Tears Gator Tears

[Canemang]

@DMoney said if we lose on 8/24, he’ll close this thread. That’s the most ludicrous thing. This thread isn’t about 1 game. We’re underdogs in that game and I think the pressure is on them. If this thread is shut I’ll start another. If that gets shut, I’ll start a board.

I know we see them for what they are because we have been on them for so long here. No one gets more insight into the insane mindset of the gaytor than this thread on this board.

He's correct in saying that. Lose to the Gates then there's no reason to have this thread. If kept, it should be changed to Canes tears

 

[joseermonfils]

I'm confused on why gator fans actually believe Mullen is this great coach they are actually saying he can coach with Saban and Dabo wtf lmao

 

[RVACane]

He's correct in saying that. Lose to the Gates then there's no reason to have this thread. If kept, it should be changed to Canes tears

You don’t get it.

You don’t have to read it or post here. We’ve done fine as we are.

 

[Hegemon]

@DMoney said if we lose on 8/24, he’ll close this thread. That’s the most ludicrous thing. This thread isn’t about 1 game. We’re underdogs in that game and I think the pressure is on them. If this thread is shut I’ll start another. If that gets shut, I’ll start a board.

I know we see them for what they are because we have been on them for so long here. No one gets more insight into the insane mindset of the gaytor than this thread on this board.

Why would the board owners cut off the most successful thread in their history?

Bruh we would have to close it. No question about it.

 

[TRick72]

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Correction Kimdom, Mullet is an overrated Corch and a **** recruiter. However, the arrogant delusional Corch who loses to UK at home for the 1st time in 30+ years and gets his *** waxed versus a Mizzou team yet shows no humility is not only the corch you need, it’s the corch you entire inbred toothless sister focking delusional fan base deserves. It’s almost as if he was created for this job.

But do not fret **** faithful, like clockwork gaytorFanMeth’s always unrealistic mock list is quickly becoming his delusional bipolar flipz list.

 

[canesplaymaker]

This would be a good morning for some bad news on Zip.

 

[RVACane]

Bruh we would have to close it. No question about it.

I don’t see how this thread is about 1 game. What am I missing?

I thought it was premature at the time but Nole Tears was started during a 5 or 6 game losing streak.

 

[RVACane]

Correction Kimdom, Mullet is an overrated Corch and a **** recruiter. However, the arrogant delusional Corch who loses to UK at home for the 1st time in 30+ years and gets his *** waxed versus a Mizzou team yet shows no humility is not only the corch you need, it’s the corch you entire inbred toothless sister focking delusional fan base deserves. It’s almost as if he was created for this job.

But do not fret **** faithful, like clockwork gaytorFanMeth’s always unrealistic mock list is quickly becoming his delusional bipolar flipz list.

at gaytorFanMeth.

That one is sticking.

 

[RVACane]

The gaytors are talking about hanging 40-60 points on us and shutting us out until they put their walk ons in for the 3rd. If they beat us by a small margin, are we out of business here???

 

[cocanes]

hate these fokyn delusional reptiles

 

[Hstokes1447]

GET YOURS

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Florida still has plenty of upward mobility on the 247Sports Composite Team Recruiting Rankings, as the Gators are very much in the mix for several elite prospects still. The Gators have a majority of the predictions on the 247Sports Crystal Ball for Live Oak (Fla.) Suwannee four-star offensive tackle Joshua Braun,

 

[JoNJoN]

This thread should be pinned and eternally unlockable. **** this thread should be given its own url such as gatortears.com or ufsuxdix.org

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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GET YOURS

At the bottom, it should say "2 million page views and counting".

 

[NicKane]

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My god RVA your commentary in the words of Seinfeld “that’s gold Jerry! Pure gold I tell you! Lol

 

[TheOriginalCane]

To ANYONE, all the way up to @DMoney , who thinks this thread should be closed due to the outcome of a game, you need to stop. Immediately.

This thread is not a game-preview thread. This thread is not focused on UM vs. UF in any comparable way. This thread is absolutely about the delusion of Gaytor fans, how insanely hypocritical they are, and how they lack any fundamental self-awareness of their insanity.

No matter who wins the game this August, the Gaytor fanbase will continue to be delusional. The reason for the creation of this thread will continue, probably forever.

Just look at the way that the Gaytor fans DEMONIZE every kid who decommits (or transfers out), and then compare it to their misplaced optimism about how they will flip anyone else's commits that they target. If you are telling me that we can no longer delight in mocking their hypocrisy because of one game, then that is just as insanely-misguided as the mindset of a typical Gaytors fan.

Tears threads have nothing to do with game outcomes. Tears threads are about mocking insane fans of other schools, whether we play them regularly or not, no matter who the Gaytor coach is, and regardless of whether we win or lose to them in any given year.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

The Gaytor spin never ends. The Gaytors are going to flipz a kid. But notice how the headline of the article is structured. The kid is an "SEC commit". Not a "Kentucky commit". No, that would dissuade Gaytor fans from reading, since they would be trying to flipz a kid from a "less talented" program. But you can **** sure bet that if the Gaytors were trying to flipz an Alabama commit, the headline would say so.

So so predictable and pathetic...

SEC commit to use UF official visit

Gators to host SEC commit on official visit

247sports.com

 

[Hstokes1447]

At the bottom, it should say "2 million page views and counting".

I will dd that to the back lol

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I will dd that to the back lol

Let me know when you are making the shirts. I will pre-pay.

 

[orange&green84]

Even Lexington Steele seems to have a baby **** when inside the monstrous gaping ****** that is turds fan base psyche.

This post just went at the top of the very thread. Congrats, friend!