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Those Florida coaches think about Miami quite a bit

That's because they wish they were coaching for Miami and not at Florida.

Miami fans sure as the **** think a lot about Florida, does that mean they want to be Gaytors?

Honestly, the only reason you're not getting torn up in here right now is because of your relationship with Lingard. Nobody wants to say it but I'm not reading this shît without saying something. I don't give a shît if all the suck ups hate me for telling you the truth. I'm not selling out and cowering... I don't care who you are.

I've been very appreciative of and supportive of you on this board. When you stated on the board in another thread that you don't like the tears threads I didn't comment. The guys in THIS THREAD, 233 pages of which included you between 0-2 times, don't care about sucking the gaytors off, being fearful or showing trepidation in what we say about them. We just hate them. If you don't like it then go start an I hate gator tears thread with your minions there. I promise you I'll stay out of it. Please leave us be in here. I saw this before boarding and I'm out for 2 weeks. I hope when I return, I don't have Canes doing the Gaytes' work in this thread.



Tweed is a great guy who is very much a Cane fan, and has attended an incredible number of games (though very few have been against UF). However, he is not as old as some of us who can remember the days when we had an annual game against UF. ****, one of the first trash-talking T-shirts I ever bought at UM was the "Gator Hater" shirt.

Tweed is very different from a guy like brock, who may root for the Canes, but is just some kid living in Georgia. Brock then turns around and criticizes UM fans who have different opinions, yet he has no context for why many of us like to enjoy the Gaytors' failures.

It has been stated before, if this thread is not something that appeals to you, don't re-open it and don't post in it.

Most Gaytor fans are delusional racist hypocrites who need to be exposed. This thread is doing so, and most of us are enjoying it.
 
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Didn't know if this one was too over the top for here, but if it is, I'll take my time out like a man.

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Those Florida coaches think about Miami quite a bit

That's because they wish they were coaching for Miami and not at Florida.

Miami fans sure as the **** think a lot about Florida, does that mean they want to be Gaytors?

Honestly, the only reason you're not getting torn up in here right now is because of your relationship with Lingard. Nobody wants to say it but I'm not reading this shît without saying something. I don't give a shît if all the suck ups hate me for telling you the truth. I'm not selling out and cowering... I don't care who you are.

I've been very appreciative of and supportive of you on this board. When you stated on the board in another thread that you don't like the tears threads I didn't comment. The guys in THIS THREAD, 233 pages of which included you between 0-2 times, don't care about sucking the gaytors off, being fearful or showing trepidation in what we say about them. We just hate them. If you don't like it then go start an I hate gator tears thread with your minions there. I promise you I'll stay out of it. Please leave us be in here. I saw this before boarding and I'm out for 2 weeks. I hope when I return, I don't have Canes doing the Gaytes' work in this thread.



Tweed is a great guy who is very much a Cane fan, and has attended an incredible number of games (though very few have been against UF). However, he is not as old as some of us who can remember the days when we had an annual game against UF. ****, one of the first trash-talking T-shirts I ever bought at UM was the "Gator Hater" shirt.

Tweed is very different from a guy like brock, who may root for the Canes, but is just some kid living in Georgia. Brock then turns around and criticizes UM fans who have different opinions, yet he has no context for why many of us like to enjoy the Gaytors' failures.

It has been stated before, if this thread is not something that appeals to you, don't re-open it and don't post in it.

Most Gaytor fans are delusional racist hypocrites who need to be exposed. This thread is doing so, and most of us are enjoying it.

I was born in Florida d*ckhead, keep posting in the thread I'm just saying their recruiting is going to get better based off of the fact that they got 3 top 100 guys ready to commit right now in gouriage, Barnes, Copeland along with what they recently got. It's just going to make us look stupid that is all by having this thread talking about their recruiting failures imo. Personally I hate them b*tches so we shouldn't give af what they are doing
 
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I just don't understand why our fans feel like we have to give Florida or Florida State credit? **** their recruits, **** their stadiums, **** their mascots, **** their fans, & **** any UM fan who has a positive word to say for either. Die.
 
That's because they wish they were coaching for Miami and not at Florida.

Miami fans sure as the **** think a lot about Florida, does that mean they want to be Gaytors?

