Tears Gator Tears

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After a few hours driving home, I am back with more **** tear screenshots!!!! Some have been seen before but I am building a narrative here.

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First up: Que - owner of three chick fil A insider:

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They are so SURE Jaden wants to be a Gator..... No self awareness that if that were true he would have done it..

If he WANTED to be a Gator he'd be a Gator this weekend. Highest offer + his desire to be there. No brainer.

Guess what.

Pushes back commitment
Talks of a last OV to another school

Somehow this guy still thinks he WANTS to be a Gator despite all signs pointing to...nah

He might go to UF simply based on the money but all other signs point to him begging for anyone else to come close or match so he doesn't have to.
 
"We've had like 20 5 stars visit this year"

Even if that were true (probably not), its sort of like having to pay a good looking girl to come to an expensive dinner with you without even getting to first base, and then you ask the girl out on a second date, and she goes MEH
 
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Lol they are absolutely delusional:

1. Citizen was promised a starting spot
2. uf is the flag school of Florida
3. Rashada wants to go to uf but x/y/z excuse is keeping him from committing

You’d think these guys invented football, have more accolades that Miami, and that their campus is paved in gold hahahaha.

uf is the college version of the kid that calls foul anytime he misses a layup.
 
So Que says the Turds offered Rashada twice the amount that ATM did. Then he says “Jaden wants to be a Gator”. Then he says he’s not yet because “dad wants as much money as possible”.

So help me with this logic, If the kid wants to go there and the dad wants as much money as possible, wouldn’t he already be a Gaturd if they’re offering twice the amount of the next highest bidder??? That seems to me to satisfy the “wants as much money as possible” requirement.
 
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So Que says the Turds offered Rashada twice the amount that ATM did. Then he says “Jaden wants to be a Gator”. Then he says he’s not yet because “dad wants as much money as possible”.

So help me with this logic, If the kid wants to go there and the dad wants as much money as possible, wouldn’t he already be a Gaturd if they’re offering twice the amount of the next highest bidder??? That seems to me to satisfy the “wants as much money as possible” requirement.
1+1= 2.2
 

They talk about their brand like it actually means something. Only in about a 5 mi.² area in Central Florida does it mean anything, really.

Gaturd Brandz for the rest of the developed country is as popular as the check cola brand. It’s just some generic cowtown SEC school, where no student athlete wants to live, it’s where your highest rated recruit literally says, “this town isn’t as horrible as I thought it was going to be“
 
"We've had like 20 5 stars visit this year"

Even if that were true (probably not), its sort of like having to pay a good looking girl to come to an expensive dinner with you without even getting to first base, and then you ask the girl out on a second date, and she goes MEH


TWO official visits from 5-stars in the 2023 recruiting class cycle...





ONE official visit from a 5-star in the 2022 recruiting class cycle (in the past 12 months)...





Oh, but sure, I guess they are gonna try to count unofficial visits, or when the entire high school team visits Gainesville, or some other ridiculous metric. Bottom line, all these "5-stars" are so turned off by what they see in Gainesville, that only THREE of them have come back for an official in the past year...
 
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So Que says the Turds offered Rashada twice the amount that ATM did. Then he says “Jaden wants to be a Gator”. Then he says he’s not yet because “dad wants as much money as possible”.

So help me with this logic, If the kid wants to go there and the dad wants as much money as possible, wouldn’t he already be a Gaturd if they’re offering twice the amount of the next highest bidder??? That seems to me to satisfy the “wants as much money as possible” requirement.
Like i said it's not mathing. It be a thing if a lower offer school says he wants to come but there are highee financial offers. How can he want to go there and you offering the most money and he not commit. Best believe if he comes this way they gonna say we gave him 3 mill
 
TWO official visits from 5-stars in the 2023 recruiting class cycle...





ONE official visit from a 5-star in the 2022 recruiting class cycle (in the past 12 months)...





Oh, but sure, I guess they are gonna try to count unofficial visits, or when the entire high school team visits Gainesville, or some other ridiculous metric. Bottom line, all these "5-stars" are so turned off by what they see in Gainesville, that only THREE of them have come back for an official in the past year...
Track meets are added in there too lol. Pretty sure states track was there, not certain but i think that was the case
 
TWO official visits from 5-stars in the 2023 recruiting class cycle...





ONE official visit from a 5-star in the 2022 recruiting class cycle (in the past 12 months)...





Oh, but sure, I guess they are gonna try to count unofficial visits, or when the entire high school team visits Gainesville, or some other ridiculous metric. Bottom line, all these "5-stars" are so turned off by what they see in Gainesville, that only THREE of them have come back for an official in the past year...
They’re absolutely talking about all the top 100 kids they’ve had there but they neglect or don’t realize the part about kids being in the area for a 7 on 7. Interesting to see your find here.
 
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