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DTP said:
How long before “we didn’t want to overpay for Rashada” becomes the narrative? Yeah, we have zero QB depth and nobody currently signed but when you make a budget, you have to stick to it. Maybe they’re thinking if they don’t spend anything this year, they’ll be able to afford a kid or two next year?
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That last minute bag drop that rashada brought back to UF and BD Billy to counter but they don’t negotiate is as good a bet as anything in this world
 
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Mnhurricane said:
That last minute bag drop that rashada brought back to UF and BD Billy to counter but they don’t negotiate is as good a bet as anything in this world
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I remember initially when we got Citizen, or Jackson I think it was, they were complaining that they shouldn’t have to pay a kid what schools like Miami have to pay because you know - they’re the gaytors. Lol

Can you imagine having that arrogant mindset? Outside of Corey Raymond they should have to pay more with their G5 staph and crappy location.
 
RVACane said:
I remember initially when we got Citizen, or Jackson I think it was, they were complaining that they shouldn’t have to pay a kid what schools like Miami have to pay because you know - they’re the gaytors. Lol

Can you imagine having that arrogant mindset? Outside of Corey Raymond they should have to pay more with their G5 staph and crappy location.
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Wait a year. I can picture him jumping after an abysmal season.
 
You know what's great about reading these Gaytor porsts? It's like EVERYTHING is so very brand new to them.

Wait, Jaden is on the Miami Immortals? WOW. Hang on, he's already scheduled to play in a 7-on-7 Tournament at the same time as my dopey friends have been telling me he'll be in Hogtown? AMAAAAZING! Wait, guys actually stall and delay and say "my travel agent still hasn't called me back" when they are trying to hold off the pushy girl who is trying to set a wedding date? I DID NOT KNOW THAT. Hang on a second, you mean to tell me that JOHN RUIZ sponsors the Miami Immortals? I'M GOING TO EAT MY FEELINGS NOW.

My favorite bit - Jaden Rashada is just trying to build "buzz". Why? Will he get his fifth star? Will he get more attention? Is Jaden scheduled to make his announcement on an ESPN-FoxSports-CBS Sports-NBC Sports Network simulcast (and, yes, I know the NBC Sports Network has ceased broadcast at the time I typed this, I was just testing you). Is "buzz" going to get the Gaytors any more recruits? **** no. If this kid has REALLY picked the Gaytors, you would want him to announce as quickly and as overwhelmingly as possible, THAT will bring in recruits, not "buzz". "You know, Florida was so amazing, I fell in love immediately, and I forgot about everyone else."

But good news, guys, I just got my hands on the Jaden Rashada Gaytor OV agenda:

Wednesday, June 8th - 4 am CST - depart Baton Rouge by private jet. Fortunately, Baton Rouge is in the Central Time Zone, so Jaden will be able to gain an hour by flying west.

Wednesday, June 8th - 5 am EST - Rashada family arrives in Hogtown Airport, Gate 2 (of 2). Blake Alderman interviews Jaden at Blake's favorite cheesesteak stand inside of Hogtown National Airport (notice I didn't say "International"). Marching band is on-site to play the famous music from Jaws. Mr. Two Bits offers to blow Jaden.

Wednesday, June 8th - 6 am EST - breakfast is served! BD Billy's Army arranges for the local Chick Fil-A to be closed down for a private party, and QueJay is on hand personally to walk around with trays full of Minis and tots.

Wednesday, June 8th - 7 am EST - BD Billy and BDE Jaden are treated to the beautiful sight of the sun rising over Payne's Prairie.

Wednesday, June 8th - 7:30 am EST - while on the south side of Hogtown, BD Billy decides to drive Jaden to Risque Cafe, which is open to truckers 24-7. Billy tries to get Jaden to share a Li'l Asher with him, but when Jaden notices a short curly hair in the gravy, he claims that he is already full on Chick Fil-A Minis.

Wednesday, June 8th - 9 am EST - On campus, Billy shows Jaden all the different no-show jobs the Gaytors can offer to Jaden's mother.

Wednesday, June 8th - 10 am EST - Billy tries to show Jaden the "housing" that he has set up for the Rashada family, unfortunately it turns out to be the Bat House on Lake Alice.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11 am EST - Gaypier shows Jaden Rashada the QB depth chart.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11:00:30 EST - Gaypier shows Jaden Rashada the WR/RB recruiting list.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11:01 EST - Jaden Rashada stops laughing and is escorted to the "statues", where he can view all the great Gaytor Heisman-winning quarterbacks, such as Feleipe Franks, Kyle Trask, Emory Jones, and Anthony Richardson.