Honestly, the only reason you're not getting torn up in here right now is because of your relationship with Lingard. Nobody wants to say it but I'm not reading this shît without saying something. I don't give a shît if all the suck ups hate me for telling you the truth. I'm not selling out and cowering... I don't care who you are.

I've been very appreciative of and supportive of you on this board. When you stated on the board in another thread that you don't like the tears threads I didn't comment. The guys in THIS THREAD, 233 pages of which included you between 0-2 times, don't care about sucking the gaytors off, being fearful or showing trepidation in what we say about them. We just hate them. If you don't like it then go start an I hate gator tears thread with your minions there. I promise you I'll stay out of it. Please leave us be in here. I saw this before boarding and I'm out for 2 weeks. I hope when I return, I don't have Canes doing the Gaytes' work in this thread.



Tweed is a great guy who is very much a Cane fan, and has attended an incredible number of games (though very few have been against UF). However, he is not as old as some of us who can remember the days when we had an annual game against UF. ****, one of the first trash-talking T-shirts I ever bought at UM was the "Gator Hater" shirt.

Tweed is very different from a guy like brock, who may root for the Canes, but is just some kid living in Georgia. Brock then turns around and criticizes UM fans who have different opinions, yet he has no context for why many of us like to enjoy the Gaytors' failures.

It has been stated before, if this thread is not something that appeals to you, don't re-open it and don't post in it.

Most Gaytor fans are delusional racist hypocrites who need to be exposed. This thread is doing so, and most of us are enjoying it.

I was born in Florida d*ckhead, keep posting in the thread I'm just saying their recruiting is going to get better based off of the fact that they got 3 top 100 guys ready to commit right now in gouriage, Barnes, Copeland along with what they recently got. It's just going to make us look stupid that is all

Yet there is a chance they miss out on all 3 of them... Barnes leaning towards UNC, Gouruage and Copeland have Bama after them
 
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Miami fans sure as the **** think a lot about Florida, does that mean they want to be Gaytors?

Honestly, the only reason you're not getting torn up in here right now is because of your relationship with Lingard. Nobody wants to say it but I'm not reading this shît without saying something. I don't give a shît if all the suck ups hate me for telling you the truth. I'm not selling out and cowering... I don't care who you are.

I've been very appreciative of and supportive of you on this board. When you stated on the board in another thread that you don't like the tears threads I didn't comment. The guys in THIS THREAD, 233 pages of which included you between 0-2 times, don't care about sucking the gaytors off, being fearful or showing trepidation in what we say about them. We just hate them. If you don't like it then go start an I hate gator tears thread with your minions there. I promise you I'll stay out of it. Please leave us be in here. I saw this before boarding and I'm out for 2 weeks. I hope when I return, I don't have Canes doing the Gaytes' work in this thread.



Tweed is a great guy who is very much a Cane fan, and has attended an incredible number of games (though very few have been against UF). However, he is not as old as some of us who can remember the days when we had an annual game against UF. ****, one of the first trash-talking T-shirts I ever bought at UM was the "Gator Hater" shirt.

Tweed is very different from a guy like brock, who may root for the Canes, but is just some kid living in Georgia. Brock then turns around and criticizes UM fans who have different opinions, yet he has no context for why many of us like to enjoy the Gaytors' failures.

It has been stated before, if this thread is not something that appeals to you, don't re-open it and don't post in it.

Most Gaytor fans are delusional racist hypocrites who need to be exposed. This thread is doing so, and most of us are enjoying it.

I was born in Florida d*ckhead, keep posting in the thread I'm just saying their recruiting is going to get better based off of the fact that they got 3 top 100 guys ready to commit right now in gouriage, Barnes, Copeland along with what they recently got. It's just going to make us look stupid that is all

Yet there is a chance they miss out on all 3 of them... Barnes leaning towards UNC, Gouruage and Copeland have Bama after them
Naw it's looking like he's committing to gators soon, Copeland supposedly recording a commitment video today and gouriage has maintained that uf leads for him. They lucky a few of the top lineman grew up loving the gatoes like barnes and gouriage
 
That's because they wish they were coaching for Miami and not at Florida.

