Feel bad for TVD

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No my Cane brother your not leave quietly nor promptly after experiencing a rubenesque goddess. First you will need to recover your strength after all that good chunky luvin, has throughly drained you and secondly she will have gotten up before you an made you a thank you meal. After which you are definitely going back for another ride. It's an insidious cycle of she sucks out your soul and then fills your belly with a good meal. An if you stay too long you will eventually fill her belly, LMAO.

#ChunkyLuvinTodayChunkyLuvinTomorrowChunkyLuvinForever

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For uh, science what might her name be?

I think the OL will be fine this year with better coaching.
 
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I’m convinced most people on this site watch no other college football outside of Miami.

Our OL last year wasn’t bad at all. They pass blocked pretty well for TVD. You don’t put up the numbers he did without it. The run blocking needs to get better and I think it will.

Do people actually think most other teams have a clean pocket every throw? I’d say our OL last year was above average to decent. We need to get better but for people to say it was bad last year just isn’t accurate.
I’m convinced most people on this site watch no other college football outside of highlights.

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Imagine his numbers with a capable OL. Who gets to utilize these guys? Garcia? Or still too early?

This assumes everything pans out and they are as good as advertised.
If you really want to feel bad for him while imagining, then you might as well toss in Dorsey’s entire offensive roster if you want to do it right. I’m not trying to knock any of the guys on the current roster. Just making a suggestion.
 
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Imagine his numbers with a capable OL. Who gets to utilize these guys? Garcia? Or still too early?

This assumes everything pans out and they are as good as advertised.
Feel bad? If he wants to play with the 2023 recruits he can play during the 2023 season. Why feel bad? He could also play for the 2024 season if he feels bad.
 
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Imagine his numbers with a capable OL. Who gets to utilize these guys? Garcia? Or still too early?

This assumes everything pans out and they are as good as advertised.
Tweaked on this post. Our line couldn’t run block but **** sure were solid in pass pro
 
Brother I'm legit hoping you atleast 6'8 and 320+ with all these chunky ******* u chasing around. Cause if you a lil dude u better make sure u keep a good cardiologist on speed dial.
LMAO that's funny. I can't speak for the other dude but I am 6'2" 317lbs of pure Caribbean chocolate with with a strong back and well equipped to handle my chunky ladies. I can scoop a mamita in the high 200's with no problem, but my for ladies in the 300's I gotta dig deep and steady my soul with serious conviction in my heart before snatching one of them up. That said I have never run from a bootylicious task set before me (the lord never gives you more than you can handle, hence why I have two big hands, one for each handle to gain the needed leverage)!

Can't be afraid of the deep end of the pool.
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LMAO that's funny. I can't speak for the other dude but I am 6'2" 317lbs of pure Caribbean chocolate with with a strong back and well equipped to handle my chunky ladies. I can scoop a mamita in the high 200's with no problem, but my for ladies in the 300's I gotta dig deep and steady my soul with serious conviction in my heart before snatching one of them up. That said I have never run from a bootylicious task set before me (the lord never gives you more than you can handle, hence why I have two big hands, one for each handle to gain the needed leverage)!

Can't be afraid of the deep end of the pool.
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You know one thing I learned while on a night dive in Hawaii a few years back? I learned the ocean isn't for man. There's things in that deep blue sea ain't for everybody. Pitch black seas with 2 feet worth of sightlines and a wale swimming straight up to you unknowingly will do that to you. I'll stick with the Mamacita's I can wrap my hands around. I'm more into lips,****ies & *** to go along with a thin waste. I guess I'm buuji at this point. Lmao.
 
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No my Cane brother your not leave quietly nor promptly after experiencing a rubenesque goddess. First you will need to recover your strength after all that good chunky luvin, has throughly drained you and secondly she will have gotten up before you an made you a thank you meal. After which you are definitely going back for another ride. It's an insidious cycle of she sucks out your soul and then fills your belly with a good meal. An if you stay too long you will eventually fill her belly, LMAO.

#ChunkyLuvinTodayChunkyLuvinTomorrowChunkyLuvinForever

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I’m convinced most people on this site watch no other college football outside of Miami.

Our OL last year wasn’t bad at all. They pass blocked pretty well for TVD. You don’t put up the numbers he did without it. The run blocking needs to get better and I think it will.

Do people actually think most other teams have a clean pocket every throw? I’d say our OL last year was above average to decent. We need to get better but for people to say it was bad last year just isn’t accurate.

- 89th in sacks allowed
- 108th in TFLs allowed
-97th in rushing

Our OL was bad.

To @Cribby point, it was much worst at the beginning of the season compared to towards the end of the season. However w/ that being said, Part of TVDs success was his new found chemistry w/ Rambo as opposed to the OL. Rambo was pretty much non existent from games 1-6 to start the season:
Avg.: 6 rec 70 yrds .3 TD/g (inflated by MSU game)

Compare that to when TVD started to connect w/ him game 7 against NCSt.
7-12 to end season:
Avg.: 7 rec 125 yrds 1 TD/g

It wasn’t “so much” that the OL improved to spring board TVD’s #’s vs. having a WR he could just drop dimes to. Lashlee changed up the play calls & it was Rambo deep, Rambo flat, Rambo flare, Rambo screen. Lol.

