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[TheOriginalCane]

They got Webb, the RB? Is he slow? This is going to be a slow team

Yeah, they didn't want him for the loooongest time.

Now, Billy will suck any AIDS-infested d!ck if it's got 4 stars...

Next up, they'll take Sorey, who nobody likes at WR. They have a bunch of crap on their website about "figure it out once we get him on campus". Literally, the DEFINITION of signing a kid only to get his 4 stars in your class average.

 

[WeBallinBoyz]

Yeah, they didn't want him for the loooongest time.

Now, Billy will suck any AIDS-infested d!ck if it's got 4 stars...

Next up, they'll take Sorey, who nobody likes at WR. They have a bunch of crap on their website about "figure it out once we get him on campus". Literally, the DEFINITION of signing a kid only to get his 4 stars in your class average.

 

[GojiraCane]

Oh lord, the unquenchable thirst...

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6 stars

 

[TrumpyCane]

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

On a scale of Dan stegall to Kirby freeman to Arthur sitkowski, where does stokes fall? Gray crow? Preston Dewey?

 

[Kjdcanefan]

On a scale of Dan stegall to Kirby freeman to Arthur sitkowski, where does stokes fall? Gray crow? Preston Dewey?

Jack Allison maybe

 

[Ghandi]

On a scale of Dan stegall to Kirby freeman to Arthur sitkowski, where does stokes fall? Gray crow? Preston Dewey?

Dan Stegall in a Miami uniform was a Felonious offense.

 

[Midlo Cane Fan]

Just got 2 commits and still aren't in the top 25.......

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Wow…they got two guys that aren’t even on Mario’s board. A slow RB that’s a legacy and a mediocre QB. That hoe down this weekend is gonna be legendary.

 

[Canesq]

They got a plan C local guy with a pretty crappy offer list (PSU was far and away his best offer) that had been begging them for a scholly that they didn't really want and another Plan C local kid (they thought they were getting Young or Baxter lol) who is a UF legacy that they had to fight tooth and nail for all spring and summer. Solid face-saving day, but there isn't a lot of low-hanging fruit like this out there for UF.

So Billy blowing his load early again? Is he gonna write another letter to fans once the rest of the top recruits commit in the next couple of months?

 

[mirvin88]

If this kid is a 4 star then I'm a 5+ star QB prospect with four years of eligibility. Someone hit me up with an NIL offer.

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Bump…didn’t want this thread falling too far down. Need more salty tears!

 

[Squid Bumciorek]

Just got 2 commits and still aren't in the top 25.......

Jesus what happened to that QBs right arm? Did he accidentally stick it in a deep fryer?

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

The best thing to me is that there is about a 100% chance that they contacted Emory Williams and tried to get him to reconsider before settling for stokes

 

[DTP]

Our plan B quarterback recruit is miles better than their top guy.

 

[The U is back to work]

I assume this is about UF and not Jalen

 

[RVACane]

On a scale of Dan stegall to Kirby freeman to Arthur sitkowski, where does stokes fall? Gray crow? Preston Dewey?

Add to the Smurphy analysis below that he runs above 5.0 in the 40.

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

Add to the Smurphy analysis below that he runs above 5.0 in the 40.


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His list of SEC offers:

UF

 

[DTP]

They should ignore the quarterback and try to sign the wide receiver who’s out jumping triple coverage and coming down with those rainbows in every clip on the highlight tape.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

They should ignore the quarterback and try to sign the wide receiver who’s out jumping triple coverage and coming down with those rainbows in every clip on the highlight tape.

****, I'd prefer that they take them both. They can try to do what they did in high school, and SEC defenses will eat them alive. Not to mention Miami in a couple of years.