Miami fans sure as the **** think a lot about Florida, does that mean they want to be Gaytors?

Honestly, the only reason you're not getting torn up in here right now is because of your relationship with Lingard. Nobody wants to say it but I'm not reading this shît without saying something. I don't give a shît if all the suck ups hate me for telling you the truth. I'm not selling out and cowering... I don't care who you are.

I've been very appreciative of and supportive of you on this board. When you stated on the board in another thread that you don't like the tears threads I didn't comment. The guys in THIS THREAD, 233 pages of which included you between 0-2 times, don't care about sucking the gaytors off, being fearful or showing trepidation in what we say about them. We just hate them. If you don't like it then go start an I hate gator tears thread with your minions there. I promise you I'll stay out of it. Please leave us be in here. I saw this before boarding and I'm out for 2 weeks. I hope when I return, I don't have Canes doing the Gaytes' work in this thread.



Tweed is a great guy who is very much a Cane fan, and has attended an incredible number of games (though very few have been against UF). However, he is not as old as some of us who can remember the days when we had an annual game against UF. ****, one of the first trash-talking T-shirts I ever bought at UM was the "Gator Hater" shirt.

Tweed is very different from a guy like brock, who may root for the Canes, but is just some kid living in Georgia. Brock then turns around and criticizes UM fans who have different opinions, yet he has no context for why many of us like to enjoy the Gaytors' failures.

It has been stated before, if this thread is not something that appeals to you, don't re-open it and don't post in it.

Most Gaytor fans are delusional racist hypocrites who need to be exposed. This thread is doing so, and most of us are enjoying it.

I was born in Florida d*ckhead, keep posting in the thread I'm just saying their recruiting is going to get better based off of the fact that they got 3 top 100 guys ready to commit right now in gouriage, Barnes, Copeland along with what they recently got. It's just going to make us look stupid that is all by having this thread talking about their recruiting failures imo. Personally I hate them b*tches so we shouldn't give af what they are doing

At the time it is relevant to how their class was and is. As it grows the thread will get less and less things to discuss, but at this time sit back and enjoy their class sucking. You are a vet at this you know the ups and downs of recruiting season
 
That's because they wish they were coaching for Miami and not at Florida.

Miami fans sure as the **** think a lot about Florida, does that mean they want to be Gaytors?

Honestly, the only reason you're not getting torn up in here right now is because of your relationship with Lingard. Nobody wants to say it but I'm not reading this shît without saying something. I don't give a shît if all the suck ups hate me for telling you the truth. I'm not selling out and cowering... I don't care who you are.

I've been very appreciative of and supportive of you on this board. When you stated on the board in another thread that you don't like the tears threads I didn't comment. The guys in THIS THREAD, 233 pages of which included you between 0-2 times, don't care about sucking the gaytors off, being fearful or showing trepidation in what we say about them. We just hate them. If you don't like it then go start an I hate gator tears thread with your minions there. I promise you I'll stay out of it. Please leave us be in here. I saw this before boarding and I'm out for 2 weeks. I hope when I return, I don't have Canes doing the Gaytes' work in this thread.



Tweed is a great guy who is very much a Cane fan, and has attended an incredible number of games (though very few have been against UF). However, he is not as old as some of us who can remember the days when we had an annual game against UF. ****, one of the first trash-talking T-shirts I ever bought at UM was the "Gator Hater" shirt.

Tweed is very different from a guy like brock, who may root for the Canes, but is just some kid living in Georgia. Brock then turns around and criticizes UM fans who have different opinions, yet he has no context for why many of us like to enjoy the Gaytors' failures.

It has been stated before, if this thread is not something that appeals to you, don't re-open it and don't post in it.

Most Gaytor fans are delusional racist hypocrites who need to be exposed. This thread is doing so, and most of us are enjoying it.

I was born in Florida d*ckhead, keep posting in the thread I'm just saying their recruiting is going to get better based off of the fact that they got 3 top 100 guys ready to commit right now in gouriage, Barnes, Copeland along with what they recently got. It's just going to make us look stupid that is all




Oh, here we go with the fake brock wigger personality again. I'm so sad that you won't use your fake ebonics with me, since I called you out on it. No more "duck *** jit" or "FOH" for me, I guess.

