their tapes…
 
TheOriginalCane said:
This is how bad it is for The Gaytor...

They are chasing a one-year rental who missed 1/3 of last year with a nagging injury...who they flipped from USF...and who has a terrible offer list (query whether Mauigoa is still "SEC-caliber").

Meanwhile, Slingblade Billy has spent his recruiting budget on internet pop-up ads and Craigslist postings to publicize the fact that The Gaytor still has scholarship slots available...


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This is such a dumpster fire. Nappier fired mid season?
 
TheOriginalCane said:
The best part is this. They cite things, and then act like a guy has never changed his mind before. I've heard of recruits GETTING TATTOOS and then changing their minds.

****, I even seem to recall a certain Miami QB making a special trip to recruit a transfer center, and then holding up Miami for more NIL money a couple of months later.

Seriously, these Gaytor fans are just insane, trying to convince themselves that Lagway is going to save the Gaytor fortunes on Day 1...
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He’s going to get embarrassed v miami. Glorious. I hope he does stay in the class, he’s just one unproven piece
 
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