Forum Constants

[Chuckles]

In keeping with the spirit of the "can we afford Golden" thread let's have some fun and list all the forum constants.

Here's a start:

1. Any player/coach who is highly successful will leave early.
2. Any freshman, or sophomore who isn't playing is a bust.
3. Any QB being recruited is de facto better than last year's savior.
4. All SoFL players are better than oos players/All Hurricane greats were SoFL players.

Feel free to edit and enhance as you see fit.

 

[Consigliere]

5. Coach D sucks
6. Total D is the only thing that matters

 

[killacane]

When are we going to get an on campus stadium ... that only comes up every few weeks...

 

[Consigliere]

7. Golden needs to win a game today and stop giving interviews. By my count he has not beaten anyone today so he needs to STFU.

 

[Canediver]

8. Any recruit we want who commits to us and then gets another big time offer will automatically de-commit from us and go elsewhere.

 

[Port Knox]

Something about black cleats, not quite sure.

 

[Consigliere]

9. Jedd Fisch is the greatest offensive mind in the history of Tennis cough cough Football.

 

[DHucks]

Since we beat Florida, Cook, Lane, Clark, will all flip.

 

[canefordays]

Uncle Jethro is the worst DT recruiter.... EVER

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

We need green helmets now!

 

[btcane]

White unis.

 

[btcane]

"Da beg fint!"

 

[cubin10]

Coley can't coordinate the offense

 

[Jeepinjimmy]

I don't wanna _____ until we can prove we can stay ________......

 

[trUstno1]

Donna hates football only cares about academics

 

[tsimonitis]

Unlce Luke and Ice...

 

[dg151]

You can't run/recruit a 3-4 here. Or something. I'm not even ******* sure anymore.

 

[BODESLAM]

+1 THE LEGACY OF OUR 1st NATIONAL TITLE IN 2001 AND GRADUATION RATE FROM PAMPERS TO PULL-UPS FOR THE SOUTHBEACH CANE FANS WERE THE ONLY THING IN EXISTANCE......

 

[thegrimreefer]

________ "just gets it"

_________ "is a beast"

_________ is a "***"

"corch", "porsters", and countless other tired, cliche, unoriginal replies. This, coupled with a lack of knowledge about the team history, shows me there's a lot of Tweens on this site.

 

[bigmont80]

OP is a fpheg.

Oh wait, maybe that's just the WEZ.

And I was just stating that is said constantly. Not saying the OP is an actual fpheg.



/OP is a fpheg