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TheOriginalCane said:
Doesn't matter. Talent is talent. Lorenzo Lingard is a 5-star quarterback.
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So Mullet is going to "gameplan" around a terrible offensive line by doing what, exactly? Unless he's planning on running a totally different offense than the one he's run his entire career, he's not hiding that bucket of turds they call a line.
 
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DTP said:
So Mullet is going to "gameplan" around a terrible offensive line by doing what, exactly? Unless he's planning on running a totally different offense than the one he's run his entire career, he's not hiding that bucket of turds they call a line.
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Quick short passes like in their Mississippi State game last year, per 1 of the screenshots.
 
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They continuously use last season's offense as a reference for why they're going to roll Miami this year despite the fact that Miami replaced their entire offensive staff and is running an entirely new offensive system. That in it's self would be stupid but it's even stupider because THEY DID THE EXACT SAME THING LAST YEAR. They went from 335.9 ypg under McSharkteef to 426.8 ypg under Mullett with a majority of the same players on offense. Their offense literally improved by almost 100 yards per game just by changing coaches and systems. Either they totally forgot that a coaching change can improve a team from 4 to 10 wins or they're so totally deranged that they think ONLY a gator coach can improve a team.
 
DTP said:
They continuously use last season's offense as a reference for why they're going to roll Miami this year despite the fact that Miami replaced their entire offensive staff and is running an entirely new offensive system. That in it's self would be stupid but it's even stupider because THEY DID THE EXACT SAME THING LAST YEAR. They went from 335.9 ypg under McSharkteef to 426.8 ypg under Mullett with a majority of the same players on offense. Their offense literally improved by almost 100 yards per game just by changing coaches and systems. Either they totally forgot that a coaching change can improve a team from 4 to 10 wins or they're so totally deranged that they think ONLY a gator coach can improve a team.
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Absolutely the latter. It applies to them but not us.
 
KevinCaneFace said:
I love their comments on our secondary as if we weren’t a top passing defense last year
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When Miami guys get drafted, we cannot possibly replace them. When Gaytors players get drafted, there is someone much better coming in the next year. ****, didn't you see that Gaytor poster talking about how bad Vosean Joseph (fifth round draft choice) was last year?

Clearly, the Gaytors are much improved after getting rid of all those bum draft picks.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
When Miami guys get drafted, we cannot possibly replace them. When Gaytors players get drafted, there is someone much better coming in the next year. ****, didn't you see that Gaytor poster talking about how bad Vosean Joseph (fifth round draft choice) was last year?

Clearly, the Gaytors are much improved after getting rid of all those bum draft picks.
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The best example of that is when **** fans said Driskell would be even better than Teblow
 
TheOriginalCane said:
I would imagine that he is talking about the Gaytors having 46 national championships in various sports.
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Wiki has them at 41 overall total Div 1 championships. Cool I guess?? Doesn't even put them in the top 20. Cornell has 78 so clearly it's a meaningful stat when applied to modern college football. FWIW Miami has 16.

SEC conference titles is at about 30, which is behind Big 10 anyway.
 
Does anyone notice anything GLARING about this Goldkamp article (and headline) about "OL development clear" and "transformation on the O-line is legitimate"?

I'm just curious if anyone else sees it...

247sports.com

Practice Notes: OL development clear, skill athletes jump out

Swamp247 provides some notes from the open portions of Florida's first practice in fall camp.
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TheOriginalCane said:
As we get closer to game time, I expect to see this more and more, but here goes...

There is a fundamental difference between how UM fans analyze the matchup and how Gaytor fans analyze the matchup.

UM fans are fact-based, they are science-based. We can analyze the UM OL and the UF OL and realize that both teams have question marks, both teams are going to need multiple players to step up and play to their potential, both teams could be victimized by the proper defensive scheme.

Gaytor fans are faith-based, as they invoke their false gawd, Mullet, and delude themselves into thinking that the perfect approach to a terrible OL is to "gameplan around the inexperienced OL". Gaytor fans believe in miracles, that somehow everything will fall into place for them, a QB who has always struggled against pressure will miraculously become a Heisman winner, that a power running back will suddenly be able to run behind 4 brand new starters, that a TE corps that has produced negligible statistical output will magically dominate 3 senior LBs.

It's just amazing to behold. That's what the fun part will be. If, for any reason, the Gaytors win the game, Miami fans will know EXACTLY why. We can analyze reality and assess what needs to be done for the rest of the season. But when Miami wins, the Gaytors will be a bunch of confused excuse-making dolts. They will make excuses. They will have 40 days and 40 nights of an excuse-deluge. They will wonder why their gawd Mullet has forsaken them. They will wail and gnash their teeth. They will wear sackcloth and ashes.

Can't wait. 29 days until the Gaytors lose their religion.
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They will immediately go from Mullet da Gaww to FIRE MULLET because he lost to an equally matched team talent wise seen as far inferior to them.
 
DTP said:
They continuously use last season's offense as a reference for why they're going to roll Miami this year despite the fact that Miami replaced their entire offensive staff and is running an entirely new offensive system. That in it's self would be stupid but it's even stupider because THEY DID THE EXACT SAME THING LAST YEAR. They went from 335.9 ypg under McSharkteef to 426.8 ypg under Mullett with a majority of the same players on offense. Their offense literally improved by almost 100 yards per game just by changing coaches and systems. Either they totally forgot that a coaching change can improve a team from 4 to 10 wins or they're so totally deranged that they think ONLY a gator coach can improve a team.
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This is the best part of all of their jabbering. They are too stupid to reflect and realize this.
 
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