THE TEARS BET.
@flagator86 report for your punishment.
As we know, the Gators did NOT finish in the top 10, therefore I have defeated you and UF, just like a Brock Berlin led Miami team. Official. I would screenshot the entire top 14 for context, but I can't get all the way down to #14 to fit on my screen, so:
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Napier fell flat on his face down the stretch. Not only did he fail to flip the UM guys he was crawling all over in December, but the one guy he did get, Rashada, he had to offer $13M to, and then not a single f'ing kid in America followed JR to UF like you all said would. Not one. Of course we know what happened next, the broke-*** UF Clown Show couldn't pay its credit card bill, Rashada bolted, Stokes hates black people, Kitna wants to diddle kids, Miller failed his audition like a TOEFL kid would AP English Lit, your turnover machine AR15 sucked (6 sub 200 yard games) and ghosted, another UF QB did something something (who can keep track?) and now you have Mertz lol. I'm here for it.
PS- Oh, isn't Napier your QB coach too? Eeeeek.
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Florida Gators backup quarterback Jalen James Kitna has been arrested at his off-campus apartment and is facing five felony counts of possession and distribution of child pornography.
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So what to do? I have so many questions. For one... why do you waste your time with that land-locked mid SEC hick program that can't get out of its own way?
A "train wreck is a train wreck:"
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You pretend that UF isn't what we all know it is, a delusional clown show that, outside of two brief coaching stints, has been pretty garbage for 100 years. Yet you guys actually think you are superior to not only Miami and FSU, but should be spoken of as an "SEC power." Now you're stuck with ANOTHER bad hire and lame NIL.
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Seriously, you're a **** good guy. I can tell. Maybe weird for being here, but I like weird. Frankly I think more of you than most of the Canes fans on this website. So WHY? Why do you associate with this Croc hick loser fanbase?
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I mean...
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WHY???? Why would you associate with a program that sold it soul for its brief success?
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You're better than this:
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I see the good in you. I think you KNOW. Not only would you make a great Cane fan, but you would be an outstanding:
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So it's time, my dude. Not only do you like us (be real), you like US. You DESERVE to join this madness. We may not be the biggest, but we are an original program. We are Miami. We are the straw that stirs the drink. We're not a mid version of 5 other SEC programs like UF.
So I am going to leave it in your hands. You can continue this charade, worship this false idol, this fraud of a hick program, and THIS shall be your avatar:
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OR... JOIN US! TODAY CAN BE THE DAY! The rest of your glorious life starts now! Be associated with an amazing 5x NC program in a beautiful affluent town in a magical city, surrounded by the friends you already have, and THIS can be your avatar:
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LFG, my man. It's all about this U!!!