I'm home now so I can type out what I wanted to say earlier (**** you, "Don't Text and Drive," campaign)..
We've been down for so long we all forgot how this goes, myself included.
We don't have a traditional college town.
We don't have an enormous alumni network.
We don't have powerful boosters that look like Colonel Sanders.
We don't have generations of families attending the university.
We don't have parents hanging out with their kids at the old burger joint on campus where they first decided to try anal
We don't have a sold out on campus stadium for every opponent.
We are the anti-college football. They despise us. These old f.@ggots that value the prototypical college football experience can't stand that despite not having any of the the traditions or qualities that they associate with a real college football program, when the Canes are on, we'll still roll up into any ****ty little backwards college town of your choosing, and beat the **** out of anyone in the country. And we'll have fun doing it.