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Bender said:
Only when they commit to Florida, that's when they count.
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to math GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
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Cajuncane said:
I told D$ 2 years ago that he needed to get a patent for this thread....
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Patents cover "processes".

He needs to register the trademark for "Gator Tears" (and "Gaytor Tears", since I use that one so much) and then we should copyright the entire thread. It's moved from a short story to a god**** novel that would put Moby **** to shame.

@DMoney knows how to do these things, he's a Doctor of Law.

I just want Gene to re-record the song and change the word "love" to "law"...

 
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RVACane said:
I feel badly for him. Personally, I’m laughing at them more so than his weight as a shame thing. Obesity is a brutal battle because it triggers other issues and those other conditions work against the obese person in a vicious cycle.
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This may sound strange, but I pretty much agree with you. 99.9% of the time, anything I say on this board I would also say directly to the person in question, but I would never fat-shame this kid to his face, I have too much empathy to do that.

I tagged him with the "Fatson" name (sorry, it's just the @The Franchise in me), as it was definitely a response to the insanity of the Gaytors acting like he was a better DT prospect than Taylor BASED SOLELY ON THEIR RELATIVE SIZES.

So while I feel bad for the kid personally, the Gaytor fans deserve 1000% of the ****e they get on this subject.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Patents cover "processes".

He needs to register the trademark for "Gator Tears" (and "Gaytor Tears", since I use that one so much) and then we should copyright the entire thread. It's moved from a short story to a god**** novel that would put Moby **** to shame.

@DMoney knows how to do these things, he's a Doctor of Law.

I just want Gene to re-record the song and change the word "love" to "law"...

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Looks like I’m listening to KISS on the way in this morning
 
RVACane said:
I can understand though as that would put his identity out there but he’s an interesting dude. He’s a PTSD suffering vet (no slight just respect there) from Miami but he’s from Clewiston and had to deal with the Klan as a Cubano? He hangs out at Hard Rock Casino as a degenerate gambler in the Sports Book there and at Doral Ale House and knows someone on our staff who gives him info - some of which sounds right by the way. He’s a fish out of water on tht board with the comments they make but then he goes mindless and describes Ruiz despicably and in ways I consider libelous. I really don’t know what to make of him besides that I think he’s mesugana to use a Yiddish term to describe a crazy-ish character. Lol
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Need to get Crypto on this board, where he would be the third-most-interesting poster behind @SWFLHurricane and @Brooklyndee ...
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
This may sound strange, but I pretty much agree with you. 99.9% of the time, anything I say on this board I would also say directly to the person in question, but I would never fat-shame this kid to his face, I have too much empathy to do that.

I tagged him with the "Fatson" name (sorry, it's just the @The Franchise in me), as it was definitely a response to the insanity of the Gaytors acting like he was a better DT prospect than Taylor BASED SOLELY ON THEIR RELATIVE SIZES.

So while I feel bad for the kid personally, the Gaytor fans deserve 1000% of the ****e they get on this subject.
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Yeah, people probably don’t know it was a response to the “we got the best DT in the state bc Leonard Taylor [who’s a DT] is a DE in our System” playbook they were running with. And playbook is the gator term for what we call gator Logicz

This jogs a new thought. I think this is one of the greatest gator Logicz/playbook lines out there in the history of this thread - the way they really hit the #1 DT in the state in that recruiting class. I think “Footprint” is shaping up to have potential as well to justify why a gator 3 or 4 star is better than a Miami out of state 4 or 5 star.

What are the greatest lines in gator Logicz history during the course this thread? I think want to create a list tht gets an annual update in the dead part of the off-season.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Need to get Crypto on this board, where he would be the third-most-interesting poster behind @SWFLHurricane and @Brooklyndee ...
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I swear sometimes when I’m reading Cryptogator I could swear it’s the old Caneinorlando, especially when he told them he’d be at the Utah game and to essentially come say it to his face when he was getting ****ed about them using “Cuban” as a negative adjective.
 
Bender said:
Miami has 11 commits from players who go to Florida schools.

I understand math is hard but if 11/16 is not predominantly recruiting Florida schools, Idk what to tell these guys.
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Because they are discounting all of the IMG kids.

Look, they refuse to give us credit for Popo being a spiritual Floridian, even though his family has ample SoFla history. But a kid could move from Alaska to Orlando tomorrow, and the Gaytors would count him as "footprint".

Notice the Gaytor dirtbag who called our class "mercenary". That's how they treat IMG kids too, even though they have separately ****ed and moaned about trying to get the Gaytor foot wedged back into IMG's backside. Oh, but they got Knijeah Harris. Oh, but Knijeah Harris was from St. Lucie, so he's a "real" Floridian, while all the IMG kids who pick Miami are mercenaries.

Makes sense...
 
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plantcity3 said:
Aint na man, but I cant even defend Des anymore. I already mentioned the fat *** turkey leg he was eating one day, on top of all the crab/seafood boils, fish fries, and BBQ cookouts has fam always throws. Real deal country boy eating. I would think he would have changed his eating habits at uf by now. I still wouldnt be surprised to hear that he has some health issues related to losing/gaining weight though. His brother (Darian Mcneal who went to Oregon, different dads) never grow past 5'9 and never weighed more then 170 ate just as much as Des.

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Darrian McNeal, Oregon Ducks, Wide Receiver

Darrian McNeal is a 5-9, 160-pound Athlete from Seffner, FL.
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It is virtually humanly impossible that these two people are consuming the same amount of calories in a day and look this different.

First of all, it would take Watson far more caloric intake to be in surplus, as he is a far taller and larger-framed individual.

Second, McNeal would have to be doing unfathomable levels of caloric burning to not be in an insane surplus and rapidly pack on pounds.

The only other explanation is that Watson's body can't properly regulate leptin. That's extraordinarily rare.

Watson was- and is- eating way too much. He's eating far more than McNeal is.
 
RVACane said:
Looks like I’m listening to KISS on the way in this morning
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Absolutely! "Calling Dr. Love" is a very underrated song.

I also love "Black Diamond" and "Firehouse" as overlooked songs from the first album.

I don't think "Hotter Than ****" or "Shout It Out Loud" get enough love as anthems, they are way overshadowed by "Rock and Roll All Nite".

"Hard Luck Woman" is absolutely amazing (and Garth Brooks does a FANTASTIC cover version).

And I've always loved "Shock Me", which is the true story of an incident at the Lakeland Civic Center during the Rock and Roll Over tour, where Ace almost died after touching an (accidentally) electrified staircase railing.
 
RVACane said:
I swear sometimes when I’m reading Cryptogator I could swear it’s the old Caneinorlando, especially when I told them he’s be at the Utah game and to essentially come say it to his face when he was getting ****ed about them using “Cuban” as a negative adjective.
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It would be awesome if we found out that @SWFLHurricane has been laying low here while creating the CryptoGaytor false identity over on Swampa$$ 247...
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Absolutely! "Calling Dr. Love" is a very underrated song.

I also love "Black Diamond" and "Firehouse" as overlooked songs from the first album.

I don't think "Hotter Than ****" or "Shout It Out Loud" get enough love as anthems, they are way overshadowed by "Rock and Roll All Nite".

"Hard Luck Woman" is absolutely amazing (and Garth Brooks does a FANTASTIC cover version).

And I've always loved "Shock Me", which is the true story of an incident at the Lakeland Civic Center during the Rock and Roll Over tour, where Ace almost died after touching an (accidentally) electrified staircase railing.
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Hotter than ****, Firehouse, Black Diamond, Calling Dr. Love, Detroit Rock City, Strutter, Deuce, God of Thunder… all that
 
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