Wednesday, June 8th - 12:00 EST (noon) - Billy's Army has once again made amazing arrangements to impress any recruit. The delivery driver for Five Star Pizza arrives PROMPTLY at 12:01 pm AND is tipped in advance.

Wednesday, June 8th - 1:00 pm EST - Rashada, tired from all of his travel and full of all the Chick Fil-A/Five Star carbs, takes a nap.

Wednesday, June 8th - 5:00 pm EST - BD Bllly points out the hotel where Jaden WOULD HAVE stayed, if he was able to spend more than 24 hours in beautiful, scenic, not-as-horrific-as-advertised Hogtown. The group ends up at the Cheesecake Factory on Archer, the center of all Hogtown culture.

Wednesday, June 8th - 7:00 pm EST - Gaypier attempts to impress the Rashadas with the Scooby-Doo-like scene where the bats fly out of the Bat House on Lake Alice, but the family remains unimpressed with Hogtown housing.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11:30 pm EST - Rashada family boards a direct flight from Hogtown to Las Vegas; fortunately, there are so many degenerate meth-head gamblers living in Alachua County that Hogtown National has direct flights to Vegas departing every 15 minutes.

Thursday, June 9th - 5 am PST - Jaden arrives in Vegas, overly tired and bloated from all the fatty carbs he consumed in Hogtown.

Thurdsay, June 9th - Sunday June 12th - Jaden plays poorly in the Tournament, Miami Immortals proceed to lose every game, John Ruiz still makes money.

Monday, June 13th - Rivals, 247, and ESPN drop Jaden Rashada to a low 3-star ranking, based on their typical over-reliance on one particular camp. on3 copies the other three websites five minutes later.

Later on Monday, June 13th - BD Billy proceeds to ask Jaden Rashada to submit another videotape, and then terminates Jaden's recruitment when he refuses to do so. Gaytor fans promptly report "Jaden was never a take" on all of the websites.
 
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RVACane said:
I remember initially when we got Citizen, or Jackson I think it was, they were complaining that they shouldn’t have to pay a kid what schools like Miami have to pay because you know - they’re the gaytors. Lol

Can you imagine having that arrogant mindset? Outside of Corey Raymond they should have to pay more with their G5 staph and crappy location.
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It was Jackson. Some doofus was like "we're the gator, we shouldn't have to pay as much as other schools because...SEC, flagship university...Tebow...uh...."
 
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RVACane said:
The delusion and excuses are limitless.

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They keep saying they didn't get outbid because we overpaid and I'm confused. How is it getting outbid if the other school offers a little more, but not if they offer a lot more?
 
kryptonite said:
They keep saying they didn't get outbid because we overpaid and I'm confused. How is it getting outbid if the other school offers a little more, but not if they offer a lot more?
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It doesn't matter because he wasn't a take anyway. Baby **** Billy is playing chess and making those other teams **** away their money while he racks up a stable of underappreciated 3 stars.
 
RVACane said:
I remember initially when we got Citizen, or Jackson I think it was, they were complaining that they shouldn’t have to pay a kid what schools like Miami have to pay because you know - they’re the gaytors. Lol

Can you imagine having that arrogant mindset? Outside of Corey Raymond they should have to pay more with their G5 staph and crappy location.
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No, we got Citizen by promising the starting spot to him. Actually, it makes more sense that we overpaid as well, I'm sure we'd have to do both to keep the kid away from the gater. We probably gave his dad a car dealership and told his mom she can be the mayor of Miami as well. And I think their dog is now the mascot for U Health.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
You know what's great about reading these Gaytor porsts? It's like EVERYTHING is so very brand new to them.

Wait, Jaden is on the Miami Immortals? WOW. Hang on, he's already scheduled to play in a 7-on-7 Tournament at the same time as my dopey friends have been telling me he'll be in Hogtown? AMAAAAZING! Wait, guys actually stall and delay and say "my travel agent still hasn't called me back" when they are trying to hold off the pushy girl who is trying to set a wedding date? I DID NOT KNOW THAT. Hang on a second, you mean to tell me that JOHN RUIZ sponsors the Miami Immortals? I'M GOING TO EAT MY FEELINGS NOW.