The bright side is this:
While our OL play struggled:

-Sacks Allowed: UofM (5th) / UO (36th)
-TFLs Allowed: UofM (1st) / UO (12th)
-Rushing: UofM (15th) / UO (24th)

Conclusion, Fck what we saw in 2021, we have a marriage alliance of two coaching staffs with tangible proven OL play/play calling. I look for us to see a seismic shift in OL play which will put food on the table for our QBs & RBs.
 
LMAO that's funny. I can't speak for the other dude but I am 6'2" 317lbs of pure Caribbean chocolate with with a strong back and well equipped to handle my chunky ladies. I can scoop a mamita in the high 200's with no problem, but my for ladies in the 300's I gotta dig deep and steady my soul with serious conviction in my heart before snatching one of them up. That said I have never run from a bootylicious task set before me (the lord never gives you more than you can handle, hence why I have two big hands, one for each handle to gain the needed leverage)!

Can't be afraid of the deep end of the pool.
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You on some big and tall forum or something? Where do you find all of these?
 
- 89th in sacks allowed
- 108th in TFLs allowed
-97th in rushing

Our OL was bad.

To @Cribby point, it was much worst at the beginning of the season compared to towards the end of the season. However w/ that being said, Part of TVDs success was his new found chemistry w/ Rambo as opposed to the OL. Rambo was pretty much non existent from games 1-6 to start the season:
Avg.: 6 rec 70 yrds .3 TD/g (inflated by MSU game)

Compare that to when TVD started to connect w/ him game 7 against NCSt.
7-12 to end season:
Avg.: 7 rec 125 yrds 1 TD/g

It wasn’t “so much” that the OL improved to spring board TVD’s #’s vs. having a WR he could just drop dimes to. Lashlee changed up the play calls & it was Rambo deep, Rambo flat, Rambo flare, Rambo screen. Lol.

The bright side is this:
While our OL play struggled:

-Sacks Allowed: UofM (5th) / UO (36th)
-TFLs Allowed: UofM (1st) / UO (12th)
-Rushing: UofM (15th) / UO (24th)

Conclusion, Fck what we saw in 2021, we have a marriage alliance of two coaching staffs with tangible proven OL play/play calling. I look for us to see a seismic shift in OL play which will put food on the table for our QBs & RBs.
King also hurt the Ol by holding on to the ball too long, I posted this when everyone was ripping the Ol. Then it magically got better when TVD entered. King also had an issue with the Rpo, I posted that as well. Then magically the OL improved and so did the Rpo when Tvd stepped under center.

King would stare down guys and then roll out causing pressure. He did that a lot. Fans only see the pressure or the sack. The Ol post King was more of what it really was.
 
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LMAO that's funny. I can't speak for the other dude but I am 6'2" 317lbs of pure Caribbean chocolate with with a strong back and well equipped to handle my chunky ladies. I can scoop a mamita in the high 200's with no problem, but my for ladies in the 300's I gotta dig deep and steady my soul with serious conviction in my heart before snatching one of them up. That said I have never run from a bootylicious task set before me (the lord never gives you more than you can handle, hence why I have two big hands, one for each handle to gain the needed leverage)!

Can't be afraid of the deep end of the pool.
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CRAZY A$$, HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
 
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I’m convinced most people on this site watch no other college football outside of Miami.

Our OL last year wasn’t bad at all. They pass blocked pretty well for TVD. You don’t put up the numbers he did without it. The run blocking needs to get better and I think it will.

Do people actually think most other teams have a clean pocket every throw? I’d say our OL last year was above average to decent. We need to get better but for people to say it was bad last year just isn’t accurate.
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- 89th in sacks allowed
- 108th in TFLs allowed
-97th in rushing

Our OL was bad.

To @Cribby point, it was much worst at the beginning of the season compared to towards the end of the season. However w/ that being said, Part of TVDs success was his new found chemistry w/ Rambo as opposed to the OL. Rambo was pretty much non existent from games 1-6 to start the season:
Avg.: 6 rec 70 yrds .3 TD/g (inflated by MSU game)

Compare that to when TVD started to connect w/ him game 7 against NCSt.
7-12 to end season:
Avg.: 7 rec 125 yrds 1 TD/g

It wasn’t “so much” that the OL improved to spring board TVD’s #’s vs. having a WR he could just drop dimes to. Lashlee changed up the play calls & it was Rambo deep, Rambo flat, Rambo flare, Rambo screen. Lol.

The bright side is this:
While our OL play struggled:

-Sacks Allowed: UofM (5th) / UO (36th)
-TFLs Allowed: UofM (1st) / UO (12th)
-Rushing: UofM (15th) / UO (24th)

Conclusion, Fck what we saw in 2021, we have a marriage alliance of two coaching staffs with tangible proven OL play/play calling. I look for us to see a seismic shift in OL play which will put food on the table for our QBs & RBs.
Facts.
 
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