Goddammit, brock, you just don't get it. This thread has NEVER been about "looking smart" or "looking stupid" to Gaytor fans, as none of us give a ****e about predicting a recruiting class.

Look, if I want to know how much a particular high school junior weighs, I'll come ask you. For everything else, you are worthless.

This thread has mocked all of the delusional behavior of Gaytor fans. We have accurately predicted the desperation of the Gaytor coaching staff, who are so insane for recruiting class rankings that they will offer a well-known drug-addict rageaholic QB who is trying to move 3 time zones to escape his reputation, and a "fast" WR with SINGLE-DIGIT receptions (the guy has FOUR receptions in ELEVEN games as a sophomore and junior).

None of us care if Corral is the #1 overall recruit or Schwartz gets a 4th star, they are both guys who are being shunned by MOST programs and are ONLY being welcomed by UF due to a combination of overly high recruiting rankings and sheer desperation. If Fields had chosen UF weeks ago, Corral would have never sniffed an offer from UF, and if the Sharkfvcker could flip UM's WRs, they would drop Schwartz in a split-second, just like their fans claim they will do with poor old loyal Corey Gammage.

Brock, this thread isn't for you, please just leave. You are not obligated to post every time someone types the five letters "brock". You are not forced to comment on EVERY SINGLE THREAD on this board, though you insist on doing so. We can all live with a conversation that doesn't include the "me-too" opinion of brock.

You are "The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with at a Party". You are the UM version of Harrison Tenzer.

How about this, brock, we don't NEED you to regulate whether any comment or thread on this board "is just going to make us look stupid". You already make us look stupid every day. The rest of us can handle ourselves.

Gaytorbait already knows about this thread. On page 235, you are not going to suddenly save us from ourselves.

Just go away. Take your lumps, learn some humility, and go away.
 
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Yep.....got the state troopers out looking into what/who caused this once outstanding thread to take a hard left turn into b*tchville....
 
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Why the seriousness? This isn't deep. We root for the Hurricanes, we wish for failure upon our rivals. End of story. It's fun and entertaining. I'll drink a scotch to 250 more pages of this thread. I very much appreciate RVACane keeping this thing going.
 
Yep.....got the state troopers out looking into what/who caused this once outstanding thread to take a hard left turn into b*tchville....



No need to call the police, anyone can see that brock and ristwasdown decided to start attacking true Canes fans.
 
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Are you guys for real? RVA has been gone like 13 minutes and this has turned into a Bash Brock® thread?

I'm not trying to call anyone out in particular, and this has nothing to do with my personal feelings about the issue, but for the love of god take that sht somewhere else. Literally every other thread turns into a Brock Bash® at some point, so there are many potential homes for this argument.
 
Miami fans sure as the **** think a lot about Florida, does that mean they want to be Gaytors?

Talking **** about Gators and Noles is a Canes thing, does that mean you don't understand?

We just a difference in opinion on what being a CANE is. No biggie.

There are many pillars that help create this program and smack talk (swagger) is one of them. To put things in perspective, the Rock, in his Ballers show, still talks smack about the Seminoles. Does that mean he wants to be a Nole?

Ok.

I respect what you do on here and the fact that you have a different opinion than me and some others about this thread. But most of all, I respect that you're acting like an adult on the internet. I don't see you btching and moaning and argueing. You said what you feel and left it at that. Cheers.
 
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Talking **** about Gators and Noles is a Canes thing, does that mean you don't understand?

We just a difference in opinion on what being a CANE is. No biggie.

There are many pillars that help create this program and smack talk (swagger) is one of them. To put things in perspective, the Rock, in his Ballers show, still talks smack about the Seminoles. Does that mean he wants to be a Nole?

Ok.

I respect what you do on here and the fact that you have a different opinion than me and some others about this thread. But most of all, I respect that you're acting like an adult on the internet. I don't see you btching and moaning and argueing. You said what you feel and left it at that. Cheers.

Yes sir. I'm not trying to disrespect anyone at all. Like I said, just a difference in opinion.
 
Well, this thread turned to doo-doo.

All morose and sullen now - but until a few pages ago, this thread used to be fun as crap!

Some of you guys would **** on a gas fireplace.
 
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