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Hoyacane1620 said:
Which Mullen has been doing on the reg.... how many kids does he lose each cycle to "not qualifying" or some other stupid reason...
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Yeah, this is key.

Even my fellow Gaytor hater, RVA Cane, will acknowledge that they will probably still field a Top 15 class even after whiffing at Palmetto, but the Gaytor fans consider that to be a total disaster.

Meanwhile, they boast over what a great "on-field" coaching staff they have. If that was the case, then a "Top 15" recruiting class every year, with a little bit of that great "coaching", should be a perennial contender in the SEC-SEC-SEC.

But, no, the Gaytor fans MUST have that "Top 5 recruiting class" cache, even though it has been fools gold for the last few years, with all the red-flag blue-chips that they've signed.

As usual, by using deficient Gaytor Mathz, the Gaytor fans believe that if they just land Top 5 classes every year, then the shortest distance between two points MUST be that the Gaytors will be a Top 5 "on-field" team every year.

Gaytor delusions are the best.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
Yeah, this is key.

Even my fellow Gaytor hater, RVA Cane, will acknowledge that they will probably still field a Top 15 class even after whiffing at Palmetto, but the Gaytor fans consider that to be a total disaster.

Meanwhile, they boast over what a great "on-field" coaching staff they have. If that was the case, then a "Top 15" recruiting class every year, with a little bit of that great "coaching", should be a perennial contender in the SEC-SEC-SEC.

But, no, the Gaytor fans MUST have that "Top 5 recruiting class" cache, even though it has been fools gold for the last few years, with all the red-flag blue-chips that they've signed.

As usual, by using deficient Gaytor Mathz, the Gaytor fans believe that if they just land Top 5 classes every year, then the shortest distance between two points MUST be that the Gaytors will be a Top 5 "on-field" team every year.

Gaytor delusions are the best.
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I couldn’t have even remotely said it better than this.
 
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UMovement said:
Things you will see on August 6th:

Gaytas in disbelief...
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Skinned gaytas...
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Smoked gaytas...
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Gaytas in accidents...
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Suicidal gaytas...
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Gaytas castrations...
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gaytas meth lab explosions...
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gaytas acting like monkeys...
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gaytas last dance...
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And of course - gaytas blue angel deaths... carry on.
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I gotta special dance just for you, Daddy....
 
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Hoyacane1620 said:
Also, I don't think Alderman really believes that UF is still in it. He's got to keep the membership coming back for more. There's one poster who seems to get it - calls himself JeffDemps -

"Right, eveyone does know, but it’s pretty obvious that the 247 staff has been asked to keep it quiet out of respect. Ivins has the inside info in Coral Gables.

Blake was told to keep the J Brooks commitment quiet and he did. Ivins came across the J Brooks info independently and immediately dropped a CB. Don’t be so naive."


Alderman denied this was the case but no one believes him. Alderman said "I mainly don’t want to change my pick unless I know for sure. Because I’d hate to have to change it and then have to change it back." Pretty lame if you ask me...
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10 pages back I said they would blame Alderman for not doing whatever they think Ivins did. Glad to see they did not disappoint.

www.canesinsight.com

Tears - Gator Tears

Blake is gonna get destroyed so bad by them lol..... he has been lying to them because he said that he felt UF still led only a week ago, but then says its trending our way and has been "picking up in recent weeks" I warned them all , yet they wouldn’t listen. I even warned the writers but...
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TheOriginalCane said:
Didn't you hear the news? In order to catch up to Miami's two 30-for-30 documentaries, UiF is commissioning a sequel to their first (very) successful 30-for-30 documentary (on Aaron Hernandez).

The second Gaytors doc is going to focus on how UiF went from being an exclusively white male educational institution with a horribly racist "Gaytor Bait" chant to a much more progressive and predominantly white male educational institution with the most widely recognized and iconic alligator "brand", and that ONLY ONCE did the institution mistakenly put a picture of a crocodile on the cover of the media guide.

Check your local cable listings for broadcast dates and times.
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Quite literally, that might be one of the most fundamental differences between UM fans and The Gaytor fans.

UM fans want to play Uif every single year.

Gaytor fans generate every excuse in the book. We aren't traditional rivals (we are). Stadium. Tickets. Quality inter-sectional games. UM fans attacked our band. SEC-SEC-SEC is so strong.

To make matters worse, Miami is the PERFECT game for UiF, as they never have to leave the State of Florida (even when they are on the road). They can continue their 30 year history of rarely (if ever) leaving Florida for OOC games.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Quite literally, that might be one of the most fundamental differences between UM fans and The Gaytor fans.

UM fans want to play Uif every single year.

Gaytor fans generate every excuse in the book. We aren't traditional rivals (we are). Stadium. Tickets. Quality inter-sectional games. UM fans attacked our band. SEC-SEC-SEC is so strong.

To make matters worse, Miami is the PERFECT game for UiF, as they never have to leave the State of Florida (even when they are on the road). They can continue their 30 year history of rarely (if ever) leaving Florida for OOC games.
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Don't forget the old, "We already play OOC against F$U every year" excuse. They love that one.
 
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wspcane said:
10 pages back I said they would blame Alderman for not doing whatever they think Ivins did. Glad to see they did not disappoint.

www.canesinsight.com

Tears - Gator Tears

Blake is gonna get destroyed so bad by them lol..... he has been lying to them because he said that he felt UF still led only a week ago, but then says its trending our way and has been "picking up in recent weeks" I warned them all , yet they wouldn’t listen. I even warned the writers but...
www.canesinsight.com www.canesinsight.com
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Its so easy to predict their reactions. I wish predicting my wifes reactions were the same
 
theribdoctor said:
only because the state forces them to. seriously how often do they leave the state to play anyone?
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Assuming you meant out of conference as obviously they play other SEC teams out of state but to seriously answer your question... about once every 15 years.

In 1991 they played Syracuse at Syracuse (lost)
In 2017 they played Michigan at Jerry's World so not technically an away game but they left Florida (lost)
The last time they won an OOS out-of conference game was in 1989 against a 2-9 Memphis State team
The last time they won an OOS out-of-conference regular season game against a team with a winning record....1947
 
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