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RVACane said:
They take it to an unparalleled level. No one on here does this the same way. They’d get destroyed.
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100%. You have several clowns over there literally arguing over 2/10 of a point rating reductions, and even getting mad that players receiving bumps were not given a big enough bump. In the grand scheme of things, their overall recruiting class rating went down a fraction of a point. Yet these jorts-wearing crybabies have their pitchforks out and are cancelling subscriptions.

Sure, we might say some of our guys are underrated by the recruiting services and deserve a 4th star (like Rodriguez, Davis, and Troutman, and, until recently, Brashard Smith). But we don't get into absurd levels of minutia about fractions of a point, break out an abacus and TI-82 to perform complex **** maths, or threaten 247 over ratings bumps that are (perceived as) not big enough. That level of delusional whining - in particular during what looks like their best season since Tim "the ******** Collector" Tebow was practicing abstinence with Aaron "Hold my Poocket" Hernandez - is reserved for UiF fanboys. Like Aaron Hernandez during prisoner leisure time, UiF fans are always the clear bottom.
 
RVACane said:
I don’t have him figured out like you. He’s coaching an elite passing game. He went with Franks over Trask though and I think Emory Jones is nothing special but the passing game is on fire.

He has some good position coaching on both sides of the ball and that helps a lot. Not sure how you arrive at Mullet knowing DL or OL for that matter. Is it Mullet the Evaluator there or is it Mullet the Executive bc he hired mostly good assistants?
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LOL - who says he knows DL’s? He’s a good offensive in game tactician. With some good coaching on the offensive side. That’s it. He’s a horrific recruiter. His defense is horrific,

Tell me about his amazing record at Mississippi State, and how he well he did against P5 teams with winning records.

He caught UGA and racist Kurby on an offensive downslide this year. Remember, UGA is a team that let a Heisman caliber QB go for no reason. And if he is such a great quarterback whisperer, don’t forget the only reason that Trask is starting is because Frankenfurter got hurt.

But we have our group of posters here that want to suck his **** on the regular, because that’s how some people here roll, with their fake *** keeping it real bullshlt. This guys an average 9 win every year type coach, he’ll keep them in games with his offensive playcalling, but his terrible recruiting will never get them over the top. And whose players is he winning with now?

Remember sharkfvckers first two or three years. Keep that in mind over the next couple of years. At least the fish violator could recruit
 
The Gators think Andrew Ivins, aka Mr SEC Wannabe aka The Original Hedger, who went to a different South Florida school, covered Notre Dame and is from Seminole County, is overrating Miami recruits on Miami’s behalf because of his fandom for the Hurricanes😂😂😭😭

Next youre gonna tell me they said Breshard Smith got a bump to appease Miami’s MASSIVE 247 subscriber base and not because he a ran a verified 4.46 a couple months ago...
 
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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
LOL - who says he knows DL’s? He’s a good offensive in game tactician. With some good coaching on the offensive side. That’s it. He’s a horrific recruiter. His defense is horrific,

Tell me about his amazing record at Mississippi State, and how he well he did against P5 teams with winning records.

He caught UGA and racist Kurby on an offensive downslide this year. Remember, UGA is a team that let a Heisman caliber QB go for no reason. And if he is such a great quarterback whisperer, don’t forget the only reason that Trask is starting is because Frankenfurter got hurt.

But we have our group of posters here that want to suck his **** on the regular, because that’s how some people here roll, with their fake *** keeping it real bullshlt. This guys an average 9 win every year type coach, he’ll keep them in games with his offensive playcalling, but his terrible recruiting will never get them over the top. And whose players is he winning with now?

Remember sharkfvckers first two or three years. Keep that in mind over the next couple of years. At least the fish violator could recruit
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Plus, Miami interviewed Mullet TWICE, and passed on him both times.

How bad does Mullet have to botch the interview to lose out to guys of Shannon's and Golden's caliber?
 
