2024 DL David Stone [commits to Okla] ENUFF

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This old Dog! never stops trying to learn! School me @RVACane...got my pen and paper go ahead I'm ready?
Okay… So me, @JamesQuall , @JeddTheFisch , @TRick72 @Angry Ibis and Denzel Washington walk into a bar together and see a pretty lady sitting there.

I repeat everything 3 times when I talk to someone. Three times. Three times. Three times. Quall walks with a limp like Keysor Sose and pulls out his joke police badge each time he meets someone. Jedd talks like Manny Diaz and looks like Bret Beliema. Trick doesn’t leave home without his Joy Taylor blow up doll and always insists on the doll sitting in a seat to his left so his right hand is free. Angry Ibis has an itching issue that requires constant scratching at his nether parts. And then there’s suave handsome famous Denzel Washington.

There are no other suitors for this lady except the 5 of us. If we each want to leave with her, do we each have an equal 20% chance of leaving with her?
 
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Okay… So me, @JamesQuall , @JeddTheFisch , @TRick72 @Angry Ibis and Denzel Washington walk into a bar together and see a pretty lady sitting there.

I repeat everything 3 times when I talk to someone. Three times. Three times. Three times. Quall walks with a limp like Keysor Sose and pulls out his joke police badge each time he meets someone. Jedd talks like Manny Diaz and looks like Bret Beliema. Trick doesn’t leave home without his Joy Taylor blow up doll and always insists on the doll sitting in a seat to his left so his right hand is free. Angry Ibis has an itching issue that requires constant scratching at his nether parts. And then there’s suave handsome famous Denzel Washington.

There are no other suitors for this lady except the 5 of us. If we each want to leave with her, do we each have an equal 20% chance of leaving with her?
Who is Miami in this scenario for the pretty lady aka Stone Sweepstakes? Please tell me its not @TRick72 otherwise just close the thread
 
Okay… So me, @JamesQuall , @JeddTheFisch , @TRick72 @Angry Ibis and Denzel Washington walk into a bar together and see a pretty lady sitting there.

I repeat everything 3 times when I talk to someone. Three times. Three times. Three times. Quall walks with a limp like Keysor Sose and pulls out his joke police badge each time he meets someone. Jedd talks like Manny Diaz and looks like Bret Beliema. Trick doesn’t leave home without his Joy Taylor blow up doll and always insists on the doll sitting in a seat to his left so his right hand is free. Angry Ibis has an itching issue that requires constant scratching at his nether parts. And then there’s suave handsome famous Denzel Washington.

There are no other suitors for this lady except the 5 of us. If we each want to leave with her, do we each have an equal 20% chance of leaving with her?
Does said “pretty lady” have daddy issues and/or SSRIs in her purse?

Can she be swayed by a Lambo rental outside?
 
Okay… So me, @JamesQuall , @JeddTheFisch , @TRick72 @Angry Ibis and Denzel Washington walk into a bar together and see a pretty lady sitting there.

I repeat everything 3 times when I talk to someone. Three times. Three times. Three times. Quall walks with a limp like Keysor Sose and pulls out his joke police badge each time he meets someone. Jedd talks like Manny Diaz and looks like Bret Beliema. Trick doesn’t leave home without his Joy Taylor blow up doll and always insists on the doll sitting in a seat to his left so his right hand is free. Angry Ibis has an itching issue that requires constant scratching at his nether parts. And then there’s suave handsome famous Denzel Washington.

There are no other suitors for this lady except the 5 of us. If we each want to leave with her, do we each have an equal 20% chance of leaving with her?

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Okay… So me, @JamesQuall , @JeddTheFisch , @TRick72 @Angry Ibis and Denzel Washington walk into a bar together and see a pretty lady sitting there.

I repeat everything 3 times when I talk to someone. Three times. Three times. Three times. Quall walks with a limp like Keysor Sose and pulls out his joke police badge each time he meets someone. Jedd talks like Manny Diaz and looks like Bret Beliema. Trick doesn’t leave home without his Joy Taylor blow up doll and always insists on the doll sitting in a seat to his left so his right hand is free. Angry Ibis has an itching issue that requires constant scratching at his nether parts. And then there’s suave handsome famous Denzel Washington.

There are no other suitors for this lady except the 5 of us. If we each want to leave with her, do we each have an equal 20% chance of leaving with her?
Ah , yes. I too remember that night.

I forget how I approached said pretty lady. Was it like this?
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Or did I take a personal belonging from her (my signature move) like this?
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Okay… So me, @JamesQuall , @JeddTheFisch , @TRick72 @Angry Ibis and Denzel Washington walk into a bar together and see a pretty lady sitting there.

I repeat everything 3 times when I talk to someone. Three times. Three times. Three times. Quall walks with a limp like Keysor Sose and pulls out his joke police badge each time he meets someone. Jedd talks like Manny Diaz and looks like Bret Beliema. Trick doesn’t leave home without his Joy Taylor blow up doll and always insists on the doll sitting in a seat to his left so his right hand is free. Angry Ibis has an itching issue that requires constant scratching at his nether parts. And then there’s suave handsome famous Denzel Washington.

There are no other suitors for this lady except the 5 of us. If we each want to leave with her, do we each have an equal 20% chance of leaving with her?
**** @RVACane! You not f****** around! Denzel all day, unless she is a freak then @TRick72 takes home the prize! Which one of you guys is Miami In this scenario?
 
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Okay… So me, @JamesQuall , @JeddTheFisch , @TRick72 @Angry Ibis and Denzel Washington walk into a bar together and see a pretty lady sitting there.

I repeat everything 3 times when I talk to someone. Three times. Three times. Three times. Quall walks with a limp like Keysor Sose and pulls out his joke police badge each time he meets someone. Jedd talks like Manny Diaz and looks like Bret Beliema. Trick doesn’t leave home without his Joy Taylor blow up doll and always insists on the doll sitting in a seat to his left so his right hand is free. Angry Ibis has an itching issue that requires constant scratching at his nether parts. And then there’s suave handsome famous Denzel Washington.

There are no other suitors for this lady except the 5 of us. If we each want to leave with her, do we each have an equal 20% chance of leaving with her?
Moral of the story is I weigh more than all others put together so I win
 
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