@dmoney ...need some help lol

[illwoods]

I'm fucin hammered rn mother ****ers....Conway twitty or George jones and then dolly parton, Tammy wynette or Loretta lynn... It's got me fucced up *******... @DMoney help me out lol

 

[dskilz3]

 

[CaneFanWNY]

 

[Zombie-Cane]

So your "go to" when you are hammered is to @ Dmoney........................

 

[Golsen82]

I'm fucin hammered rn mother ****ers....Conway twitty or George jones and then dolly parton, Tammy wynette or Loretta lynn... It's got me fucced up *******... @DMoney help me out lol

Don't forget waylon and Merle. Johnny and Willie

 

[Bender]

Here's some life advice:

If you're drunk, put your phone away. Nothing good will happen with a phone in your hand if you're drunk.

 

[DTP]

Here's some life advice:

If you're drunk, put your phone away. Nothing good will happen with a phone in your hand if you're drunk.

Or at the very least text your ex and tell he how much you still love her. That’s way less embarrassing than this ****

 

[BS85]

Here's some life advice:

If you're drunk, put your phone away. Nothing good will happen with a phone in your hand if you're drunk.

AFTER you order pizza

 

[caneingville]

I'm fucin hammered rn mother ****ers....Conway twitty or George jones and then dolly parton, Tammy wynette or Loretta lynn... It's got me fucced up *******... @DMoney help me out lol

You could always go for the George Jones and Tammy Wynette special-make it a little easier on yourself.

Next time, just go to bed.

 

[305 MOUNTAIN MAN]

Highway Men

 

[DMoney]

 

[caneingville]

AFTER you order pizza

I once dropped a friend off at home, who then put a frozen pizza in the oven, but passed out drunk and forgot about it. Next day we checked on him and he had woken up to his kitchen on fire.

So yeah, order it, don’t make it. Or just go to sleep.

 

[DTP]

I once dropped a friend off at home, who then put a frozen pizza in the oven, but passed out drunk and forgot about it. Next day we checked on him and he had woken up to his kitchen on fire.

So yeah, order it, don’t make it. Or just go to sleep.

Yeah cooking while drunk is a terrible move. I had a roommate who decided to make a pot of something when he came home drunk from the bar. My dog woke me up barking because the house was full of smoke at 3 am

 

[Ironmanfootball]

Greg12 is wrong, this is the better version

 

[caneingville]

Yeah cooking while drunk is a terrible move. I had a roommate who decided to make a pot of something when he came home drunk from the bar. My dog woke me up barking because the house was full of smoke at 3 am

Yikes. Thank goodness for the dog.

An experienced drunk should always keep snacks on hand to avoid this situation.

 

[S.CarolinaCane]

So your "go to" when you are hammered is to @ Dmoney........................

I'm sure he had MANY options.

 

[S.CarolinaCane]

Or at the very least text your ex and tell he how much you still love her. That’s way less embarrassing than this ****

Oh you think this is embarrassing?

 

[Virgil Cane24]

Go Canes!

 

[HurricanesR1]

I'm fucin hammered rn mother ****ers....Conway twitty or George jones and then dolly parton, Tammy wynette or Loretta lynn... It's got me fucced up *******... @DMoney help me out lol

Waylon Jennings > all those

Outlaw Country > Nashville Sound Country

 

[jrock2332]

Mofoer looks like a possum