So let's get this straight, and summarize what I have learned from the Gaytor porsters...
1. Kyle Trash is still a Heisman Trophy Finalist, he doesn't need those 3 WRs, he's got combo TE/WRs, he's got long-snappers, and he's got Lingard (the next combo player). I am also hearing rumors that the Gaytors will be moving Turdbarrel from DT to WR (and claiming him as a 4-star WR, in addition to his 4-star DL and 4-star OL rating).
2. Kyle Pitts is now on the Biletnikoff Watch List in addition to the Mackey Award list, a Heisman Finalist, the Groza short list, and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy front-runner.
3. Lorenzo Lingard has been named the starting punter, as well as a wide receiver. The Gaytors discovered that the Miami doctors did an amazing job of rebuilding Lingard's knee, saying that UM made him "better than he was before, better, faster, stronger." Lingard is so indebted to the Miami doctors that he has decided to wear the jersey number of Brian Monroe this season, as he plays both WR and P.
4. The Gaytors WR room is both the best in the country and "trash".
5. Mrs. Mullet is upset that she will now get 4 fewer kisses per game. UiF epidemiologists, though, are elated.