2023 Five-Star IMG OL Francis Mauigoa... (Announcing July 4th at 3 pm EST COMMITS!!)

[RVACane]

Worthless degree and too much rain
Annual trip for some Georgia pain
You know you're bound to wind up dead
If you commit to Tennessee, Jed

Rich Ruiz step on your poor head
When Miami done you may wind up dead
Well, do you know it's like I said
Don't even bother with Tennessee Jed

Tennessee, Tennessee, that's a place I wouldn't even pee
Baby won't you carry me, away from Tennessee

Drink all day kiss your sisters all night
The law come to get you if you don't play right
Crystal Ball wrong and you'll be dead
If you commit to Tennessee, Jed

Danced with your cousin and cracked my spine
Jethro, come quick with the iodine
You'll cuddle with Nico, under the bed
If you commit to Tennessee, Jed

Tennessee, Tennessee, that's a place I wouldn't even pee
Baby won't you carry me, away from Tennessee

I run into boosters and Josh Heupel
The man keeps lying he's got nothing to sell
My doggie turned to me and he said
Let's run far from Tennessee Jed

I woke up a felin' mean
Went down to play the slot machine
The wheels turned around, and the letters read
Don't you commit to Tennessee Jed
Tennessee, Tennessee, that's a place I wouldn't even pee
Baby won't you carry me, off to Miami


Music: Jerome J. Garcia
Lyrics: Robert C. Hunter and Cryptical Envelopment

Here’s a lil song for them.

 

[jhtheking]

Fair to say gaby knows where he is going but doesn’t want to give it away outright. He’s hinting he’s coking to Miami in that update.

I don't think Gaby knows at all

 

[Zbrod95]

Fair to say gaby knows where he is going but doesn’t want to give it away outright. He’s hinting he’s coking to Miami in that update.

I don’t even think Gaby has any connections. I think he tells the fanbase whatever David Lake tells him.

 

[Canesq]

"Top 2... Or 3...."

That’s the **** I’m talking about. Like are you really trying to **** people off? I’m sure he reads the board.

He has to be gaslighting at this point.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Gaby’s latest conclusion:

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"Top 2... Or 3...."

Top 2 or 3?

WTF?

Any schlub could’ve said that.

 

[FrancisSawyer]

@1murhurricane do you have a prediction here? And if so what's your confidence level

 

[RVACane]

3:00. Maudes maybe we put this in the title of the thread, it’s been asked 500x and will be 500+ more in the next 16 hours.

Done. If he commits, we can add that in its place.

 

[TRick72]

The only insider that matters already definitively said Miami with his chest.

 

[LeavingJesusland]

Top 2 or 3?

WTF?

Any schlub could’ve said that.

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he'll give a vote of 5 or 6 for confidence

 

[TRick72]

On a side note, whatever happens tomorrow Heupel should immediately fire his agent for not landing him a lucrative NIL deal with Frank and Cosmo’s Mansiere….or is it The Bro

 

[bear]

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Dire wolf huh

 

[pfallstars]

Before anyone asks.

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Dude. You are like a renaissance master artist.

 

[FrancisSawyer]

It will be ASStronomical

@Baba Yaga

The board needs your personal guarantee sir.

 

[Baba Yaga]

@Baba Yaga

The board needs your personal guarantee sir.

 

[TRick72]

That’s the **** I’m talking about. Like are you really trying to **** people off? I’m sure he reads the board.

He has to be gaslighting at this point.

Problem is the board over there is full of 247 sycophants and not only do they never push back but they praise him when he gives these hard hitting “predictions”. They also attack the small minority that dares question this waffling.

 

[Josh]

I’ve been critical of Gaby and also came to his defense if it seemed warranted… he looks like an idiot with posts like that and honestly Lake should catch some heat for not guiding him better.

 

[Category5Hurricane]

The one in the brown cheeks are jigglin!!!!

Jay 305 - Yuck It Up watch the music video to see more cheeks brudda. There’s even a big bytch in there for @Paranos

 

[Baba Yaga]

Dude. You are like a renaissance master artist.

I've got a couple in the chamber for the next commits.

 

[Canesq]

I don't think Gaby knows at all

Definitely faking it until he makes it.

This type of hedging screams he’s gotten nothing new so he finds a way to spit out an update to appear he’s an insider.

He’ll narrow it down tomorrow with that from what I’m hearing it’s Miami and Tennessee with Bama lurking (always hedging).

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

On a side note, whatever happens tomorrow Heupel should immediately fire his agent for not landing him a lucrative NIL deal with Frank and Cosmo’s Mansiere….or is it The Bro

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Methinks Heupel‘s been eating lard straight from the can.

That fūcker’s put on a shlt ton of weight in the last few years.

Hope by 4 PM tomorrow he’s crying into his tub of tallow ice cream.