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TheOriginalCane said:
This is what they expect to return for 2021:

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Emory Jones at QB - OK, maybe
Probably Lorenzo at starting RB - no comment
Pouncey/Copeland/Shorter at WR (they still list Leonard Manuel too, how cute)
Gamble/Zip at TE
Thin at OT, VERY thin - missing matters
OG might be OK - if Ethan White re-gains 150 pounds
Center - double-down on knee braces and tape
DT - ooooof, that's gotta hurt
DE - uh, yeah
Rush End - Top-heavy, not much in recruiting lately (or yet)
LB - definitely top-heavy
CB - light at the top, so they need all the new guys' hearts to grow three sizes this Christmas
Safety - what in the factual uck? And Miami fans complain about Rumph
K - fine for now
P - who knows


Gaytors are praying for a RB to return Knox's calls, interior OL help, the Palmetto kids to save the day, and for safeties to start growing on trees. Oh, and a gift-from-God QB to boost the class ranking. Gaytors might need to use their last 5 spots on JuCo/Grad Transfer DTs, Safeties, and OLs.
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This is when all the non-qualifiers, guys getting kicked off the team and guys transferring after two practices will start to really hurt them. They're still OK depth wise for 2020 because they've still got leftover Mac recruits but the fact that almost 1 out of every 4 kids Mullet signs leaves the team will catch up starting in 2021. It's impossible to hit on every guy you sign. There's always going to be busts. You have to hedge your bets by bringing in 25 guys (or close to) every year. If you keep losing signees every year, you almost have to hit on 100% of the guys who actually stay on campus to succeed and that's pretty much impossible. We know this for fact after watching Miami have to deal with these issues for years. It takes a long time to rebuild all that lost depth. You have to rely on transfers more and most of those guys you're only getting for a year or two tops.
 
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IndayArtHauz said:
What an embarrassment.
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It's unfortunate. There's very little shame left in some corners - remote corners - where you'll find dust, debris, organic plant remains, bug doo-doo, remains of dessicated bugs, and such comments we were all exposed to.

It's enough to make a grown man of sensitivity weep. Empathy for those of limited perspectives is to be admired - but not excused - especially Gators fans. Their gene pool is barely deep enough to get the bottom of one's feet wet - and only one foot at that.

A moment of silence for them is appropriate - so we can giggle quietly and in private - at everything - Gator.
 
UMFarArcher said:
It's unfortunate. There's very little shame left in some corners - remote corners - where you'll find dust, debris, organic plant remains, bug doo-doo, remains of dessicated bugs, and such comments we were all exposed to.

It's enough to make a grown man of sensitivity weep. Empathy for those of limited perspectives is to be admired - but not excused - especially Gators fans. Their gene pool is barely deep enough to get the bottom of one's feet wet - and only one foot at that.

A moment of silence for them is appropriate - so we can giggle quietly and in private - at everything - Gator.
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Moment of silence observed, Farchie.
 
UF didn’t recruit knighton hard until they knew they’d missed on their top two targets then they came calling. Knighton told them to pull down their pants and make sweet , gentle love to their own face. They 100 % didn’t pass on him, he just wasn’t their top option.

These dudes are so delusional it’s scary.
 
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