Tears Gator Tears

[MovingZen]

How did u get your last post to look like a reddit thread?

I quoted both separately and then copy pasted the first inside the second. I wouldn't normally do that, but to mess with the gayte I needed both.

 

[RVACane]

 

[TrueFloridian]

Maybe that scrub Chatfield will actually get to play 8/24 with all these LB's running for their lives. I can picture all his missed tackles for being slow AF now.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

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L to the OH EL

A post that highlights their weird, almost pornographic obsession with recruiting rankings, using their delusional gaytor mathz, and then dovetails nicely to the gaytor flipz machine.

 

[flagator86]

Of course we have, he’s a Randy special from Miami

You made me laugh lol. Good one

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

Who can come up with a good Star Wars joke about the Gators? I want the punchline to be "Star Whores". I don't know enough about the movie to make it witty and funny.

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

Out of all the screenshots I've looked at that's been posted here I've never once seen the Gators talk about a players tape. They don't care if the player is actually good, they just want the perception to look like they are getting good players.

 

[RVACane]

Out of all the screenshots I've looked at that's been posted here I've never once seen the Gators talk about a players tape. They don't care if the player is actually good, they just want the perception to look like they are getting good players.

Yup. They are beyond obsessed with rankings and the perception they think their 247 class score gives off. In the thousands of gaytor posts that I’ve read since I started posting screenshots in “Gator Tears”, which is on page 1 of this thread, I’ve only seen comments about watching a kid’s tape a few times.

 

[RVACane]

Who can come up with a good Star Wars joke about the Gators? I want the punchline to be "Star Whores". I don't know enough about the movie to make it witty and funny.

Instead of “Force”, maybe we can substitute “Fours” in for 4 stars???

Star Whores, starring Darth gaytor:

Luke, may the Fours (& 5 stars) be with you.

 

[786Cane]

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Lucky for us that they don't have Flowe in that Mock; but it may be #18 (LB) and I just couldn't read the hieroglyphics.

 

[UMFarArcher]

Gator fans MUST get a single digit ranking number.

They were taught that "one" was to be counted on the digit finger that perpetually stays in their nose - that they trophy hunt with.

See? They have to take their shoes off to count beyond "ten."

 

[786Cane]

I probably should have clarified that a little better when I said I view him like Richt. I view him in the sense that his ceiling is 9 to 10 wins a year and maybe the occasional SEC Championship. As far as it goes character-wise he can't touch richt at all in that aspect

$EC East maybe. No chance at $EC Championship. He ain't sniffing one of those.

 

[786Cane]

Lets see what they'll say:

1. He wasn't that good anyway and only played in mop up duty
2. Scared to compete
3. We have higher rated players coming in behind him
4. What's this do to our class score from when he committed 2 years ago

POST OF THE DAY FO SHO!

 

[RedPill Stepdad]

Instead of “Force”, maybe we can substitute “Fours” in for 4 stars???

Star Whores, starring Darth gaytor:

Luke, may the Fours (& 5 stars) be with you.

Second one is a winner. Thanks man

 

[RVACane]

Second one is a winner. Thanks man

I was thinking it was all one thing. It’s Star Whores and the 2nd part is the quote.

 

[1mg of Epi]

Instead of “Force”, maybe we can substitute “Fours” in for 4 stars???

Star Whores, starring Darth gaytor:

Luke, may the Fours (& 5 stars) be with you.

May the “farce” be with you?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Star Whores Episode 1: The Decommit Menace
Star Whores Episode 2: Attack of the (Jalon) Jones
Star Whores Episode 3: Revenge of the Steele
Star Whores Episode 4: Yet Another New Hope
Star Whores Episode 5: Saban's Empire Strikes Back
Star Whores Episode 6: Return of the Seider
Star Whores Episode 7: The Flip Machine Awakens
Star Whores Episode 8: The Last Five-Star
Star Whores Episode 9: The Rise of the Class Ranking

 

[avax]

 

[RVACane]

May the “farce” be with you?

Is that from Mel Brooks/Space Balls???

 

[1mg of Epi]

Is that from Mel Brooks/Space Balls???

Im not sure!! Sounds like it should be, tho