GojiraCane
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Oh come on. Don't you know what we are facing? Their receivers have been timed running the 40 yard dash in 0.8 seconds. In strength tests they frequently bench in excess of 1,500 lbs. Average height for their team is greater than 15 feet. Average salary per player is roughly $23M per year. When their defensive line clashes with their opponent's offensive line, competing players simply cease to exist. Their coach has access to dimensional technology and can see into all possible outcomes, and thereby devise the best strategy against it.I'm seeing a lot of beta posting in this thread. I'm sooooooo scaaaaaarrrrreed of Bama. **** them. Bring it on.
How can you compete against such insurmountable odds?