My favorite bit - Jaden Rashada is just trying to build "buzz". Why? Will he get his fifth star? Will he get more attention? Is Jaden scheduled to make his announcement on an ESPN-FoxSports-CBS Sports-NBC Sports Network simulcast (and, yes, I know the NBC Sports Network has ceased broadcast at the time I typed this, I was just testing you). Is "buzz" going to get the Gaytors any more recruits? **** no. If this kid has REALLY picked the Gaytors, you would want him to announce as quickly and as overwhelmingly as possible, THAT will bring in recruits, not "buzz". "You know, Florida was so amazing, I fell in love immediately, and I forgot about everyone else."

But good news, guys, I just got my hands on the Jaden Rashada Gaytor OV agenda:

Wednesday, June 8th - 4 am CST - depart Baton Rouge by private jet. Fortunately, Baton Rouge is in the Central Time Zone, so Jaden will be able to gain an hour by flying west.

Wednesday, June 8th - 5 am EST - Rashada family arrives in Hogtown Airport, Gate 2 (of 2). Blake Alderman interviews Jaden at Blake's favorite cheesesteak stand inside of Hogtown National Airport (notice I didn't say "International"). Marching band is on-site to play the famous music from Jaws. Mr. Two Bits offers to blow Jaden.

Wednesday, June 8th - 6 am EST - breakfast is served! BD Billy's Army arranges for the local Chick Fil-A to be closed down for a private party, and QueJay is on hand personally to walk around with trays full of Minis and tots.

Wednesday, June 8th - 7 am EST - BD Billy and BDE Jaden are treated to the beautiful sight of the sun rising over Payne's Prairie.

Wednesday, June 8th - 7:30 am EST - while on the south side of Hogtown, BD Billy decides to drive Jaden to Risque Cafe, which is open to truckers 24-7. Billy tries to get Jaden to share a Li'l Asher with him, but when Jaden notices a short curly hair in the gravy, he claims that he is already full on Chick Fil-A Minis.

Wednesday, June 8th - 9 am EST - On campus, Billy shows Jaden all the different no-show jobs the Gaytors can offer to Jaden's mother.

Wednesday, June 8th - 10 am EST - Billy tries to show Jaden the "housing" that he has set up for the Rashada family, unfortunately it turns out to be the Bat House on Lake Alice.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11 am EST - Gaypier shows Jaden Rashada the QB depth chart.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11:00:30 EST - Gaypier shows Jaden Rashada the WR/RB recruiting list.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11:01 EST - Jaden Rashada stops laughing and is escorted to the "statues", where he can view all the great Gaytor Heisman-winning quarterbacks, such as Feleipe Franks, Kyle Trask, Emory Jones, and Anthony Richardson.

Wednesday, June 8th - 12:00 EST (noon) - Billy's Army has once again made amazing arrangements to impress any recruit. The delivery driver for Five Star Pizza arrives PROMPTLY at 12:01 pm AND is tipped in advance.

Wednesday, June 8th - 1:00 pm EST - Rashada, tired from all of his travel and full of all the Chick Fil-A/Five Star carbs, takes a nap.

Wednesday, June 8th - 5:00 pm EST - BD Bllly points out the hotel where Jaden WOULD HAVE stayed, if he was able to spend more than 24 hours in beautiful, scenic, not-as-horrific-as-advertised Hogtown. The group ends up at the Cheesecake Factory on Archer, the center of all Hogtown culture.

Wednesday, June 8th - 7:00 pm EST - Gaypier attempts to impress the Rashadas with the Scooby-Doo-like scene where the bats fly out of the Bat House on Lake Alice, but the family remains unimpressed with Hogtown housing.

Wednesday, June 8th - 11:30 pm EST - Rashada family boards a direct flight from Hogtown to Las Vegas; fortunately, there are so many degenerate meth-head gamblers living in Alachua County that Hogtown National has direct flights to Vegas departing every 15 minutes.

Thursday, June 9th - 5 am PST - Jaden arrives in Vegas, overly tired and bloated from all the fatty carbs he consumed in Hogtown.

Thurdsay, June 9th - Sunday June 12th - Jaden plays poorly in the Tournament, Miami Immortals proceed to lose every game, John Ruiz still makes money.

Monday, June 13th - Rivals, 247, and ESPN drop Jaden Rashada to a low 3-star ranking, based on their typical over-reliance on one particular camp. on3 copies the other three websites five minutes later.

Later on Monday, June 13th - BD Billy proceeds to ask Jaden Rashada to submit another videotape, and then terminates Jaden's recruitment when he refuses to do so. Gaytor fans promptly report "Jaden was never a take" on all of the websites.
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You literally CAN’T MAKE THIS UP 😂😭🤣
 
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