Official Fall PractiSe #1: Tuesday, August 1

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Have we uncovered Zion’s whereabouts,
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The secrecy is so over the top.

Like, we sucked last year. We were 5-7. It's decidedly not because some beat reporter tweeted out all our plays during camp. Like LOL. SMD doesn't even know what i-formation or shotgun is but let's keep everyone away because she might key in the opposition to our play calls.

Last year, I went for a walk on campus near the field and had so many bodies and eyes on me. You'd think I had on a turban and an Al Qaeda shirt during a presidential visit.
Didn’t want you to see that flea flicker formation
 
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