Tears Duck Tears

[Bender]

Y’all might want to do a Ducks Tears thread.



The comment section salted my eggs for breakfast.

 

[Boarcane]

The comment section salted my eggs for breakfast.

Mark Helfrich and Willie Taggert might disagree

 

[Bender]

Mark Helfrich and Willie Taggert might disagree

fans are really hellbent on mario staying and get super defensive about it.

this is going to be fun. either for them or for us.

 

[Boarcane]

fans are really hellbent on mario staying and get super defensive about it.

this is going to be fun. either for them or for us.

It’s going to be more fun for Mario

 

[Trav]

It’s going to be more fun for Mario

Yea he's the only one who can't lose.

 

[mdpcane]

Y'all might want to do a Ducks Tears.​

 

[Bender]

It’s going to be more fun for Mario

 

[Bender]

Y'all might want to do a Ducks Tears.​

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if you dont want to participate, leave lol no one forces you to be here

 

[mdpcane]

if you dont want to participate, leave lol no one forces you to be here

you can leave ..... go get a sense of humor and learn to write ****t that makes sense

 

[Bender]

you can leave ..... go get a sense of humor

dude, i am still ******* german, i dont know what the **** humor is

edit: **** only has one t, not two ("write **** that makes sense")

 

[mdpcane]

dude, i am still ******* german, i dont know what the **** humor is

Versuchen Sie, einen Entenarsch zu küssen und haben Sie einen schönen Tag ... jetzt verirren Sie sich

 

[Mackmiller974]

Oregon is a better job

 

[Bender]

Versuchen Sie, einen Entenarsch zu küssen und haben Sie einen schönen Tag ... jetzt verirren Sie sich

someones being a bit butthurt huh

 

[Bender]

Oregon is a better job

result wise, yes

anything else is up to the person wanting a job there

 

[NC_Canes_11]

Where is all this Nike money? Have they signed any of Oregon’s kids to deals yet? If they have I haven’t heard about it. This whole NIL thing isn’t leveling the playing field for anybody. The top .25% of kids will make life changing money. Everybody else will get a little. It’s not stopping the bag schools from dominating And it’s certainly not bringing Oregon up to their level.

So looking at it fairly:

- Both play in a bad conference and divisions
- Miami has a location advantage, recruiting of course included
- Oregon isn’t a rebuild, Miami is
- Oregon has better facilities but Miami is good enough to not lose guys bc of it
- NIL opportunities are essentially even if Nike is signing players. If not Miami wins that

I’m struggling to see how Oregon is a slam dunk better job. It’s better right now bc of Mario. If he did the same at Miami it wouldn’t even be close. At their peaks Miami is three times the job Oregon will ever be or ever has been.

 

[pacusmc]

Oregon is a better job

Was FSU ? Cause willie bounced out of there faster than a hooker after a nut.

 

[mdpcane]

 

[NC_Canes_11]

I don’t think people know how to differentiate teams and jobs. Having a better team does not make that school a better job. The best job has the most potential and good infrastructure.

There are 75 better teams than Miami right now, but there are not 75 better jobs.

 

[FL Cane]

I don’t think people know how to differentiate teams and jobs. Having a better team does not make that school a better job. The best job has the most potential and good infrastructure.

There are 75 better teams than Miami right now, but there are not 75 better jobs.

Agree. Also, agree that if given the chance, and the money, Mario would come here. One of their insiders posted he’s turned down the job before, which is a lie. All depends on how he does this season. I have a hard time believing he’d turn down Miami if the money was right. His family also wants to be down here, it’s well known his wife was for moving back in 2018 if he got the job. However, all of this assumes a component Miami Athletic Department which is TBD.

 

[RVACane]

Y’all might want to do a Ducks Tears thread.



The comment section salted my eggs for breakfast.

I have edited it and made it Ducks Tears. Now they are significantly better than we are so only the angst of Mario leaving to come home can bring me joy at their expense right now.