1. Fire Coach D.
2. All Hail Coach D.
3. Fire Jethro.
4. All Hail Jethro.
5. ***** about Fisch.
6. Lament that Fisch was the living incarnation of Bill Walsh now that he's gone.
7. Doubt the Coley hire and question AG's judgement bringing him in.
8. Slurp Coley.
9. Go all in on Al Golden!
10. Micro criticize every single hire and decision Al Golden makes.
11. Say you will be happy if Miami goes 9-3 in the pre-season, winning 2 more games than last year.
12. Watch Miami go 4-0 against UF and 3 powder puffs and start to ***** about the polls, SOS, and everyone else.
13. ***** about Donna Shalala because in 1997 your favorite cable TV station told you not to like her and scream hysterically how she's HORRIBLE for UM Athletics.
14. Go back to talking about how you wouldn't trade Golden for any coach in America, ***** about how we're not in the top 10 with a #2 computer rating, discuss how Coach L has resurrected UM Basketball and how last year was amazing, all while *****ing about how expensive the cheapest major college sports tickets are while you sit in the newly constructed BankUnited Center, the new A-Rod Park, the new Cobb Center, and enjoy your free drinks inside the brand new $13M Schwartz Football Center Opening that you were invited to because you begrudgingly upped your Hurricane Club Membership from $75 to $250 kicking and screaming, while your idiot Gator neighbor had to make a $2k donation for the right to but Upper Deck season tickets for $800 while UF plays zero decent OOS comp.
lets go canes!!!!!