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Sadly the crystal balls kinda took some of the sting out of Gator Tears...there will still be a meltdown but not as epic as it could have been.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
I truly cannot figure out this insane graphic on the jeans jacket.

So...a gaytor is trapped in a closet...the American flag is the only thing keeping the gaytor trapped in the closet...one side of the flag has a Gaytor logo superimposed and rotated 90 degrees...but then a person grabs the flag with his hand reversed, and only pulls it down partially, as if he is trying to peep on the gaytor as it strokes its lizard ****...and now the gaytor is mad and is going to punch the peeping tom...

Do I have this right?
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It looks like a zombie hand.
 
MiamiChris said:
Look at this ugly *** jacket

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Hold on, man. You combine that jacket with a sweet pair of 'Merica jorts...

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Add a manly pair of Land of the Free boots...

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Top it all off with this man's hat...

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And you have yourself an ensemble that'll make any True-Blue American Man's 3-toothed cousin drop her panties. Every ****'s wet dream.
 
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I learn new stuff from JohnsJeansJeans-shorts all the time...

Like that UM built its own stadium...far away from the City of Miami...impressive.

And UF was a "presence" in Gainesville long before the University of Miami was built. Uh, sure, he got me there. Gainesville became the home of The University of Florida in 1903. The University of Miami was only founded in 1925. Although, in all fairness, the University of Florida didn't start admitting women as full-time students until 1946 and Blacks in 1962. But, yes, UF was a white-male "presence" in Gainesville from 1903.

Also, colleges/universities have to "make the history" of the cities they are in. I have no idea what that means. Never mind the fact that Coral Gables was the first master-planned city in the United States of America (Coral Gables) and the centerpiece of the plan was a world-class university.

Finally, please take note of the fact that a university has to be able to "afford" an "actual large student enrollment". I did not realize this. All along, I was under the impression that an "actual large student enrollment" at a state university was predicated on state taxpayer funding, which is not something that private schools receive.

Boy, that Jeans-shorts character has really taught me a lot today.
 
TrumpyCane said:
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The school has no relationship with the city. Also, the school is the largest private employer in Miami-Dade County. 🤔

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