Tears Gator Tears

[Mikeiavelli]

I don’t have the superior intellect to understand gaytor mathz and gaytor logicz. Don’t even get me started on the gaytor flipz TI 3000 calculator. That’s way above my pay grade

It's a gaytorLogix Ti83plus I picked up on eBay last year.

It kept saying Kirbys ***** every time I put in a flipz percentage.

Now when I try to get a calculation on the over under...win chances...it keeps saying Mannys *****.

The seller says it's broken...I say its working just fine.

 

[hoops156]

Karen from the top rope.

she deserves a follow. thats a good one

 

[305407cane]

Lmao love Andrew chatfield third string. He will be in the portal in a year

 

[DTP]

Lmao love Andrew chatfield third string. He will be in the portal in a year

I'm sure FIU could use a tweener DE

 

[Hegemon]

So Delance is playing now? He was on crutches a few days ago.

Is he playing?

 

[FL Cane]

This is exactly what I’m talking about. How we go from raw talent advantages turning into “adjusted” advantages for the gaytor.

It's part of the cycle, never fails with them. I posted about it a few weeks ago. We're less than a week out from gameday so all the posts convincing themselves of their invincibility are starting to be posted. @RVACane, you're about to see the most mind-boggling non-sensical posts on their boards over the next few days.

By the time Friday afternoon or Saturday morning rolls around, they'll start talking about how quality of a win it'll be and how they're dark horse playoff contenders.

 

[Canes2082]

Karen from the top rope.

 

[RVACane]

Is he playing?

He’s being listed as the starter so apparently, unless Mullet is making the call at game time.

 

[UMFarArcher]

that was horrible

It really was.

that was horrible

Maybe it was fine, but your reading rhythm is somewhat - off.

One must have a refined, practiced artistic interpretation flow-valve that permits rhythmic waves of emotion. You might want to see a doctor.

 

[RVACane]

 

[Sigma_Cane_7]

They better not send delance out there less than 100 percent. I knew mullen would do that.

Gameday scratch for sure. Chex not Checkers, right?

 

[aamartin31]

 

[Sigma_Cane_7]

Oh look, more gaytor Maths. I’ll provide a link here:

Week 0 - Position Breakdown based on the 247 Roster Ratings

Week 0 - Position Breakdown based on the 247 Roster Ratings

247sports.com

So if someone can stomach reading it, I’m curious when looking at the chart below, how when we grade out with an advantage, does it become advantage gaytor or break even?

View attachment 94227

Got it. Raw number means we will skull **** them with 0 Roman Greco Lube.

 

[OldhamA]

Scooter Magruder is a parody YouTube account. I don't know what his actual team affiliation is but he's got some really funny college football, NFL, and NBA videos that mostly call out stereotypes of each fan base and etc.

Staying on topic, here's his "Stuff Gators Fans Say" video from a while back. I think he did an updated one that's more recent.

He went to UiF, so I'd imagine he's a Gator fan.

 

[RVACane]

 

[Canes2082]

I love that their guys are publicly talking **** while ours are saying nothing. Actions speak louder than words.

 

[Twin_Cane]

One thing I notice about Florida on offense is that they do not have any speedsters on the team beside that Wr toney (whose not a starter) and Hendo.

I think our speed will be a huge advantage for us

 

[NC_Canes_11]

Scooter Magruder is a parody YouTube account. I don't know what his actual team affiliation is but he's got some really funny college football, NFL, and NBA videos that mostly call out stereotypes of each fan base and etc.

Staying on topic, here's his "Stuff Gators Fans Say" video from a while back. I think he did an updated one that's more recent.

He’s an actual Florida fan, although I don’t think he’s being serious there. He might’ve gone to UF. Dude makes some funny videos though I’ll give him that.

 

[RVACane]

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

More flipzzz talk above. LOL