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No fanbase loves the goalpost more than the gayts. I had one gayt friend tell me we’re crazy for offering that much. Then I proceeded to say you guys offered more. He said that article is fake. The same article he referenced when saying our offer was stupid


They are insane about selectively believing the facts that help their arguments.
 
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****ing myself laughing. The optics is so bad. The player is from Ocala, if you don't know central FL that well, u can practically walk from Ocala to Gainesville. I had girlfriend there back in like 2010, we used to go go back and forth from Gainesville to West Palm Beach where I lived.....now Lake Worth. But once u see that Ocala sign you know you are basically there. Its almost impossible that I can remember to get players from there unless the Lizards ignore them like Trent Harris.

This might not be a top 100 player like Rashada kinda battle but in alot of ways its more emblematic of where we are as a recruiting power. This is South FL players going to FSU and Bama and trolling us. Also that player that decommitted from Michigan from Tallahassee, I have no proof but it feels like we had something to do with it. It just feels like the type of statement Mario is looking to make.
 
****ing myself laughing. The optics is so bad. The player is from Ocala, if you don't know central FL that well, u can practically walk from Ocala to Gainesville. I had girlfriend there back in like 2010, we used to go go back and forth from Gainesville to West Palm Beach where I lived.....now Lake Worth. But once u see that Ocala sign you know you are basically there. Its almost impossible that I can remember to get players from there unless the Lizards ignore them like Trent Harris.

This might not be a top 100 player like Rashada kinda battle but in alot of ways its more emblematic of where we are as a recruiting power. This is South FL players going to FSU and Bama and trolling us. Also that player that decommitted from Michigan from Tallahassee, I have no proof but it feels like we had something to do with it. It just feels like the type of statement Mario is looking to make.


I would add something else.

The Gaytors and their fans have always been MASSIVELY arrogant about their Gaytor Brandz Yo and the ability to just waltz in at the last minute to offer a recruit, and how he should swoon and accept the Gaytor offer immediately. It's especially arrogant when these guys are in their own backyard, and they've had plenty of time to scout them. Case in point, Jack Pyburn.

So here's a kid in Ocala, Miami (Manny) offered him FOURTEEN MONTHS AGO, and the Gaytors are just sitting around twiddling their thumbs (under both Mullet and Gaypier). Suddenly, the kid puts a Legends Camp visit on the calendar and MAGICALLY he gets a committable offer from the Gaytors.

Don't even get me started on how they claim they can just circle back to Emory Williams. Or the Harris twins from Orlando. ****, they just flipped a kid from UC-fvckin-F. And all year long, they were badmouthing a double-Gaytor legacy from Jax, and acting as if they could just toss him a committable offer...whenever...

I know that Mario is very methodical. When "the rest of the world" was in doubt over our QB situation with Williams and Rashada, Mario made it CLEAR to them that we were recruiting two. I mean, it's still 5.5 months until Early Signing Day, but we still got verbals from TWO Elite 11 QBs, which is incredibly rare. Mario just didn't roll around acting like "we can toss Emory a committable offer whenever we feel like it, because he is the lower rated QB".

But the Gaytors always end up Gaytoring. Sneering at the lower rated recruits, at least until the bar is closing at 2 am and they are desperate...
 
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First off, UF is a distant last place in terms of attractive women on campus in Florida. Yes, there are attractive women there but their average score is way lower than any of the other big public schools in the state. I hate FSU but there’s a ton of hot chicks there. Not gonna lie.

Secondly can one of you guys with anonymous troll accounts ask crypto why his highway shootout hasn’t been reported on by any news outlet in south Florida?
 
Just checking in to make sure the turds still don’t actually want the good recruits, make derogatory comments about anyone who’s not a balding white guy from the swamp capital of the country, are holding their breath until Ruiz is finally put on the FBI’s top 10 most wanted, and they’re still just in the early stages of grief.


Yep all looks good carry on.
 
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If Crypto gator had his way he’d want you to know he is a “young retired multi millionaire” who lives down here, is involved someway with Ruiz and gets shot at.

Except that’s all absolute bull**** and he’s just another ******* message board dork who works a minimum wage job and sits in the dark corners of the building he’s moping posting and hoping he doesn’t get caught on his phone at work.
 
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