ESPN laughing at Mario

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Choice quotes:

- "It's tough to say how many days it had been since Cristobal properly handled a late-game scenario since you can't divide by zero."

- "That left Cristobal with a decision: Put the game in the hands of the best quarterback to ever wear a Miami uniform or, with 3:42 remaining, kick a field goal and leave it up to your defense that has served as a maître d' for Syracuse receivers the entire game.
Cristobal chose pain."


Reality sucks
 
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Those were funny bits. I had to laugh when I read them.

It had been 7,672 days since Miami won a conference championship. But the Hurricanes spent this season as the class of the ACC, finally living up to the immense expectations that have followed the program since its glory years, even if Miami has spent the past 20 years as college football's version of U2 -- still releasing new work, but effectively just a nostalgia act.

Miami ceded its spot in the ACC championship to Clemson, may have lost its spot in the College Football Playoff and reminded the world that, even when U2 gives you its new album for free, it's best to just go ahead and delete it and move on with your life.
 
Put the game in the hands of the best quarterback to ever wear a Miami uniform or, with 3:42 remaining, kick a field goal and leave it up to your defense that has served as a maître d' for Syracuse receivers the entire game.

Jim Kelly is in the NFL Hall of Fame. Talk about being a prisoner of the moment.

We run down ESPN all season for putting out a biased, lazy, unprofessional product. Let's not start holding them as bastions of truth now.
 
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Put the game in the hands of the best quarterback to ever wear a Miami uniform or, with 3:42 remaining, kick a field goal and leave it up to your defense that has served as a maître d' for Syracuse receivers the entire game.

Jim Kelly is in the NFL Hall of Fame. Talk about being a prisoner of the moment.

We run down ESPN all season for putting out a biased, lazy, unprofessional product. Let's not start holding them as bastions of truth now.
Yeah, ESPN is mostly trash, but at least this guy is funny. And IMHO spot on about this
 
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If you wanna preach accountability, you better take it yourself. Rad should frame these articles and quotes and hang them up in 6 ft frames in Mario’s office. Leave a note on his desk that says, “these come down when you quit ******* up these situations.”
 
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