Tears Gator Tears

Cajuncane · Jul 11, 2020

pacusmc said:
“Bro, my boy is a lawyer he can totally get you off”

Every millionaire I know are on a first name basis type of relationship with their lawyer. One of the things I would do if I am Miami is have all of my players understand that an accountant and a lawyer should be on of the first relationships established as soon as you make yourself draft eligible. I would have players come give lectures about the best and worst decisions they’ve made. I guaranteed poor counsel and money managing would be at the top!!
I would definitely make it part of the U network. Not some dudes that hang in the parking lot outside the Hecht. I know this is a sore spot for Penny but I can only imagine the poison that surrounds these guys.

Yea but the turds couldn’t give those lectures cause their crimes carry a longer statue of limitations and some like murder don’t have any..

Cajuncane · Jul 11, 2020

Cribby said:
More salt to the gator wounds to come .....

That that little girl with the umbrella on the Morton salt container may be the most appropriate symbol ever used when it comes to gayturd fans...

Koke · Jul 11, 2020

What’s the story on Stampini and the first Paradise camp?

WPB Cane · Jul 11, 2020

Palmetto DB Jason Marshall likes the idea of Palmetto 5 joining da Bulls at the U

IMAGINE THE TEARS

RVACane · Jul 11, 2020

Koke said:
What’s the story on Stampini and the first Paradise camp?

Apparently some Cane legends were at a camp at UM - maybe Paradise??? - and they’re not supposed to participate in coaching by rule I believe and Stampenis went and snitched us out to the NCAA.

Cajuncane · Jul 11, 2020

Palm beach cane said:
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Palmetto DB Jason Marshall likes the idea of Palmetto 5 joining da Bulls at the U

IMAGINE THE TEARS

Gonna have to get a bigger umbrella and build a bigger boat..

Canes2082 · Jul 11, 2020

Koke said:
What’s the story on Stampini and the first Paradise camp?

When Richt brought back former alumni to help coach the event he supposedly called the NCAA to tell them what was going on because he thought it was illegal to do that.

The fact we had multiple former NFL and current NFL players, who were not busts like UF produces and NFL HOF and UF basically can only point to Emmitt Smith turned him into a baby back bi*ch

Cajuncane · Jul 11, 2020

Canes2082 said:
When Richt brought back former alumni to help coach the event he supposedly called the NCAA to tell them what was going on because he thought it was illegal to do that.

The fact we had multiple former NFL and current NFL players, who were not busts like UF produces and NFL HOF and UF basically can only point to Emmitt Smith turned him into a baby back bi*ch

And Emmitt might not have come to a camp of theirs if they’d sent a car with a hooker on board..

Cryptical Envelopment · Jul 11, 2020

KWConch said:
And Emmitt might not have come to a camp of theirs if they’d sent a car with a hooker on board..

I remember when ES was a Cowboy, and there were a ton of Canes on that team, Emmitt said he was an honorary Hurricane. The hate runs back, and deep.

77cane · Jul 11, 2020

The Gainesville Sun is quoting Gator fans as saying, " Furniture is moving by itself, as we continue to see apparitions of Edward Reed". Also, an Orange and Green mist has been Rolling through Gator nation causing mass hysteria.

SpikeUM · Jul 11, 2020

Oh Oh.....heard from a good source that to counteract Baba Yaga, the Turds have hired Baba Wawa......

CaneDog66 · Jul 11, 2020

RVACane said:
They’re just the gift that keeps on giving.

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Wow. Just um, yeah wow. That’s all RVA carry on your great work sir