Tears Gator Tears

[RVACane]

This is why this thread is the best. Just years worth of receipts.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Maybe the gators can hire this guy on staff

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Why you eat so much?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

**** he likely loses 17 pounds just by walking a mile or two a day and hitting 3 balanced meals getting around campus at that weight. They give him one of those scooters to get around campus on so he doesn't have to walk.

I don't know if you recall, but one of the more recent "Mullet scandals" was that the Gaytors didn't have enough nearby parking for their football players. I wonder if there is a link here.

Anyhow, no need to worry, Desmond just suffered an injury, he is on the injured list now. Photo credit to the Gaytor Athletic Department...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Holy ****, remember that. For those who don’t remember or weren’t here during the recruitment, they said they got the number one DT in the state because Leonard Taylor - who was listed as a DT - was really a DE in their system.

Yeah, that was one of the most ridiculous things ever. Leonard Taylor was "too small" and Desmond Fatson was "just right" for their schemes.

I guess they needed a jumbo DT to go against Ethan White ("white" as in mayonnaise)...


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[WestEndZone]

Yeah, that was one of the most ridiculous things ever. Leonard Taylor was "too small" and Desmond Fatson was "just right" for their schemes.

I guess they needed a jumbo DT to go against Ethan White ("white" as in mayonnaise)...


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Got my Halloween costume…

 

[mirvin88]

Holy ****, remember that. For those who don’t remember or weren’t here during the recruitment, they said they got the number one DT in the state because Leonard Taylor - who was listed as a DT - was really a DE in their system.

Taylor is a CB in comparison to Watson

 

[RVACane]

You guys are harsh.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

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Who?

 

[TrumpyCane]

Can anyone create their own gimmicks these days ?

TrumpyCane disappointed in the lack of originality

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

TrumpyCane disappointed in the lack of originality

In case I’ve never mentioned it, TrumpyCane is a genius identity.

 

[Felonious Monk]

 

[Cajuncane]

D$ deleted it. **** the Orange Bowl ******* Legend Board. What a ***** copy cat move. I won’t listen to their **** anymore.

I told D$ 2 years ago that he needed to get a patent for this thread....

 

[Memnon]

 

[RVACane]

Who?

Look at the name of the poster I was responding to and look at the name of the poster in the screenshot

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Look at the name of the poster I was responding to and look at the name of the poster in the screenshot

Now I feel stupid.

 

[RVACane]

I told D$ 2 years ago that he needed to get a patent for this thread....

The safe space thing sent me over the edge in conjunction with the name. I mean ripping us off is one thing but this is like Coming to America where John Amos owns McDowells not McDonalds - if he could call it McDonalds too.

 

[wnycanesfan]

So DopeGator is Ryu from Street Fighter with the leaping uppercut that is so powerful it lifts people off the ground. I would think a punch that powerful to the jaw would break the guys jaw not knock the wind out of him but what do I know. On a side note it seems like at least 1 Gator poster a day gets featured on that account. If a NC was given out for being featured on Message Board Genius the Gator fans would win hands down.

 

[RVACane]

Now I feel stupid.

Don’t even. Lol

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Coach saying they're trying to make that walrus into a complete football player... rofl.

By my math dude is already weighing as much as 2 complete football players.

 

[wnycanesfan]

Coach saying they're trying to make that walrus into a complete football player... rofl.

By my math dude is already weighing as much as 2 complete football players.

Trying to make him more than a 2 gap space eater or in other words more than him just standing there since at his weight it would take a forklift to move him out of the way.