Fans Of Other Teams - A Story Of Nerds

[WhatTheHell]

So I start perusing some Georgia Tech forums to see what the **** have to say from themselves, and a lot of them are terrified about the potential ordeal of watching a football game down here.

"Is it safe for me to go down? I've heard some horror stories"

"How is it down there, guys? I'm kind of scared"

"I'm bringing my 9-year-old with me, think we'll be ok?"


This game is the least of that kid's worries, hopefully he finds a real man as a Father before it's too late, bub. It seems these geeky ACC teams and Florida fans are terrified of coming to Sun Life. The description some of them give makes it sound like they're marching into Juarez and it'll be a miracle if they don't end the night in the back of a van with pillow cases over their heads. "It was awful. I was surrounded by brown people, which I can only assume were authentic Cubans and drug smugglers. To make it worse, there was nowhere to hang my ascot." I guess being called a maricón by a couple of drunk dudes from Hialeah is just too much to handle for some.

These lame ACC teams won't get anything more than a few drunk wiggers calling them a ****. It's an entirely different atmosphere for ACC teams not named FSU. The front-running wiggers sit it out and it's mostly normal people.


Has anyone ever looked at going to an away game and thought "Oh, I don't know if it's safe. I'm a little scared to go." LOL da fugg? I actually like to try and get tickets in the opposing teams student section and be all

Get your act together, other fans. You're embarrassing yourselves. C'mon down to beautiful Miami and watch the game. I'll buy you and your group some chili dogs and smash it over your heads.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

I came down for the gator game with a buddy that's a gator fan and his parents(mom) actually convinced him not to go into the game because they(she) generally feared for his safety. It's been almost a month and I still can't look the poor ******* in his eyes.

 

[SevenNSeven]

It's **** like this that makes me miss the OB.

I have the hardest time smuggling the machete i use to behead opposing fans into SonLife, especially now that I have to carry it in a small, clear container.

 

[Ibis4life]

Always amazes me, and honestly, every year the Georgia Tech fans are the worst. What a whinny bunch they are. They think Miami is a horrible academic institution and our fans are all drunken criminals who only come to the games to fight. We have very good friends who are Bull Gators who would never come with us to a game in the Orange Bowl because they were afraid of Little Havana, and I thought they would at least come to this years game at Sun Life, but they backed out of that one too.

 

[tjl1388]

When it comes to the pussification of America I am quite positive Georgia Tech and Florida fans are leading the charge.

 

[The Franchise]

I came down for the gator game with a buddy that's a gator fan and his parents(mom) actually convinced him not to go into the game because they(she) generally feared for his safety. It's been almost a month and I still can't look the poor ******* in his eyes.

Good thing is you don't need to look that f.agala in the eyes as he's pillow-biting.

 

[Chuckles]

To those of you that think it's cool to be ******** to visiting fans:

It's a football game, not an opportunity to display your inability to handle adult beverages, to display your bad manners and immature bravado. Grow up.

 

[valid]

I agree with everything OP said except the FSU part. Their fans are ph@gg.ots too.

 

[Notsince1985]

Always used to laugh when FSU fans would say they were scared walking from their cars to the OB. What the ****. Like a bunch of 60 year old 5-4 Cubans and Nicaraguans trying to park your car or sell you rat on a stick are going to jump your ***, kidnap you and sell into slavery in El Salvador.

Like, "No blockie" was code for, "Carlos, rev up the van, we've got some gringos, we head for the border at dawn." Dumbass ******* rednecks.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

To those of you that think it's cool to be ******** to visiting fans:

It's a football game, not an opportunity to display your inability to handle adult beverages, to display your bad manners and immature bravado. Grow up.

Sounds like you throw some kick *** tailgates. Do you supply the monocles, or do I need to bring my own?

 

[BoroCane83]

But the wall of ****-talking nerds that just learned about football and the triple-option are not going to steal your wallet, they are just going to rip off your WiFi to play LoL or DotA.

 

[DHucks]

The irony here is that my wife and I were **** near mugged after the Georgia Tech game last season walking back to our car.

 

[Ibis Wingz]

To those of you that think it's cool to be ******** to visiting fans:

It's a football game, not an opportunity to display your inability to handle adult beverages, to display your bad manners and immature bravado. Grow up.

Sounds like you throw some kick *** tailgates. Do you supply the monocles, or do I need to bring my own?

Get hammered, have a great time and do whatever you want, but there is no need to act like an ******* or be abusive to other people. I wear a monocle, spats and a top hat to the games.

 

[DeadPoets]

The irony here is that my wife and I were **** near mugged after the Georgia Tech game last season walking back to our car.

It's Georgia Tech - they can do that.

 

[5XNC]

I've never gone to an away game worried or scared and never thought about it prior to deciding to go an away game.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

To those of you that think it's cool to be ******** to visiting fans:

It's a football game, not an opportunity to display your inability to handle adult beverages, to display your bad manners and immature bravado. Grow up.

Sounds like you throw some kick *** tailgates. Do you supply the monocles, or do I need to bring my own?

Get hammered, have a great time and do whatever you want, but there is no need to act like an ******* or be abusive to other people. I wear a monocle, spats and a top hat to the games.

I will get hammered, have a great time and do whatever I want. It depends exactly what you mean by "acting like an *******", as far as that goes. I won't be abusive though. For the most part. Cool?

 

[Chuckles]

To those of you that think it's cool to be ******** to visiting fans:

It's a football game, not an opportunity to display your inability to handle adult beverages, to display your bad manners and immature bravado. Grow up.

Sounds like you throw some kick *** tailgates. Do you supply the monocles, or do I need to bring my own?

Got all that from my post did you?

 

[Ibis Wingz]

To those of you that think it's cool to be ******** to visiting fans:

It's a football game, not an opportunity to display your inability to handle adult beverages, to display your bad manners and immature bravado. Grow up.

Sounds like you throw some kick *** tailgates. Do you supply the monocles, or do I need to bring my own?

Get hammered, have a great time and do whatever you want, but there is no need to act like an ******* or be abusive to other people. I wear a monocle, spats and a top hat to the games.

I will get hammered, have a great time and do whatever I want. It depends exactly what you mean by "acting like an *******", as far as that goes. I won't be abusive though. For the most part. Cool?

I am not trying to be the fan behavior or decorum police, so I don't have a black letter rule for what constitutes "acting like an *******." Being abusive, taunting opposing fans, picking fights and throwing things at other people would certainly fit into that category. I hope everyone goes to the games and has a great time. Enjoy, brother Canes' fan!

 

[ADELPHI]

No wiggers are interested in stealing little Johnny's foam finger. And yes, he can still do the wave. Come on down GT fans and quit being pussies.

 

[HurricaneU]

I cant stand 99.99% of the bipedal primates on this planet as is. They are especially reprehensible when they put on another primates jersey and drink alcohol.