Tears Gator Tears

[Midlo Cane Fan]

From Urban Dictionary:


Gator Tears!
An expression from Southern Louisiana used to express extreme anger or frustration as a result of, but not limited to, stubbing one's toe upon the side of a pirogue, being bitten by an overgrown nutria, watching one's lover cheat or insult you, responding to a scream in frustration, causing an alligator to release salty liquid from its eyes, forgetting an important date, getting trapped within an underground tunnel system, eating a rancid bowl of jambalaya, accidentally losing something, or any other frustrating, egregious, or angering situation.

Used also as a heightened and/or more raunchy form for such words as crap, ****, ****, **** or any other interjection.

Gator Tears! should not be used freely while in Louisiana and should be reserved for any horrible situation but is socially acceptable and often encouraged to be used among naive foreign, non-Louisiana communitites
I left all of my **** at home and am now gonna be completely lost and screwed, Gator Tears!

 

[Plzwork4]

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You can't have a Royal Flush before the flop. J/S

 

[Fluffhead]

Oh, ****E, can someone give a better/more-complete picture of the gaytorbait519 post that starts out "Dude you are so desperate."?

It looks like FINALLY someone gave some accurate info (GAYTA BETA) on Marshall being an Alabama-UM final two, and now 519 is about to lose his mind.

Thanks in advance!

Pretty sure GatorBait519 was the guy who last night said he knew the screenshots were fake but let's push em anyways because it can't hurt.

 

[RVACane]

I love that Gaytor fan getting his hopes up based on what Gainesville-based MODERATORS are saying, which is clearly more accurate than what MIAMI-AREA COACHES are saying.

In spite of geography. And COVID. And common sense.

And, for what it's worth, Blake had a 5-confidence CB for Taylor to UiF...right before he flipped it to UM...

So, yeah, at any given moment, the Gaytor "moderators" should have the full trust of the Gaytor fans. Especially the one who looks like Peter Griffin.

Somewhere one of them said Marshall’s friends wouldn’t be doing anything after high school and so they’re all in his ear to stay home. What a ******* *** gaytor.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Pretty sure GatorBait519 was the guy who last night said he knew the screenshots were fake but let's push em anyways because it can't hurt.

I believe that you are correct, sir.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Somewhere one of them said Marshall’s friends wouldn’t be doing anything after high school and so they’re all in his ear to stay home. What a ******* *** gaytor.

Yeah. Sure.

Kids living in an upper-middle class area (Palmetto), who graduate from one of the better high schools in Dade (Palmetto) are going to be "doing nothing" after high school.

I know it's more subtle, but that is one of the most insulting racist comments I've heard from a Gaytor fan. That Gaytor has applied "lazy" to an entire section of Dade County based on...what...the race of a couple of football players?

All the "friends" of black football players will be unemployed a year out of high school?

What in the actual fvck? Do they put racist steroids in all the food in KKK-ainesville?

 

[Canes2082]

Somewhere one of them said Marshall’s friends wouldn’t be doing anything after high school and so they’re all in his ear to stay home. What a ******* *** gaytor.

Do I sense some racial undertones in what that gator said??

 

[RVACane]

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Oh now I see one of them acknowledges us as a rival.

 

[RVACane]

Pretty sure GatorBait519 was the guy who last night said he knew the screenshots were fake but let's push em anyways because it can't hurt.

Yes

 

[RVACane]

Do I sense some racial undertones in what that gator said??

Unreal isn’t it?

 

[oso4lyf]

Unreal isn’t it?

Seems like a good screenshot to post on the twitter machine.

Just sayin'

 

[hharvey09]

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#NeverForget

Never gets old

 

[TerragonSix]

You are a cold, heartless, mean mean person. How dare you steal this hope from the Gaytors. They go to sleep dreaming of their long snapper executing a fumblerooski snap to himself where he then picks up the ball himself and passes it himself to himself where he then catches the ball, crosses the goal line, and is mobbed in the end zone by himself.

Mullet is already lobbying the NCAA to change the rules to allow the long snapper to be an eligible receiver, as well as an eligible punter, an eligible kicker, and a position coach who does not count against the NCAA coaching staff limitations.

Do NOT steal this fantasy from the Gaytors. We have already stolen their hopes, their recruits, and their women. Let them have the dream of the touchdown-scoring long snapper.

This is something I think I would write after I've had a few drinks and was in a vengeful mood.

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I absolutely love it.

 

[RVACane]

Seems like a good screenshot to post on the twitter machine.

Just sayin'

This is exactly what the ******* gaytor fan said concerning Jason Marshall per the screenshot from @djnellz

 

[oso4lyf]

All he's missing is a Gator Bait at the end and it's your typical Gata fan

 

[TRick72]

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Gata Beta calling Blake out for sunshine pumping their board and constantly feeding them BS. Now he’s asking that if he’s banned to trade him to Miami board????

 

[TRick72]

#MOARTEARS...

P.S. @TheOriginalCane there's no logic. It's the gaytor.

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Wait Blake not only sucks at his job but he can’t spell “becuase”???

 

[Brains]

From Urban Dictionary:


Gator Tears!
An expression from Southern Louisiana used to express extreme anger or frustration as a result of, but not limited to, stubbing one's toe upon the side of a pirogue, being bitten by an overgrown nutria, watching one's lover cheat or insult you, responding to a scream in frustration, causing an alligator to release salty liquid from its eyes, forgetting an important date, getting trapped within an underground tunnel system, eating a rancid bowl of jambalaya, accidentally losing something, or any other frustrating, egregious, or angering situation.

Used also as a heightened and/or more raunchy form for such words as crap, ****, ****, **** or any other interjection.

Gator Tears! should not be used freely while in Louisiana and should be reserved for any horrible situation but is socially acceptable and often encouraged to be used among naive foreign, non-Louisiana communitites
I left all of my **** at home and am now gonna be completely lost and screwed, Gator Tears!

This thread is delivering more than the Mailman, Jesus Christ, and Domino's combined.

 

[Brains]

This is exactly what the ******* gaytor fan said concerning Jason Marshall per the screenshot from @djnellz

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What exactly do you dorks have "going on" in Hogtown?

 

[Dwinstitles]

Gator fans are fuqin annoying....if u didn't know anything about cfb u would they they won 10 national championships the way they talk