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[theribdoctor]

Yeah… I’m gonna have to skip this one because - you know - don’t tell anyone but…

Spoiler: I’m pretty much 100%

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same.

 

[DTP]

Their savior, the guy who chased Henderson off the roster, is Andy Jean. A guy who would have been our 3rd best WR recruit in a bad WR class. A guy who just barely broke the 4 star minimum threshold.

 

[RVACane]

Their savior, the guy who chased Henderson off the roster, is Andy Jean. A guy who would have been our 3rd best WR recruit in a bad WR class. A guy who just barely broke the 4 star minimum threshold.

This is true but if I recall, we thought he was a really good route runner and better than his ranking.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Their savior, the guy who chased Henderson off the roster, is Andy Jean. A guy who would have been our 3rd best WR recruit in a bad WR class. A guy who just barely broke the 4 star minimum threshold.

And they are acting like spring practice, a timeframe notorious for light work and half-assed scrimmages, is some incredible and reliable indicator that Jean will be a great player IN THE SEC as a true freshman.

Gaytor hopium is powerful and addictive.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This is true but if I recall, we thought he was a really good route runner and better than his ranking.

That's fine. But they are talking about a true freshman who has 15 practice sessions under his belt. Some in shells. And they are CERTAIN...already...that Jean is better than Henderson.

It's just hilarious.

 

[DTP]

This is true but if I recall, we thought he was a really good route runner and better than his ranking.

He's solid but if he was here, I wouldn't be counting on him to contribute much this year. They're expecting him to be the second coming and he's really just a rotational player at best at this point.

 

[RVACane]

That's fine. But they are talking about a true freshman who has 15 practice sessions under his belt. Some in shells. And they are CERTAIN...already...that Jean is better than Henderson.

It's just hilarious.

Oh yeah, understood. Henderson does different things anyhow.

 

[JD08]

That's fine. But they are talking about a true freshman who has 15 practice sessions under his belt. Some in shells. And they are CERTAIN...already...that Jean is better than Henderson.

It's just hilarious.

Time to repost that picture of him at our spring game and start a rumor.

 

[RVACane]

Here’s the drills one of them posted to show how everyone is better than Henderson. Like d$ said, he’s stiff but his purpose should be to stretch the defense. These guys misused him.

 

[mirvin88]

Here’s the drills one of them posted to show how everyone is better than Henderson. Like d$ said, he’s stiff but his purpose should be to stretch the defense. These guys misused him.

Wow that is a trash group of WR holy ****. I feel great about our roster right now.

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

Lol I love that guy nonchalantly “staff was talking to Pratts camp weeks before the portal officially opened”

So, tampering?

Also, love that they assume Pratt would be begging to come there

 

[Canes2082]

I would cheer for Hitler if he were playing against the Gators.

 

[ZeroBeachCane3]

Here’s the drills one of them posted to show how everyone is better than Henderson. Like d$ said, he’s stiff but his purpose should be to stretch the defense. These guys misused him.

Nah ain’t no way….that’s their receiving corps???!!! Lol

 

[pacusmc]

I would cheer for Hitler if he were playing against the Gators.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

I would cheer for Hitler if he were playing against the Gators.

You are thinking too narrowly, friend. Sometimes the correct answer isn't between A or B, you just have to be more imaginative. Examples (off the top of my head):

If Hitler and his team were playing the turds, I'd be rooting for...

... a giant sinkhole to swallow the stadium.
... ISIS.
... Bain.
... a chain reaction of nearby Methlabs exploding, enveloping the stadium in escapable flames (far more likely if played in Gainesville).
... an act of God (old Testament God, not the kinder, gentler new Testament one).
... two dozen UM-loving super-golems under the direction of @RVACane.

Similar exercise to what I already do when Forfeit State and FU play.

 

[RVACane]

 

[Ghandi]

Their savior, the guy who chased Henderson off the roster, is Andy Jean. A guy who would have been our 3rd best WR recruit in a bad WR class. A guy who just barely broke the 4 star minimum threshold.

He was second best in Dade behind Joseph.

Kid can play and I’m salty he left to UF.

 

[Ajcane8]

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LOLOLOLOL. Life comes at you fast.

Those "Da ioU" jokes are hitting a little different just 36 hours later.

 

[DTP]

Looks like the Gator NIL is bouncing more checks.



And they had the balls to talk smack on the TVD situation.

 

[RVACane]

Looks like the Gator NIL is bouncing more checks.



And they had the balls to talk smack on the TVD situation.

They just make it up as they go to for whatever narrative they’re trying to wish/will into existence.