ThomasG954 said:
The Gators think Andrew Ivins, aka Mr SEC Wannabe aka The Original Hedger, who went to a different South Florida school, covered Notre Dame and is from Seminole County, is overrating Miami recruits on Miami’s behalf because of his fandom for the Hurricanes😂😂😭😭

Next youre gonna tell me they said Breshard Smith got a bump to appease Miami’s MASSIVE 247 subscriber base and not because he a ran a verified 4.46 a couple months ago...
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Oh good lord, Ivins went to LYMAN High School? That explains a lot.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Plus, Miami interviewed Mullet TWICE, and passed on him both times.

How bad does Mullet have to botch the interview to lose out to guys of Shannon's and Golden's caliber?
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People forget he had the worst P5 winning percentage of all coaches against ranked teams when he was at Miss State.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Also, does anyone else notice how Gaytor fans scream BLOODY MURDER when their top recruits are "rated lower on 247 than on Rivals", but say NOTHING when long-snapper savants like Rocco Underwood Adrein Strickland and Sgt. Jake Slaughter are rated higher on 247 than they are on Rivals?
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Sir, this is straight from the First Rule of **** Maths...

Whenever a UiF commit has different ratings among the 3 major rating services, you always take the highest rating when calculating the class ranking. However, should that commit flip to another school (unlikely... we probably dropped him), immediately revert to the player's lowest ranking when recalculating the ranking.

Not to be confused with the Second Rule of **** Maths...

Whenever a UiF target commits to another school, immediately utilize the lowest rating of from the 3 major rating services when calculating the impact on the other school's class. Should UiF flip the recruit (we will, don't worry), use the highest rating when calculating UiF's new class ranking.
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
Sir, this is straight from the First Rule of **** Maths...

Whenever a UiF commit has different ratings among the 3 major rating services, you always take the highest rating when calculating the class ranking. However, should that commit flip to another school (unlikely... we probably dropped him), immediately revert to the player's lowest ranking when recalculating the ranking.

Not to be confused with the Second Rule of **** Maths...

Whenever a UiF target commits to another school, immediately utilize the lowest rating of from the 3 major rating services when calculating the impact on the other school's class. Should UiF flip the recruit (we will, don't worry), use the highest rating when calculating UiF's new class ranking.
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Also, the First Rule of Gaytor Paranoia...

Whenever the 247 rating for a player is below the rating on Rivals or ESPN, then the 247 writers are biased against Gaytor Brand Nation. Whenever the Rivals rating for a player is below the rating on 247 or ESPN, then the Rivals writers are biased against Gaytor Brand Nation. And whenever the ESPN rating for a player is below the rating on 247 or Rivals, then the entire ESPN Network is biased against Gaytor Brand Nation and is made up entirely of Alabama, Georgia, and LSU graduates.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Also, the First Rule of Gaytor Paranoia...

Whenever the 247 rating for a player is below the rating on Rivals or ESPN, then the 247 writers are biased against Gaytor Brand Nation. Whenever the Rivals rating for a player is below the rating on 247 or ESPN, then the Rivals writers are biased against Gaytor Brand Nation. And whenever the ESPN rating for a player is below the rating on 247 or Rivals, then the entire ESPN Network is biased against Gaytor Brand Nation and is made up entirely of Alabama, Georgia, and LSU graduates.
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They refer to it as the First Rule of **** Media Bias, but otherwise 100% accurate.
 
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DPCane said:
You’re a hero.
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RVACane said:
I don’t have him figured out like you. He’s coaching an elite passing game. He went with Franks over Trask though and I think Emory Jones is nothing special but the passing game is on fire.

He has some good position coaching on both sides of the ball and that helps a lot. Not sure how you arrive at Mullet knowing DL or OL for that matter. Is it Mullet the Evaluator there or is it Mullet the Executive bc he hired mostly good assistants?
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He went to Trask not because of evaluations but because Franks got hurt.If Franks doesn’t get hurt Trask might not even be playing this year..let that marinate a while...the QB guru having the guy breaking records this year standing next to him while Frankfurtef was stinking up the place.
 
Cajuncane said:
He went to Trask not because of evaluations but because Franks got hurt.If Franks doesn’t get hurt Trask might not even be playing this year..let that marinate a while...the QB guru having the guy breaking records this year standing next to him while Frankfurtef was stinking up the place.
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I think Franks is playing better this year.
 
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