Tears Gator Tears

[dk72]

Annnnnnd, here come the excuses...we paid him AND promised him the starting job...


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They are delusional. Sure, Citizen was promised a starting role in a RB room that includes Knighton and Cheney!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

The only rational Gaytor poster on that board...

 

[bobbydigius]

One thing you realize when reading other team’s boards is that they are all the same. You don’t land a kid well then… they are trolls, will not amount to anything, they were lied to by evil HC, they will transfer in a year anyway, the bag game, and of course everyone’s favorite he is overrated and next year’s class is better and they are all locks.

 

[LokiCane]

 

[423Hurricane]

No way he was going to pick that ugly *** faded orange gaytor hat. But, when he went under the table, I said “oh ****!” And was surprised when he pulled out that white U hat.

 

[MovingZen]

oh **** yes the tears are flowing and I'm loving it!!

 

[dk72]

You just KNEW that "didn't want to play big boy football" was coming...


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Yeah, Citizen just couldn't carry the weight of bearing the mighty SEC patch on his jersey, so he decided to go to lowly Miami. Such weird little cultists.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

No way he was going to pick that ugly *** faded orange gaytor hat. But, when he went under the table, I said “oh ****!” And was surprised when he pulled out that white U hat.

Yeah, I thought that was where he had stashed the J hat.

 

[Cajuncane]

No way he was going to pick that ugly *** faded orange gaytor hat. But, when he went under the table, I said “oh ****!” And was surprised when he pulled out that white U hat.

Yea when he started tossing hats and ours was one of them I thought “ oh sHT Deion got another one”…

 

[gordonsolie]

They don't NEED running backs! I mean, they were planning on taking three, BUT WHO NEEDS THEM ANYHOW? There's always "next year"!


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Thank God they have Lingard in that stable of RBs.

 

[jhtheking]

Their “insider” is saying Miami (Cristobal) promised this kid he’d be the starting running back, a decent prospect (sure, but he’s not Adrian Peterson) prior to taking a single snap in camp. The same Mario Cristobal that looked everyone in the eye and said despite having one of the best qbs in the country, there are no guaranteed spots. He’ll promise a job to a 17 year old running back, but not the best qb in the conference. That’s what we are supposed to believe?

Their "insider" should have just lost all credibility with that, but their fanbase is too dumb to see it. Goes from thinking it will not be Miami, to having inside info that Cristobal promised him the starting role. Wtf

 

[OldhamA]

Anyone that mentions Lingard as an option in your RB room should be instantly banned.

Isn't he like a 5th year senior with about 5 career carries at this point?

 

[George84]

Thank God they have Lingard in that stable of RBs.

LMAO was about to say the same thing

 

[HTXCane]

They are openly bragging that they are getting Perkins because they were able to pay him the most but are saying Miami is dirty and paying players?

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

How long before they turn on Gaypier?

 

[Mnhurricane]

Maybe they still have time to get the new state of the art Gaytor Flipz machine going that Gapier was gonna bring with him???? Basking in tears today

 

[MikeCane18]

Well Well Well boys...

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Oh, but Mario made false promises and "lied" to Citizen, and he is too dumb to realize it...


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Hold on... "Don't need to lie to kids to get them to come to UF...."
@RVACane do we have the old Turdbarrel Slaton comments somewhere in this thread where these same dudes were saying to lie to him about playing DL vs. OL to get him signed? My memory might be off, but I could have sworn that was their stance during that recruitment.

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

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"We might really go 0 for everyone" gave me incredible joy. I didn't know that tears could be so satisfying, but I don't even think I need to eat lunch anymore!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Memories...