You done ate too much sweet potato pie. Careful - you can actually OD on that stuff.
Miami is anything but "South." Or Southern. Too many damned Yankees from up North.
Last time I was there - Miami was right on the coast - unless those Yankees done moved it and schitt it up like they did to their cities up north they were forced to abandon.
Clemson is "South." The University parking lots are divided - small ones for cars, bigger parking lots for tractors. Guess which ones are full?
Miami the Southeastern most city in America is not considered the South even though the state fought for the confederacy.
That has got to be the DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD